The monkey/dove picture put me into diabetic shock it's so sweet...

Did these guys make it?

Number 9 seems... um... just wow. Way to go ABC.

Don't worry, BearToy , in one more year Kucinich will be posting an ad in Auto Trader when he tries to sell the Honda Insight that cheating red head wife used to drive.

A couple of those are more "ewwww" inducing.

Unless you're really into hot mouse-on-frog action.

You really should have said it was awww-inspiring, smitty.

I'm glad this is newsworthy...eh fark it, it's Sunday.

This does make me feel better about the fact that all of my maternal instinct seems to be chanelled into taking care of my pitbull pup.


/who keeps trying to hump me now
//Oedipal impulse?
///it's very unfreudtanate for me

Caption: A police dog carries a cat when ordered to, in a display of skill, during a show at the Russian OMON riot special police training base outside Moscow, May 10, 2007.

OMON OMON OMON OMON

Miss Misery: I'm glad this is newsworthy...eh fark it, it's Sunday.

This does make me feel better about the fact that all of my maternal instinct seems to be chanelled into taking care of my pitbull pup.


/who keeps trying to hump me now
//Oedipal impulse?
///it's very unfreudtanate for me

Oh, I'd hump it raw. Just get that dumb chick out of the way.

Do you want KARATE?

Where's the photo of a frog in water with a scorpion on his back?

that mouse on the frog is incredible. wonder where that frog took him

If I remember my Aesop's Fables, the mouse and frog there are heading for a bad end.

The policedog and cat picture just screams for a lolcat caption, somehow.

serial_crusher

Where's the photo of a frog in water with a scorpion on his back?


There wasn't time to get a good shot: they sank too quickly.

Paulistinian: Miss Misery:

Why is any Farkette who posts herself in a thread subject to abuse? "OMG a girl GET ITS PANTS OFFF!!!!!"

ltdanman44: that mouse on the frog is incredible. wonder where that frog took him

All the way, baby. All the way.

Also:
FTFSS:
A French bulldog plays with a 2-week-old baby Bengal tiger, which was rejected by its mother.
***
Irma and another orangutan were rejected by their mothers while two Sumatran tiger cubs, including Dema, also born in the hospital, were also rejected by their mother, Cicis,
***
The dog provided by a local resident fed the cubs when the mother of the cubs failed to feed the newborn tigers after giving birth.
***
A piglet plays with a tiger cub at a park in Guangzhou, in south China's Guangdong March 13, 2007. The tiger cub was abandoned by its mother and is being raised by a sow.
***
The baby panther was adopted by the dog, who helps rear the cub along with her own puppies, after the panther's mother tried to eat it.


Nom nom on your own child?

See. This is why I'm not a cat person.
/ Or a monkey person
//getting my first kitty soon maybe though
///is it worth it?

Why are all these tigers and monkeys abandoning their babies? Is it a result of being raised in captivity?

A lot of these made me very sad...but some are very cute. I loved the macaque and dove.

This probably pisses off Christians because it goes against God's plan.

the_chief: This probably pisses off Christians because it goes against God's plan.

Dogs and cats, living together!

Marla Singer's Laundry

You're new.

Just sit back and watch for a while.

Marla Singer's Laundry:

Dogs and cats, living together!

Mass hysteria!

the_chief: This probably pisses off Christians because it goes against God's plan.



1/10. Can't you enjoy some cute pics without trying to troll the waters?

Marla Singer's Laundry: Paulistinian: Miss Misery:

Why is any Farkette who posts herself in a thread subject to abuse? "OMG a girl GET ITS PANTS OFFF!!!!!"

Thanks for the defense, it's cool though. I'm getting used to it.

I've earned my fair share of criticism from my previous actions
...or harassment, as the case may be
/it's important that some farkers get to talk to girls somehow though

Awwww! Let me hug them!

Bizarro: Marla Singer's Laundry

You're new.

Just sit back and watch for a while.

Yeah, where have you been? I've only posted about 10,000 times.

marla singer's laundry: yeah, you have posted a lot.

I farking love the monkey-pigeon.

GIS For "frog scorpion":

Anybody read Arabic?

We had a Siberian husky that carried kittens around all the time. He wasn't trained to do it. He just liked the taste.

E Arkhe: Why are all these tigers and monkeys abandoning their babies? Is it a result of being raised in captivity?

Could be. I'd also like to know how old the mothers were (if it's their first offspring) and if the babies were all delivered naturally. First time mothers in many wildlife species can do a pretty crappy job. And c-section babies have a higher incidence of their mothers ignoring them. Something about the actual act of passing through the birth canal stimulating a hormonal response that gets mom in the motherin' frame of mind. I've heard about it in cattle, mostly, but it seems like it would probably apply to multiple species.

/helped c-section a cow last Friday
//yeah, she ignored the baby

media assassin: marla singer's laundry: yeah, you have posted a lot.

Your mom posted a lot.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Paulistinian: Miss Misery:

Why is any Farkette who posts herself in a thread subject to abuse? "OMG a girl GET ITS PANTS OFFF!!!!!"

How YOU doin?

Marla Singer's Laundry: Why is any Farkette who posts herself in a thread subject to abuse? "OMG a girl GET ITS PANTS OFFF!!!!!"

Silly Marla, we all know broads wear skirts.

I have one from last weekend. This is my dog Jack and his friend Stoly.

It started a while ago:

And continues to this day:


/Dogs and cats sleeping together
//armageddon
/// /!

...that's not a manta ray

//nerd
//loves teh mantas

media assassin: marla singer's laundry: yeah, you have posted a lot.

Don't like it? Pay the 5 bucks and you can be free of me. You'll have more room to read comments chock full of beloved cliches like "This!" "I'd hit it like a rented mule" "Do not want" and the classic "Fail".

Enjoy!

ultraholland: Marla Singer's Laundry: Why is any Farkette who posts herself in a thread subject to abuse? "OMG a girl GET ITS PANTS OFFF!!!!!"

Silly Marla, we all know broads wear skirts.

Well, I do. And for that matter, I can leave it on.

Yay it's Caturday!

This is Butters just paling around with ol' mousy.

those were some awesome cute-pictures.
I love the iguana and the ray!

ltdanman44: that mouse on the frog is incredible. wonder where that frog took him

To a new life... under the sea.

Miss Misery:
See. This is why I'm not a cat person.
/ Or a monkey person
//getting my first kitty soon maybe though
///is it worth it?

It's definitely worth it. Cats can be incredibly affectionate and social creatures. Unlike dogs, however, that requires a lot of handling and positive reinforcement while they're still kittens. Give a cat a lot of attention and handling from the time you get one (2 months old) and they can be as affectionate and loyal as any dog.

I have 3 that are like that now.

Marla Singer's Laundry

I want to have your abortion


or alternately

I haven't been farked like that since grade school.