lame

That album is horrible.

/dnrtfa

the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

I put it on mute and stare at the cd cover.

/it works for me

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

Note: for a truly successful thread derailment, we will need to see pics.

Lots and lots of pics.

Scarlett is a pampered moron thats not half as good looking as everyone claims, and has the talent of a soggy cheeto. Can we please have actresses that are good looking AND can act?

/is that the kind of thing you where looking for subby?

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

You're totally hot in your own right...
/saw you made a point of the wedding ring, so I'll be cool. (:

er...engagement ring.

I like her body

/that is all

Seven post and no boobies pix ? I'm disappointed.

As for "cross-over" albums, I have to say, that Milla Jovovich album was not too bad. She might be the reigning "hottie singer" champ.

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.



Appy State?

I was thinking more Amber Benson, but that might just be me.

/Kingsport, TN

zvoidx: You're totally hot in your own right...
/saw you made a point of the wedding ring, so I'll be cool. (:

This is fark man. Go nuts.

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

Way to troll for profile clicks!

I want her to change her name to Scarlettt Johanssson, just so there's less confusion on how to spell it.

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

"Backdoor compliment!"



/hotlinked

Rev. Skarekroe: Way to troll for profile clicks!

I'll bet it works.

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

I can kind of see what you're saying in the face, but how do your tits compare?

The Onanist: I'll bet it works.

Take your winning ticket to the cashier.

yeah, i'll stick with Zooey...

Wendy's Chili: I can kind of see what you're saying in the face, but how do your tits compare?

My God, man, do you do any research?

/short answer: no
//long answer: nope

I listen to distorted electronics such as Nurse with Wound and Atrax Morgue as well as extreme Black and Death Metal such as Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis and I found Scarlett Johansson's album unlistenable.
This album is a farking disaster, her so-called voice is drowned in sea of effects and the arrangements make the songs utterly unenjoyable.



/hotlinked


This thread would be otherwise worthless without pics.

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance

Don't be embarrassed. No one will remember Scarlett for her singing.

One good review from the trashiest music rag in England makes her album acclaimed? Erm, no.

mtman900: Wendy's Chili: I can kind of see what you're saying in the face, but how do your tits compare?

My God, man, do you do any research?

/short answer: no
//long answer: nope

*clicks myspace link*

I'd hit it.

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

Wow, I'm sorry if this is not what you want to hear, but that is more than a passing resemblence . . . and I think I might love you.

I absolutely love this album. I did not want to, but I do.

It is cool.

I was listening to it yesterday at HMV. It wasn't bad from what I could tell, but I was just skimming tracks.

And yeah, blackeyedsusan, you do look like Scarlett.

oops, i stepped away from this thread and it got a little out of control!

/really a humble girl
//don't really think Scarlett is particularly attractive, just get a lot of comments.
///(i appreciate the compliments, they brightened my day!)

mtman900: Wendy's Chili: I can kind of see what you're saying in the face, but how do your tits compare?

My God, man, do you do any research?

/short answer: no
//long answer: nope

i suppose you'd say i have sharp knees or something along those lines? hmm?

Just once I want to see a girl say this,

"My day is pretty shiatty. I need some validation. I'm not going to fish for compliments, here's my tits. I'll GTFO now."

The internets would be such a happier place.

Having the coolest movie/rock crossover celebrity cash in is like having the fastest steamboat. Or the classiest trailer park. Or the sexiest blow-up doll.

blackeyedsusan: i suppose you'd say i have sharp knees or something along those lines? hmm?

I wouldn't say you have sharp knees, I'm sure you're an attractive package. The gentleman had a single question that I answered.

By the way, congratulations on your engagement.

mtman900: By the way, congratulations on your engagement.

thanks!!! he's pretty great, and the first person to make the comparison :)

emocomputerjock: Just once I want to see a girl say this,

"My day is pretty shiatty. I need some validation. I'm not going to fish for compliments, here's my tits. I'll GTFO now."

The internets would be such a happier place.

Haven't you read Craigslist "Flash Friday" threads?

GreenKnight18: emocomputerjock: Just once I want to see a girl say this,

"My day is pretty shiatty. I need some validation. I'm not going to fish for compliments, here's my tits. I'll GTFO now."

The internets would be such a happier place.

Haven't you read Craigslist "Flash Friday" threads?

Last time I did this happened:

thekingofhell: This album is a farking disaster, her so-called voice is drowned in sea of effects and the arrangements make the songs utterly unenjoyable.

Ditto, plus she has a horrible tattoo.

blackeyedsusan: mtman900: By the way, congratulations on your engagement.

thanks!!! he's pretty great, and the first person to make the comparison :)

He really thinks you look like Miley Cyrus. He's a pedophile, get out while you can.

/and then call me...

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.

For some reason, i want to post pictures of women doing handstands on a beach ...

Haven't you read Craigslist "Flash Friday" threads?

Last time I did this happened:

Well... she does have a nice rack-- it's just everything else that's the problem.

blackeyedsusan: thanks!!! he's pretty great, and the first person to make the comparison :)

Well duh, he wants to get laid at some point.

towatchoverme: For some reason, i want to post pictures of women doing handstands on a beach ...

"tee hee. I have tits"

"Why is everyone giving me compliments? Hit what?"

= album sales

LonMead

/Kingsport, TN



Tri-Cities representin'! We need to host a Fark Party at some point.

blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.


I read: "Give me compliments nerdy farkers so that I can feel good about myself!"

/fishing for compliments is pretty lame
//go ahead farkers, defend her to try and impress her by ripping on me

I really want to like this album, but it really just is not any good at the end of the day.

ltrain2: blackeyedsusan: the fact that she did this album at all makes me embarrassed that people compare me to her in appearance.


I read: "Give me compliments nerdy farkers so that I can feel good about myself!"

/fishing for compliments is pretty lame
//go ahead farkers, defend her to try and impress her by ripping on me


I could not agree more, in fact shooting down shiat like this is one of my hobbies. If you want a fun day, go over to bangme.net and just click "no" for everyone. Great way to piss of people with low self-esteem.

ltrain2: I read: "Give me compliments nerdy farkers so that I can feel good about myself!"

/fishing for compliments is pretty lame
//go ahead farkers, defend her to try and impress her by ripping on me

Nah, I'm with you. In fact, she doesn't look a damn thing like her.

She looks more like the lesbian witch on Buffy.

Teh-Yak: I could not agree more, in fact shooting down shiat like this is one of my hobbies. If you want a fun day, go over to bangme.net and just click "no" for everyone. Great way to piss of people with low self-esteem.


Ha...

Favorite Farkers list welcomes you.

NakedReporta: Nah, I'm with you. In fact, she doesn't look a damn thing like her.

She looks more like the lesbian witch on Buffy.

Wow, really thought I was going to catch hell for saying that, glad some of us are on the same page...

It really makes me believe the people who say I remind them of Brad Pitt mixed with Clooney's sense of humor and Bill Gate's smarts...