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(Gawker) Dumbass If a popular website posts a link to your ridiculous Craigslist ad, it's probably not a good idea to call them up and leave a ranting phone message, as they will post that too   (gawker.com) divider line 1236
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albo [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 01:34:24 PM  
These photos are mines, right?
You posed to axe for permission


he's dumber than the plastic that went into those idiotic glasses he's wearing

 
filth [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 01:42:28 PM  
Oh no! I hate being held up to redicule! Its no fun when popular websites laugh at your add!

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 01:45:51 PM  
Wow. He's got at least $600 there. He's like, a hundredaire. He could probably afford *two* gym memberships and just alternate needing to get to each one in 26 minutes.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 01:50:45 PM  
The Weeners, "I hate you for the fact that I can't listen to this at work."

That is EXACTLY how I feel right now.

 
Boojum2k 2008-05-22 01:52:12 PM  
This guy deserves to be the next Star Wars Kid.

 
gilgigamesh 2008-05-22 01:55:03 PM  
Wow. What a tard.

 
gilgigamesh 2008-05-22 01:56:37 PM  
Oh man. The tape is hilarious. His legal arguments are just awesome.

 
rmoose 2008-05-22 01:59:34 PM  
I bet he gets all the chicks. I wanna hang out with him!

 
CravenMorehead 2008-05-22 02:00:58 PM  
Hilarious. This guy is going to have a really bad week.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:01:03 PM  
He's gonna his lawyer. If he takes all the cash he is waving around, he can maybe get a lawyer to send a strongly worded letter.

 
Szech 2008-05-22 02:03:30 PM  
He's single and looking, ladies!


But the question remains: Did he go to an Ivy league school?

 
Memes Ate My Balls 2008-05-22 02:05:18 PM  
I had a roommate who was like this. So proud of himself for getting a job, living on his own, and paying rent. Waved his money around enthusiastically.

Then his balls dropped and he got over it.

 
pgh9fan [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:09:35 PM  
EvilEggHe's gonna his lawyer. If he takes all the cash he is waving around, he can maybe get a lawyer to send a strongly worded letter.

His lawyer works for the U.N.?

 
xtex 2008-05-22 02:14:20 PM  
albo: he's dumber than the plastic that went into those idiotic glasses he's wearing

holy crap. those are real? i thought they were photoshopped. LOL

/and just wait until this goes green and FARK goes after him
//gym in 26 minutes. bbl.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:15:44 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Wow. He's got at least $600 there. He's like, a hundredaire. He could probably afford *two* gym memberships and just alternate needing to get to each one in 26 minutes.

You know what I'd do if I were a thousandaire?
Two hookers at one time.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:18:19 PM  
xtex: holy crap. those are real? i thought they were photoshopped. LOL

You, I completely thought those were Photoshopped, too.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:18:54 PM  
er, should have been "you know, I completely thought..."

bleh.

 
Fellows [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:21:49 PM  
Is that what it takes today to get the ladies? Fanning out currency?

Psh, I prefer to do it the white man's way:

"Baby, look at all these credit cards! Mastercard, Discover and three Visas - My credit limit is so fly I can shop at Pier 1!"

 
LineNoise [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:22:10 PM  
gawker.com


You know he is loaded because they are the new 20s.

 
letdogsvote 2008-05-22 02:26:49 PM  
Obviously this guy is quite a catch for any young lady. He can definitely keep you in style...if that style is, what?, two for one pizza night and Natty Lights.

Aim high, girls.

 
Fellows [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:30:24 PM  
letdogsvote: He can definitely keep you in style...if that style is, what?, two for one pizza night and Natty Lights.

Don't be hatin'. With that kind of $20 dolla cash flow, he can easily afford the high-end stuff like Budweiser Select.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:35:25 PM  
All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:37:13 PM  
EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

Well yes, because those of us who are financially solvent don't get paid in cash.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:37:14 PM  
EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

Ooh, ooh, even better! Let's all post pictures of ATM receipts showing our bank account balances!

