Are they the same man?

Ask yourself, have you ever seen them in the same photo?



Oh, yeah.

That's right.

I bet Bush just doesn't want to risk being photographed next to McCain's illegitimate black daughter.

FTA
During Bush's three-day trip, he is also holding official presidential events at a Mesa, Ariz., cable company on Tuesday

I am glad I'm footing the bill for this important presidential event.

why would you want the president with the lowest approval rating in history asking people to vote for you?

Senator McCain, just get a good case of leprosy and that would be considered a better plan than this.

SushiJoe: why would you want the president with the lowest approval rating in history asking people to vote for you?

Because there are still lots and lots of Americans who really really want Armageddon, but who aren't completely sold on McCain as the best man to bring it about.

2wolves: Senator McCain, just get a good case of leprosy and that would be considered a better plan than this.

I have a sneaking suspicion that his health plan wouldn't cover leprosy.

As a business commentator said a decade ago when Compaq announced plans to buy Digital Equipment Corporation:

"That's like adding plague to influenza."

;)

SushiJoe: why would you want the president with the lowest approval rating in history asking people to vote for you?

He doesn't necessarily want Bush to ask people to vote for him. He wants Bush to ask people to fund his campaign.

A vote for McCain is a vote saying that when you vote an idiot is voting.

I think the Bush pledge speach goes something like this..

"guys! guys! he'll sell the country up the river for the benefit of the top 1% just like I did! Don't worry, just give up the dough! they don't call him 'McSame' for nothin!"

I guess that would be a speech, not a speach...

lexshine: A vote for McCain is a vote saying that when you vote an idiot is voting.

10/10

Headso: I think the Bush pledge speach goes something like this..

"guys! guys! he'll sell the country up the river for the benefit of the top 1% just like I did! Don't worry, just give up the dough! they don't call him 'McSame' for nothin!" heh heh heh!

FIFY

what_now: FIFY

indeed!

SushiJoe:

why would you want the president with the lowest approval rating in history asking people to vote for you?

Fundraising is something George is very good at. It may be the only thing.

lexshine: A vote for McCain is a vote saying that when you vote an idiot is voting.

That's asinine, and no way to mend the divisiveness in our political discourse. But it's also just an insult and so it's missing a hook.

5/10

SherKhan: SushiJoe:

why would you want the president with the lowest approval rating in history asking people to vote for you?

Fundraising is something George is very good at. It may be the only thing.

Not quite, fund raising is something the people who wanted him in office in '00 are very good at, but they are not getting behind McCain.

Bush just doesn't want to get next to those smelly Depends.

I am glad that the tax money I pay to fly the prez and his entourage around the country are contributing to McCain's election efforts.

So the guy that wants to give us a 3rd Bush term has to make sure he isn't seen with Bush.

I don't know about you guys but I'm still running across a lot of "smart" cons who look at news like that conclude McCain can't lose.

Why are we sniping at each other like this? There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause, and respectful of the goodness in each other.

My god, precisely how incestuous does this have to get before we revolt?

/It's like handing the kingdom from father to son...
//Wait, we already did that
///What's next? Husband to wife?

quickdraw: slicknovel.com

i took your example and put my shops in my profile

Hilarious. Right now the GOP would rather acknowledge support from the gay porn industry than the sitting president.

Skleenar: Why are we sniping at each other like this? There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause, and respectful of the goodness in each other.

LMMFAO!

Good one!

Skleenar: Why are we sniping at each other like this? There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause, and respectful of the goodness in each other.

OR we could continue photoshopping McCain's head onto embarrassing and amusing photos while giggling like schoolgirls.


Choose wisely, America.

Jubeebee: Skleenar: Why are we sniping at each other like this? There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause, and respectful of the goodness in each other.

OR we could continue photoshopping McCain's head onto embarrassing and amusing photos while giggling like schoolgirls.


Choose wisely, America.

or, we could dress up like ninja turtles and fight

burndtdan: Jubeebee: Skleenar: Why are we sniping at each other like this? There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause, and respectful of the goodness in each other.

OR we could continue photoshopping McCain's head onto embarrassing and amusing photos while giggling like schoolgirls.


Choose wisely, America.

or, we could dress up like ninja turtles and fight

That's like totally cool you wanna go into the sewer afterwards and grab a pizza?

SushiJoe: why would you want the president with the lowest approval rating in history asking people to vote for you?

Because if McCain can't get the 25%ers who think bush is great to vote for him he will lose.

Corvus: SushiJoe: why would you want the president with the lowest approval rating in history asking people to vote for you?

