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(De Welt) Sick Amy Winehouse has to pay a fine for being a disgusting cat-lady, or as we call it, the Winehouse Tax   (welt.de) divider line 30
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ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-05-20 03:39:46 AM  
Note to mods: stop greenlighting Amy Winehouse stories. Nobody cares.

 
jmccarth07 2008-05-20 05:40:46 AM  
ScubaDude1960: Note to mods: stop greenlighting Amy Winehouse stories. Nobody cares.

amendment: except her obituary.

 
Sweet Chin Music 2008-05-20 05:44:01 AM  
Amy Winehouse?

i290.photobucket.com

 
tehotherbilly 2008-05-20 05:53:23 AM  
England has white trash? Never would have imagined that.

 
ToddMU03 2008-05-20 07:20:16 AM  
De Welt subby? Try Die Welt.

 
Scutter 2008-05-20 07:58:43 AM  
Amy who, now?

 
Epossumondas [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-20 08:05:05 AM  
I care, Amy.

/I care.

 
NYRBill 2008-05-20 08:46:58 AM  
Epossumondas: I care, Amy.
/I care.

shouldn't that be "leave AMY alone" ?

 
Brown Sauce 2008-05-20 09:12:25 AM  
Scutter: Amy who, now?

Yeah, who has ever heard of this total nobody?

She only won 5 Grammy awards this year.

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-05-20 09:33:35 AM  
Obligatory
i66.photobucket.com

 
for good or for awesome 2008-05-20 09:39:46 AM  
Isn't she a millionaire several times over? I would think spending a few thousand cleaning up a flat would not be her biggest problem. Finding a vein that has not collapsed not thats a problem.

Nestea Plunge
She looks like she crawled out of her own asshole

Not in that photo. Looks like they threw her in a bath and propped her up somehow. Best she's looks in months.

 
Scutter 2008-05-20 09:51:22 AM  
Brown Sauce: Scutter: Amy who, now?

Yeah, who has ever heard of this total nobody?

She only won 5 Grammy awards this year.

Way to miss the point, there, Sport.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-05-20 10:46:59 AM  
So when is she going to start doing porn?

I don't know why, but I'd like to see her in some hardcore porn. She could start a new fetish.

 
UberNeuman 2008-05-20 10:59:16 AM  
home.comcast.net

 
nirwana [TotalFark] 2008-05-20 11:14:34 AM  
Return of the Attack of the Sea Donkey Part II

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-05-20 11:18:29 AM  
you know the score, would hit while on her drugs.
/dont judge blah blah
//I would also have her sing to me while shooting up

 
PenisGargle 2008-05-20 11:28:35 AM  
Someone photoshop her skin black and place her in the middle of an African tribe setting.. See if she stands out.

 
NYRBill 2008-05-20 11:34:03 AM  
Brown Sauce: Scutter: Amy who, now?

Yeah, who has ever heard of this total nobody?
She only won 5 Grammy awards this year.

hey, it's not like you have to be good to win a Grammy, and winning one doesn't guarantee fame

 
Squirrel Nutkin 2008-05-20 11:39:20 AM  
So who is this Amy Winehouse person? Is she some variety of musical performance artist?

 
therecksays 2008-05-20 12:42:22 PM  
Brown Sauce: Scutter: Amy who, now?

Yeah, who has ever heard of this total nobody?
She only won 5 Grammy awards this year.


It's not like the Garmmys are a real award or anything

 
NannyStatePark 2008-05-20 01:14:58 PM  
Nestea Plunge: She looks like she crawled out of her own asshole.

Her hair went back for another round...

/window seat

 
Dr_Sanchez 2008-05-20 02:28:13 PM  
So when are she and Britney Spears going to shack up and get a sitcom?

 
keepitcherry 2008-05-20 03:41:07 PM  
Brown Sauce: Scutter: Amy who, now?

Yeah, who has ever heard of this total nobody?

She only won 5 Grammy awards this year.

you say that as if a grammy is still relevant in 2008

 
multifarious 2008-05-20 05:26:10 PM  
FTFA: Amy Winehouse has to pay for her rubbish

So she has to pay a tax for her music? We should adopt that policy for some other artists.

 
NYRBill 2008-05-20 06:02:10 PM  
multifarious: FTFA: Amy Winehouse has to pay for her rubbish

So she has to pay a tax for her music? We should adopt that policy for some other artists.

ding ding ding, we have a winnah

 
MonkeyAngst 2008-05-20 06:49:04 PM  
UberNewman:B: September 14, 1983

Wait... Amy Winehouse is only twenty-five years old???

Good God.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. I don't know if what she does is cocaine, so whatever the hell she does, it's a hell of a drug too.

 
MeanJean 2008-05-20 07:12:53 PM  
i149.photobucket.com

Unavailable for comment.

/she's gonna be hanging with him soon, sadly

 
nirwana [TotalFark] 2008-05-20 07:35:09 PM  
MeanJean: Unavailable for comment.

/she's gonna be hanging with him soon, sadly



I'm not sure Gary Oldman is her type.

 
Crazy Cat Lady 2008-05-20 09:56:03 PM  
I'm so dejected. I RTFA in expectation of learning she had even more cats than me, and didn't see any kitties mentioned at all!

/I want a liger

 
clambot 2008-05-23 10:22:47 PM  
Are there people who actually care about this worthless piece of trash anymore?

I'd be surprised if anyone did.

Her music sucks and she's a worthless waste of oxygen.

She needs to pull her head out of her ass or DIAF.

Tiresome, indeed.

 
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