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(Canada Now) Obvious Amy 'pass that pipe' Winehouse flees her home, claiming that a poltergeist named "Henry" wants to kick her ass   (ecanadanow.com) divider line 214
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Go Fast Turn Left [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 09:34:10 AM  
I'm going to go ahead and side w/ Henry on this one.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 09:40:15 AM  
Dear, the only spirit tormenting you is not named "Henry." His name is "Jack Daniels."

 
noYOUare [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 09:40:16 AM  
Ah, it's great to be young and insane.

 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 09:42:16 AM  
GO HENRY!

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 09:54:39 AM  
And the circus never ends.

 
doublesecretprobation [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 10:07:30 AM  
i see Nestea Troll has showed up to insert his standard "bag of trash" comment that appears in every winehouse thread. *yawn*, you're too predictable.

 
aniktwo [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 10:10:10 AM  
I am a really big fan of Amy Winehouse, and I think it's tragic that she's destroying herself.

That being said, the Casper image is hilarious.

 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 10:13:43 AM  
photos.ecanadanow.com

 
goochmeister42 [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 10:15:30 AM  
My lord...I just watched the youtube of her playing with baby mice.

She's really really crazy.

 
doublesecretprobation [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 10:19:09 AM  
the only difference between amy and any drugged out rockstar of days gone by is that there are more cameras and the internet.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 10:53:06 AM  
I've met that poltergeist Henry, and he does indeed want to kick her ass. I'd run if I was her, too!

 
Sapient [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 11:12:15 AM  
I'm almost surprised a hotel would let her stay there.

 
LordZorch [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 11:40:32 AM  
Let me guess, Henry is her dealer?

 
MCStymie 2008-05-22 11:53:57 AM  
No, no, no. Henry is the nice little old man who lives in the house to which she keeps mistakenly returning.

/Show us some skin, sweetie, and hush up, k?

 
PeriRies 2008-05-22 11:55:04 AM  
Can we get a fark dead pool going on this trainwreck?

I've got 12/21/2012.

 
BillN 2008-05-22 11:55:07 AM  
"Henry" is the engineer of that train wreck.

 
Chaosdawn 2008-05-22 11:55:07 AM  
op-for.com

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 11:55:37 AM  
If you find he doesn't respond to Henry you may want to try calling him by his proper name - Methy.

 
Daffydil [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-22 11:56:28 AM  
I want to kick her ass too...

 
robisfunky 2008-05-22 11:56:36 AM  
Henry: Portrait of a junkie killer.

 
AdamKadmon 2008-05-22 11:56:43 AM  
Weird, I just kicked on "Monkey Man", hit refresh and there was Amy Winehouse both in my ears and on teh Fark.

/regardless of her personal life, chick has a great voice

 
emocomputerjock 2008-05-22 11:57:03 AM  
She's wrong. Henry can't resist her fark me pumps, that's all it is.

 
scrumpox 2008-05-22 11:57:42 AM  
There's a poltergeist named scrumpox that wouldn't mind smacking her upside the head a few times...

 
RedfordRenegade 2008-05-22 11:57:43 AM  
Hey there meth-mouth!

 
skinink 2008-05-22 11:57:46 AM  
The ghost was looking for a naked Barbara Hershey, but made a wrong turn somewhere ...

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 11:57:56 AM  
I have a feeling she and Henry are going to be drinking buddies in the ethereal plane within a few months. She better make friends with him now.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2008-05-22 11:58:07 AM  
Dead Pool looking better all the time......

 
fappomatic 2008-05-22 11:58:12 AM  
Let me know when she peels her face off.
/yawns & returns to coma.

 
Yossarian22 2008-05-22 11:58:48 AM  
I see crack, people.

 
sivmac239 2008-05-22 11:59:25 AM  
Henry: Portrait of a junkie killer.