Because if McCain can't get the 25%ers who think bush is great to vote for him he will lose.

They'll vote for him no matter what though. My gf's mom is "very affraid" of Obama. Yes, she forwards emails and believes them to be true too. Who wants to start some email forwards about McCain and see if they get traction?

Corvus: Because if McCain can't get the 25%ers who think bush is great to vote for him he will lose.

Aren't those the ones that don't actually learn about the candidates, just go into the voting booth and push whatever button has an (R) next to it?

Jubeebee: OR we could continue photoshopping McCain's head onto embarrassing and amusing photos while giggling like schoolgirls.

since this is also about bush, i'll post this again

OneNutSaloon: My gf's mom is "very affraid" of Obama. Yes, she forwards emails and believes them to be true too. Who wants to start some email forwards about McCain and see if they get traction?

What do the emails say?

BTW I'm one of the folks that thinks the Wright thing is a legitimate issue and the dude is a prick, but I don't believe Obama hates this country or will seek to ruin it.

Kevin5280: Aren't those the ones that don't actually learn about the candidates, just go into the voting booth and push whatever button has an (R) next to it?

Yes, and they wear band-aids with purple hearts on them too.

I submitted this with a headline suggesting the campaign would pay for itself, like Bush's other major endevor so I'm getting a maverick out of these replies. PANCAKES!

wolvernova: OneNutSaloon: My gf's mom is "very affraid" of Obama. Yes, she forwards emails and believes them to be true too. Who wants to start some email forwards about McCain and see if they get traction?

What do the emails say?

BTW I'm one of the folks that thinks the Wright thing is a legitimate issue and the dude is a prick, but I don't believe Obama hates this country or will seek to ruin it.

She believes he is a "secret Muslim," and has "a lot hidden."

Luther924s: lexshine: A vote for McCain is a vote saying that when you vote an idiot is voting.

10/10

I give it a 9/10, because it was good, but only good enough that I almost responded. An actual response, then facepalming in acknowledgement after you've already hit "Add Comment", is the only true 10/10.

Brown Sauce: McCain fartid in ma mouf!

i'm almost ashamed that this post made me laugh so hard.

OneNutSaloon: She believes he is a "secret Muslim," and has "a lot hidden."

That's one of the things I thought this Wright controversy would settle. No, he is not a Muslim. Their bigoted fears should be settled by now.

wolvernova: OneNutSaloon: She believes he is a "secret Muslim," and has "a lot hidden."

That's one of the things I thought this Wright controversy would settle. No, he is not a Muslim. Their bigoted fears should be settled by now.

That was my thought too, but I guess not. Then again this is a lady who thinks gay people have an agenda, other than the meme of "go to work, go home, eat dinner, watch tv, go to bed, rinse, repeat."

Brown Sauce: McCain fartid in ma mouf!

So that is who farted!

/been wondering that for a while

wolvernova: OneNutSaloon: She believes he is a "secret Muslim," and has "a lot hidden."

That's one of the things I thought this Wright controversy would settle. No, he is not a Muslim. Their bigoted fears should be settled by now.

But his skin is so dark! If he's got nothing to hide why is he opaque?

wolvernova
That's one of the things I thought this Wright controversy would settle. No, he is not a Muslim. Their bigoted fears should be settled by now.

Bigoted fears never get settled. The whole point of the bigotry is that it assumes facts that aren't there. Present the person with facts conflicting their ideas, and they don't care, because they were never rational ideas to begin with. You can't reason with an unreasonable person.

/I've heard the "scared to death" of him crap too
//from people I used to have a lot of respect for

Skleenar: Are they the same man?

Ask yourself, have you ever seen them in the same photo?


Oh, yeah.

That's right.


Shamelessly ripped from a previous thread 3623670

GoodyearPimp: danlpoon: -He and GWB have never been seen in the same room together like Clark Kent and Superman

I realize the list is for laughs, but seriously. That one is just stupid.

/had to

gulliver_redrick: My god, precisely how incestuous does this have to get before we revolt?

/It's like handing the kingdom from father to son...
//Wait, we already did that
///What's next? Husband to wife?

2007 called. It wants its joke back

Anyone notice how the Obama threads go huge and McCain threads are dead? Except of course when McCain has a "senior moment."

moothemagiccow: gulliver_redrick: My god, precisely how incestuous does this have to get before we revolt?

/It's like handing the kingdom from father to son...
//Wait, we already did that
///What's next? Husband to wife?

2007 called. It wants its joke back

1985 called. It wants its insult structure back.