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(Huffington Post) Dumbass Abbie Hoffman, 1968: "Let's hold hands and levitate the Pentagon--it'll stop the war." John Cusack, 2008: "Let's film Hillary Duff stuffing a scorpion down her pants--it'll stop the war"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 65
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real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:14:11 PM  
I'd like to assist in this......

 
Jaboobinator [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:15:51 PM  
It's better than doing nothing.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:22:30 PM  
Oh, to be a scorpion.

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:24:03 PM  
The Onanist: Oh, to be a scorpion.

You can approximate the experience by finding Hillary Duff in a crowd and shouting "GET OVER HERE!".

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:25:11 PM  
Pffftt. Anyone with sense knows the only real way to change anything is to biatch about it on the internet.

 
Tabatha Static 2008-05-22 03:29:12 PM  
i27.photobucket.com

...sadly, it's more than either Clinton or Obama have done to stop this goddamn war.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:34:56 PM  
Stupid things brap says just to get a rise out of my girlfriend #276.

"But you can't turn the channel, Hillary Duff is my spirit animal!"

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:41:52 PM  
Oops, brap sometimes has trouble staying in my third person.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:42:03 PM  
Cagey B: You can approximate the experience by finding Hillary Duff in a crowd and shouting "GET OVER HERE!".

WIN.

 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:50:14 PM  
couldn't hurt

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:55:52 PM  
Uh...and this will help how?

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:56:22 PM  
I like the cut of Cusack's jib.

 
Hank Rearden 2008-05-22 03:59:07 PM  
brap: Stupid things brap says just to get a rise out of my girlfriend #276.

"But you can't turn the channel, Hillary Duff is my spirit animal!"


Just just climbed up 11 notches on my TF Heroes list.

 
CDP [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 04:00:36 PM  
i292.photobucket.com

Approve.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 04:14:30 PM  
img96.imageshack.us

 
McCaesar [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 04:28:22 PM  
I saw this movie a couple weeks ago. It was horrible. Horrible.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 04:36:46 PM  
Hank Rearden: Just just climbed up 11 notches on my TF Heroes list.

He's already on mine.

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 04:42:38 PM  
She stuffed in the scorpion to fight the crabs that live in the muff that Duff built...,

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 06:17:09 PM  
The Cusack's brilliant, this plan will not fail.

 
Fart_Machine 2008-05-22 07:11:39 PM  
McCaesar: I saw this movie a couple weeks ago. It was horrible. Horrible.

I heard it sucked too. It's a pity because I enjoy Cusack.

NuttierThanEver: She stuffed in the scorpion to fight the crabs that live in the muff that Duff built...,

You win the thread.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 07:22:37 PM  
Is Pete Townshend going to smack Cusack in the head with his guitar?

 
KramericaWallet 2008-05-22 07:24:24 PM  
Saw it last night. It has its moments, but it's also cheesy, trite, predictable and boring.

www.malaspalabras.com

 
paulseta [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 07:27:07 PM  
McCaesar: I saw this movie a couple weeks ago. It was horrible. Horrible.

I saw this movie a week ago. I thought it was very, very funny. I like a nice over-the-top satire.

You don't find a shot of a tank with GoldenPalace.com billboards all over it driving over rubble at least a little funny?

Or Bush's autobiograpghy being called "How I Conquered The World and Overcame My Daddy Issues"? (Except they call him "you-know-who" in the movie).

Don't know what you thought you were watching but I thought it was great. There was a lot to like, and even though it was very heavy-handed, it was designed that way...

/the discussion of the "vertical integration" of the pins in replacement limbs also being used in the weapons that removed the real limbs was pretty good gallows humor too...

 
Geotpf 2008-05-22 07:27:10 PM  
Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president come November.

 
lolmadillo 2008-05-22 07:29:21 PM  
if it has john cusack playing an assassin i'll go just for the nostalgia

 
JQPublic [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 07:43:50 PM  
Geotpf: Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president come November.

i239.photobucket.com

Jan 20, 2009 can't come soon enough.

 
RanDomino 2008-05-22 07:48:38 PM  
Geotpf
Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president. farkin' robot dinosaur zombies killing everyone come November

or a meteor

 
The First 2008-05-22 07:50:22 PM  
Let's film Hillary Duff stuffing a scorpion down her pants--it'll stop the war

I'll stuff my scorpion down Hilary Duff's pants, :-)

 
Your_Huckleberry [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 07:52:34 PM  
Geotpf: Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president come November.

Sorry, but that won't do it, either.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 08:02:59 PM  
JQPublic: Geotpf: Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president come November.



Jan 20, 2009 can't come soon enough.


Neil Patrick Harris and the meaning of life?

 
exploding pork 2008-05-22 08:03:05 PM  
I know what'll stop the war! We'll knit the world's smallest pair of hemp pants, and put them on a mouse, and put the mouse in a cupboard. But which cupboard is it in? People'll be so busy thinking about that, they won't be able to go to war!

