Obvious tag for him being a luddite jackass?

Nice headline. I approve. Coherent sentences overrated. Yay!

Nader is a tool. Seriously, the republicrats and demicans use him to make third parties look stupid.

xtex: Nice headline. I approve. Coherent sentences overrated. Yay!

I wanted to do something like this. However, you beat me to it. It's not fair. I guess I'll get over monkeys screaming kiss bugger like rabbit who hello granted fun living penis.

Shiat.

O RLY?

I guess a few actual quotes and context would have just been too demanding on the poor reporter.

It's not like he's wrong.

He talks like a fag, and his shiat's all retarded.

I'd hit it

LOL FAGG!!!!

Maybe if he had the internets, he wouldn't have made so many mistakes in "Unsafe at Any Speed."

Poor Ralph. I guess there just aren't enough batshiat 6-foot-tall British redheads going around.

Hey! He's finaly right about something!

There's that fag talk again we were talking about.

Other things Nader doesnt use:

*Razors (his face stays smooth thanks to his close brushes with relevence)
*Women (Who needs to bang hookers when he loves himself so much(
*Poo-Poo paper(cuz, ya know, his poop is so environmentally friendly, it even cleans the toilet)
*Forks (pointy things are fascist)
*Candy (sugar is the byproduct of corporate breast milk)
*Nun-chucks (He can break boards with his mind)
*Salt (only because they want you to use it)

/I use nun-chucks
//those old ladies wont sew if I dont

What other things does Ralph Nader not use? Deodorant? Mouthwash? Toilet paper?

Not All That Much, that's a stupid post. fark you. I hate you.

Dammit!

/sulks

What Nadar stared in 2000, Obama supporters are continuing in 2008.

The result will be the same, too. A Republican President.

barneyfifesbullet: What Nadar stared in 2000, Obama supporters are continuing in 2008.

The result will be the same, too. A Republican President.

Yeah; war, recession and inflation don't have any effect of public attitudes and political outcomes.

Pixelvision, SMYOAALTS.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Yeah; war, recession and inflation don't have any effect of public attitudes and political outcomes.

Yeah.

Saint Obama is going to fix all of that with with a wave of his mighty hand. Yes, he can.

I don't really qualify as a kid, but Nader is really selling our kids short. It was only a century ago that acronyms and initialisms started gaining widespread acceptance and now we can generate novel initialisms on the fly and still be understood. The simple fact that the language does not reflect the language that you grew up with does not necessarily mean that it is inferior (though we should guard against losing useful grammatical constructions like the subjunctive mood). Neither does it mean that it is better; it simply means that the language is evolving like all living languages.

/Yeah! Four sentences, biatches!

Kids these days don't even have the good sense to not fly through the windshield in a car accident. So we've got to all put up with these Nanny State restraining belts to keep 'em in their seats, the lazy bastards.

If the Internet had been invented in the 60's, consumer would have been able to set up an online Corvair User's Group and warn others about the car's instability, and then somebody wouldn't have become famous for writing a book about it... ;)

Pixelvision

Do you have any idea sir how long I have been waiting for that?

Bless you sir! God bless you!

/Hates that commercial with the passion of a thousand suns

barneyfifesbullet: What Nadar stared in 2000, Obama supporters are continuing in 2008.

The result will be the same, too. A Republican President.

Man, how can you be so high this early in the morning?

No Such Agency: If the Internet had been invented in the 60's, consumer would have been able to set up an online Corvair User's Group and warn others about the car's instability, and then somebody wouldn't have become famous for writing a book about it... ;)

You win, good sir!

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Not All That Much, that's a stupid post. fark you. I hate you

eh...im tired

/coffee /= funny juice

God I hate Nader

andrewagill: I don't really qualify as a kid, but...

/Yeah! Four sentences, biatches!

You succeeded, yet still failed. Sorry.

No Such Agency: If the Internet had been invented in the 60's, consumer would have been able to set up an online Corvair User's Group and warn others about the car's instability, and then somebody wouldn't have become famous for writing a book about it... ;)

And then the rest of the group would flame him pointing out that the instability only appeared in extreme manuvers at the point of diminishing skill.

Bush doesn't read ANY newspaper. He gets his information right from his administration.

/America: We get what we deserve!

If I was a rich man, I would totally wrap up a corvair and send it to Ralph.

If he really doesn't think computers have improved our lives, he's a dangerous fool. But we knew that already.

See spot run. Spot runs fast. Run spot run. I make sentence.

Let me understand this. He types his stuff up on a typewriter, then expects some other schlub to type the same text up again into a computer so it can be sent out?

Efficiency. The man is all about wasting people's time.

BTW, I thought the Corvair was nifty.

barneyfifesbullet: Yeah.

Saint Obama is going to fix all of that with with a wave of his mighty hand. Yes, he can.

Yeah, I said something about this year's candidates and not the changed perspective of the voters. Right.

I saw a recent interview with him where the girl doing the interview was showing him videos on her laptop that were sent in by users. They were questions directed towards Nader himself.


After each video was shown, he'd answer each question by talking directly to the laptop itself- it seemed pretty obvious he thought they could see him as well. The girl finally closed the laptop in between videos so he'd stop it.

Vaguely aware of him before 1999. Hated his "Gore=Bush" bullshiat in 2000, and his concentration on battleground states so he could play spoiler, while denying it.

That sucked, but it was the last time he was relevant in American politics. Go away, old man, and for farks sake buy yourself some depends.

Nader to Google: Computers bad, typewriters good

Ladies and gentlemen of Google, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my seatbelted Prius.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my cell phone, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - kids today can hardly put four literate sentences together.

'I've been through so much of this technological twit stuff,' said the former consumer advocate. 'Has life really improved with the information explosion?'

He's got a point here. Are you happier with more now than you were with less? Is the Internet doing your work for you, or just giving you more work? Are more or fewer people on anti-depressants?

deevo: 'I've been through so much of this technological twit stuff,' said the former consumer advocate. 'Has life really improved with the information explosion?'

He's got a point here. Are you happier with more now than you were with less? Is the Internet doing your work for you, or just giving you more work? Are more or fewer people on anti-depressants?

Well, are you being paid to Fark?

Sofa King Awesome

But there is one thing I do know - kids today can hardly put four literate sentences together.

/well that would be a run-on sentence, wouldn't it? We can't have that.

There was a sci fi book I read where there was a group akin to the Amish that were called Naderites because they followed Nader's work after a nuclear war.

Eternity, I think.

STFU, Ralph.

'I've been through so much of this technological twit stuff,' said the former consumer advocate. 'Has life really improved with the information explosion?

A former consumer advocate said this? A guy whose career was based on giving information to those who couldn't get it any other way? How the hell is Nader against an information explosion? I would think this would have been his wet dream, or at least it would be if he was getting a cut of it, I guess.

deevo: 'I've been through so much of this technological twit stuff,' said the former consumer advocate. 'Has life really improved with the information explosion?'

He's got a point here. Are you happier with more now than you were with less? Is the Internet doing your work for you, or just giving you more work? Are more or fewer people on anti-depressants?

1. Yes.
2. Irrelevant in my case, I'm a social worker. It makes my job a lot easier, though.
3. I need the antidepressants, asshat, I'm crazy.
4. Nader needs to get over himself and join the rest of us here in 2008. It's not 1959 anymore and most of us are now able to think for ourselves.