That piss was digital!

Not if it's the same tape "The Boondocks" prosecutors showed:

"Hello? Why yes, this is R. Kelly. Yes, R. Kelly, the R&B singer. Uh huh - my social security number is XXX-XX-XXXX. Ok. Thank you! Bye!"

Or something to that effect.

Dave Chappelle reportedly heading up Kelly's defense team

He wore a navy pinstriped suit and blue-and-orange striped tie, and his hair was in corn rows.

He isn't even in the picture accompanying the story.

I believe him.

Defense team in R. Kelly trial to claim R. Kelly isn't on the tape, the alleged victim isn't on the tape, the girl who was on the tape is an adult, the tape is a lie.



/ biatch set him up

Just wait until the midget in the closet shows up for his surprise testimony.

I heard on the radio this morning that R. Kelly's brother is supposed to testify for the Prosecution.

Apparently, R. Kelly:

Abused his wife
Molested his neice
Is gay

aaaand...

Offered his bro $50k, a house, and a recording contract to say it was HIM on the tape and not R. Kelly.

goochmeister42: I heard on the radio this morning that R. Kelly's brother is supposed to testify for the Prosecution.

Apparently, R. Kelly:

Abused his wife
Molested his neice
Is gay

aaaand...

Offered his bro $50k, a house, and a recording contract to say it was HIM on the tape and not R. Kelly.

Wait, is R. Kelly a redneck?

you GAT_00: goochmeister42: I heard on the radio this morning that R. Kelly's brother is supposed to testify for the Prosecution.

Apparently, R. Kelly:

Abused his wife
Molested his neice
Is gay

aaaand...

Offered his bro $50k, a house, and a recording contract to say it was HIM on the tape and not R. Kelly.

Wait, is R. Kelly a redneck?

You are thinking about Reckless Kelly. Whom to my knowledge has never pissed on an underage girl.

Hollywood Cole: you GAT_00: goochmeister42: I heard on the radio this morning that R. Kelly's brother is supposed to testify for the Prosecution.

Apparently, R. Kelly:

Abused his wife
Molested his neice
Is gay

aaaand...

Offered his bro $50k, a house, and a recording contract to say it was HIM on the tape and not R. Kelly.

Wait, is R. Kelly a redneck?

You are thinking about Reckless Kelly. Whom to my knowledge has never pissed on an underage girl.

Sir I will kindly remind you not to slander the good name of Kels by insisting that he associates with pissers.

/doo doo butter

/hotlink FTW!

i try not to judge people
but i judge people who fuhk with kids

mrEdude: i try not to judge people
but i judge people who fuhk with kids


I fuhk with kids.

I tell them Santa ain't real.

drip drip drip...

I came for the boondocks reference was not dissapointed

This is a triumph.........
I'm making a note here....
HUGE SUCCESS!

/disappointed in you all for not beating me to these

And so I GRABBED MY GUN!!!

If she didn't want to be peed on, she should have moved out of the way!

the tape is a lie

Aaaaanywayyyy, this tape is great
it's so delicious and moist...

Look at me still talking when there's children to do
when I look in the court it makes me glad I'm not you
I've music videos to run
and there's dancing to be done
with the people that are still alive...

mofroe: That piss was digital!

Well, it was streaming...

This isn't like the Michael Jackson cases; this time there's actually evidence that the accused actually did what they're accused of.

/bet you $10 R.Kelly gets away with it though

Dats mah Arrr.... Ahways peein on peepoh

Your Fairy Hockey Player: Well, it was streaming...

HA! If I had a spare internet, it would be yours!