Nice.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 11:59:41 AM  
I'm Henry the Eighth I am,
Henry the Eighth I am, I am.
I got married to the widow next door
and she's been married seven times before.
Everyone was a Henry,
never been a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old man named Henry.
Henry the Eighth I am,

Second verse same as the first.

I'm Henry the Eighth I am,
Henry the Eighth I am, I am.
I got married to the widow next door
and she's been married seven times before.
Everyone was a Henry,
never been a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old man named Henry.
Henry the Eighth I am...

 
TommyDeuce 2008-05-22 12:00:05 PM  
Can't say I blame him . . .

 
Evenbiggerknickers 2008-05-22 12:00:21 PM  
well, looks the like effects of being a long-term drug abuser are taking hold....enjoy the paranoia...next is full-on psychosis..Enjoy!

 
for good or for awesome 2008-05-22 12:01:04 PM  
Henry Rollins died?

 
Barbecue Bob 2008-05-22 12:01:08 PM  
I'm a poltergeist named Henry so I'm really getting a kick...

/Anyone still care what this thin shell of a human is doing?
//DNRTFA and it's doubtfull I missed anything important.

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-05-22 12:02:26 PM  
img261.imageshack.us
/wants her to GTFO, make room for real music

 
Daffydil [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-22 12:02:27 PM  
i201.photobucket.com

Woot!

i201.photobucket.com

*shudder*

 
GeoSwami 2008-05-22 12:03:52 PM  
My baby is a retard
And I say boo, boo, boo.

 
FarkleMatter 2008-05-22 12:04:49 PM  
PeriRies: Can we get a fark dead pool going on this trainwreck?

I've got 12/21/2012.


Isn't that the end of the world for everybody? We will all be in the dead pool...according to Myans?

 
NaughtiousMaximus 2008-05-22 12:04:57 PM  
Yo Henry!!!
Throw a BEAT DOWN on that Stank Azz Skank!!!

I'd pay a dollar to see that.

-NM

 
Lumoclear 2008-05-22 12:05:08 PM  
Maybe she was watching American Idol. That'll drive anyone out of their house, home, flat, condo, apartment, etc...

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2008-05-22 12:05:23 PM  
Such a shame, cuz she really used to be quite hawt.

As for her singing?

I've heard it best described here on Fark as "Someone hitting a bag full of cats with a Hammer".

 
hugheric 2008-05-22 12:05:31 PM  
Henry! Henry! What kind of people are these?

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 12:06:13 PM  
You son of a biatch. You moved the crack pipe, but you left the meth, didn't you? You son of a biatch, you left the meth and you only moved the crack pipe! You only moved the crack pipe! Why? Why?

 
fatal_exception 2008-05-22 12:06:14 PM  
It's just Jasper the Douchebag Ghost - "lick my sack."

 
techmaniac 2008-05-22 12:06:23 PM  
Henry, the line forms to the right.

 
danar75 2008-05-22 12:07:40 PM  
AdamKadmon: /regardless of her personal life, chick has a great voice

I agree, and I dig her style. But offstage, she's pretty tragic.

I'll take 4/19/10 in the pool.

 
aniktwo [TotalFark] 2008-05-22 12:08:57 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Such a shame, cuz she really used to be quite hawt.

As for her singing?

I've heard it best described here on Fark as "Someone hitting a bag full of cats with a Hammer".


Are you kidding? The only thing she's still got going for her is her incredible musical talent. Her voice is unbelievable.

 
darknys 2008-05-22 12:09:28 PM  
FarkleMatter: PeriRies: Can we get a fark dead pool going on this trainwreck?

I've got 12/21/2012.

Isn't that the end of the world for everybody? We will all be in the dead pool...according to Myans crazy bastards who believe just-past-the-stone-age tribesmen can predict the future?


FTFY

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-05-22 12:09:49 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: I've heard it best described here on Fark as "Someone hitting a bag full of cats with a Hammer".

Close. Hitting a bag of hammers with a cat.

 
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