/no reason to complain

 
Sedatedbylife 2008-05-22 08:43:16 PM  
Neil Patrick Harris and the meaning of life?

Shhhh! they might actually make it.


/but now that I think about it....

 
oldandwiser 2008-05-22 08:53:39 PM  
I thought Allen Ginsberg said that. I could be wrong though.

 
Dododado 2008-05-22 09:22:33 PM  
JQPublic: Geotpf: Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president come November.



Jan 20, 2009 can't come soon enough.



The day McCain takes office and we can retire the unicorns. (Not a McCain supporter, but it's gonna happen.)

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 09:55:54 PM  
The interview doesn't make Cusack sound at all like a dumbass; but I wouldn't be surprised if the movie sucks all the same.

 
Any Pie Left 2008-05-22 11:02:07 PM  
Is Duff going to rock herself like a hurricane?

 
mome23 2008-05-22 11:28:20 PM  
Interestingly, the Pentagon would not allow the yippies to encircle the Pentagon. Almost like they were afraid that the levitation would succeed. Maybe Abbie was on to something...


...nah.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 11:31:51 PM  

 
Danho 2008-05-23 12:05:50 AM  
Watching Hillary Duff putting things into her pants can only stop one thing, and that's me from not masturbating.

/fo' sho'!

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2008-05-23 12:13:07 AM  
I dunno, but it reminds me that we could sure use us some Abbie Hoffman in 2008.

 
Jamdug! 2008-05-23 12:30:44 AM  
I'd stuff something down her pants.

/more scorpions.

 
savagebusinessman 2008-05-23 12:58:42 AM  
paulseta: McCaesar: I saw this movie a couple weeks ago. It was horrible. Horrible.

I saw this movie a week ago. I thought it was very, very funny. I like a nice over-the-top satire.

You don't find a shot of a tank with GoldenPalace.com billboards all over it driving over rubble at least a little funny?

Or Bush's autobiograpghy being called "How I Conquered The World and Overcame My Daddy Issues"? (Except they call him "you-know-who" in the movie).

Don't know what you thought you were watching but I thought it was great. There was a lot to like, and even though it was very heavy-handed, it was designed that way...

/the discussion of the "vertical integration" of the pins in replacement limbs also being used in the weapons that removed the real limbs was pretty good gallows humor too...


I saw it a few days ago. Excellent film. If you liked any of his former movies, you'll like this too. Its basically a sequel to grosse point blank that takes place in iraq. See it high.

 
ChrisPC 2008-05-23 01:03:39 AM  
JQPublic: Geotpf: Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president come November.

Yeah, just like the Democratic Congress you elected in 2006.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2008-05-23 01:05:04 AM  
mome23: Interestingly, the Pentagon would not allow the yippies to encircle the Pentagon. Almost like they were afraid that the levitation would succeed. Maybe Abbie was on to something...


...nah.


//just a minor correction

 
SemperLieSuckah 2008-05-23 01:45:48 AM  
Tabatha Static: ...sadly, it's more than either Clinton or Obama have done to stop this goddamn war.

The war doesn't stop just because we leave.

 
SemperLieSuckah 2008-05-23 01:48:35 AM  
Robert1966: The interview doesn't make Cusack sound at all like a dumbass; but I wouldn't be surprised if the movie sucks all the same.

He's trying to equivocate Blackwater doing bodyguard detail for the state department with a complete corporate execution of warfare. It's farking stupid, I can't believe people actually believe this shiat. The misinformation is deeper than the information about this conflict.

 
KramericaWallet 2008-05-23 02:08:47 AM  
Even the pentagon is saying billions of dollars just magically disappeared:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/23/world/middleeast/23audit.html?hp

Let me tell you, I did not get a single cent out of that, and most Americans and Iraqis didn't either. So, who did?

Taken together, those results meant that almost 95 percent of the payments had not been properly documented.
I'd say they need to hire more accountants, but they'd probably just create some fake documentation.

 
SemperLieSuckah 2008-05-23 02:26:47 AM  
KramericaWallet: Even the pentagon is saying billions of dollars just magically disappeared:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/23/world/middleeast/23audit.html?hp

Let me tell you, I did not get a single cent out of that, and most Americans and Iraqis didn't either. So, who did?

Taken together, those results meant that almost 95 percent of the payments had not been properly documented.
I'd say they need to hire more accountants, but they'd probably just create some fake documentation.


They're talking about improper accounting, they aren't saying someone pocketed the money. But of course, it will be assumed that Halliburton stole it, even after it is accounted for... just like every other time.

 
Kevin5280 2008-05-23 02:27:13 AM  
KramericaWallet: Saw it last night. It has its moments, but it's also cheesy, trite, predictable and boring.

What 80s songs are on the soundtrack?

 
JQPublic [TotalFark] 2008-05-23 02:32:28 AM  
ChrisPC: JQPublic: Geotpf: Only one thing can stop the war, and that's electing a Democratic president come November.

Yeah, just like the Democratic Congress you elected in 2006.


WTF! Who are you talking to?

Never voted for a Democrat, never will.

 
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