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:38:01 PM  
Pocket Ninja: EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

Ooh, ooh, even better! Let's all post pictures of ATM receipts showing our bank account balances!


Actually, why not just post pictures of our credit cards? Front and back so we know there real!!

-you first.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:40:00 PM  
what_now: Actually, why not just post pictures of our credit cards? Front and back so we know there real!!

No, just a list of SSNs and full names will do, I want to check your credit scores

 
Chuck Wagon 2008-05-22 02:41:13 PM  
gawker.com

Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right?

 
albo [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:42:19 PM  
EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

i'm going to fan out the mortgage documents on my house in the suburbs and my wisely invested 401(k).

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:43:03 PM  
Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right?

It's not a personal massager, if that's what you're asking.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:43:51 PM  
Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right

pic of jebus. and either a remote or a vibrator.

love the water pipes in the background.

 
Fellows [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:45:29 PM  
albo: love the water pipes in the background.

It's called modern architecture, along with the window A/C unit. You'd understand all this if you's was ballin' like him.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:45:38 PM  
what_now: Well yes, because those of us who are financially solvent don't get paid in cash.

You do if you are bad-ass. You like stickin it to the man.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:48:22 PM  
This isn't a bookmark to listen to this later.

 
Chuck Wagon 2008-05-22 02:48:38 PM  
albo: Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right

pic of jebus. and either a remote or a vibrator.

love the water pipes in the background.


If you notice, there isn't even enough room to pull out that chair. That might be his bed on the left.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:49:54 PM  
Chuck Wagon: That might be his bed on the left.

that's where the magic happens

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:50:28 PM  
I want to know what's inside that clear case on his desk...looks like some kind of yellow wrapper.

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:50:42 PM  
i8.photobucket.com

 
LineNoise [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 02:54:28 PM  
His desk and chair combo looks like it was swiped from a holiday inn.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:01:50 PM  
I would like to point out that the Ed Hardy tee he is wearing costs at least $60. How many of you folks have >$60 tee-shirts? Yeah, that's what I thought.

 
mattharvest [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:02:15 PM  
As Gawker readers already noted, he's clearly in either his mom's house, or a grandma's house: why else would that photo feature (a) a girl'd-up photo frame, a young girl's school photo, (c) that piece of CLEARLY old-lady-style furniture, (d) a plant in the corner that's not an illegal substance, etc.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:02:53 PM  
Pocket Ninja: I want to know what's inside that clear case on his desk...looks like some kind of yellow wrapper.

a model car

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:04:50 PM  
albo: a model car

Wow...you're right. That's funny, because it seems perfectly obvious now. But my mind was seeing the stripe down the middle as some sort of gap between small, individual packages. It's like one of those hidden image posters...now I can't see anything but the car.

 
2wolves 2008-05-22 03:05:52 PM  
With a bible open on the micro-desk. Yep, he's living with mommy.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:08:10 PM  
2wolves: With a bible open on the micro-desk. Yep, he's living with mommy.

Maybe he's devout and prays every day and that's why he's been blessed with so much success and happiness.

 
goochmeister42 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:16:03 PM  
Oh, this guy just made my whole day.

 
Fellows [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:18:02 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Maybe he's devout and prays every day and that's why he's been blessed with so much success and happiness.

I'm praying for him.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:18:23 PM  
Yes, it's a vibrator, a vibrator for JESUS.

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Blues_X [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 03:21:47 PM  
PEOPLE ARE JOKIN' ON ME!!!

 
MrKraclenutz 2008-05-22 03:25:25 PM  
Man...

I totally couldn't walk down to the ATM and get THAT much money out. This guy's a total baller!

 
Juansmith 2008-05-22 03:35:30 PM  
dillenger69: Yes, it's a vibrator, a vibrator for JESUS.

Hamilton's the 10, dude...

 
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