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(AP) Florida I would like an order of Pop My Cherry Cheesecake and my hubby will have the Pump-in Pie   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 91
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ndotseth 2008-05-18 12:21:11 PM  
Pretty gross when one considers it's in Key West.

Would anyone care for some Cheese Balls Across The Nose?

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 12:56:32 PM  
ndotseth: Pretty gross when one considers it's in Key West.

Would anyone care for some Cheese Balls Across The Nose?


Wait a minute. You posted two lines and did not use the word "libtard?"

Who the hell are you and what have you done with the real ndotseth?

 
BillCo [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 01:15:46 PM  
How about the Harry Cream Pie?

/try to get that out of your head.

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-05-18 01:23:35 PM  
www.hollywoodjesus.com

 
strangeguitar 2008-05-18 03:13:48 PM  
Stay away from the Beef Strokin' Off

 
The Southern Dandy 2008-05-18 05:13:01 PM  
bp1.blogger.com

 
Yoleus [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:13:17 PM  
Spotted Dick?

 
TuesdayClub 2008-05-18 05:13:33 PM  
BillCo: How about the Harry Cream Pie?

/try to get that out of your head.


What now?

 
Farkin'round 2008-05-18 05:14:07 PM  
No Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls?

img402.imageshack.us

 
ultraholland 2008-05-18 05:15:31 PM  
they're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:16:29 PM  
Man, you guys read fast.

I'm only halfway done with that novel.

 
SweetBecca [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:16:36 PM  
Missionary Crisp

There is a joke begging to be brought out here. Possibly something to do with Canibals, and a big cooking pot..

 
nirwana [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:17:09 PM  
I'll take Missionary Buns...Face down!

/here all week

 
technicolor-misfit 2008-05-18 05:17:51 PM  
I'll have the cherry tart, my gay friend here would like the Mississippi Mud Pie.

 
Rincewind53 2008-05-18 05:18:27 PM  
Is it just cakes with women going to the bathroom?

/What is it with Patrick Stewart and odd fantasies?

 
RustyBulletHole 2008-05-18 05:18:38 PM  
Dont forget the chili dog.

 
SBinRR 2008-05-18 05:18:48 PM  
I wonder if they are serving tossed salads?

 
TheRedMonkey 2008-05-18 05:18:55 PM  
Do they have Viagra sprinkles on the cupcakes?

 
strangenbeautiful 2008-05-18 05:19:30 PM  
People can't resist my Schwetty Balls.

www.samtsai.com

 
the_killjoy23 2008-05-18 05:19:54 PM  
Their specialties probably include hot dogs, popsicles, ice cream cones, lolipops, you know, that sort of thing.

 
Yakk 2008-05-18 05:20:48 PM  
So I am at a conference last week and am driving around on Chocolate Ave, looking for the on-ramp to the Hershey Hwy.

/ok I made the second part up.

 
coprolite 2008-05-18 05:20:48 PM  
Eat eat eat, doesn't anybody fark anymore ?

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-05-18 05:21:06 PM  
ultraholland: they're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!

Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down.

 
Doctor Fegg 2008-05-18 05:21:59 PM  
ultraholland: they're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!

Sex Cauldron, I thought they closed that place down!

 
wydok 2008-05-18 05:22:24 PM  
I would like a slice of the Cleveland Steamer Cake, please.

 
Tencolin 2008-05-18 05:22:32 PM  
ultraholland: they're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that years ago!

 
Massa Damnata 2008-05-18 05:22:45 PM  
One order of Will-not chocolate dangle delight to go.

 
Tencolin 2008-05-18 05:24:15 PM  
Haha, nice Brown Jenkems and Doctor Fegg


Now, which quote is correct? I can't claim that I know for sure.

 
Doctor Fegg 2008-05-18 05:26:15 PM  
Sex Cauldron?

OK, was that good for every one?


/Preview is my friend

 
Doctor Fegg 2008-05-18 05:27:37 PM  
Tencolin: Haha, nice Brown Jenkems and Doctor Fegg


Now, which quote is correct? I can't claim that I know for sure.


Now that I've read them all; I can't remember! Brain cloud

 
Skawt 2008-05-18 05:28:36 PM  
Buff my Pickle Pole And Beans

http://www.thatsmyhome.com/general/pickled-pole-beans.htm

 
StrikitRich 2008-05-18 05:29:47 PM  
Who's up for my famous Tea Bag Treats?

 
strangenbeautiful 2008-05-18 05:29:52 PM  
I believe the correct quote is, "I thought they closed that place down!" According to a Google search. Of course that could be wrong.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:32:44 PM  
I would like a Banana Gangbang Pie, please.

 
G.I.R.B. 2008-05-18 05:34:58 PM  
nirwana: I'll take Missionary Buns...Face down!

/here all week


Try the Roast Beef Curtains?

/Tip your server

 
PhantomGSX 2008-05-18 05:35:00 PM  
Tencolin: ultraholland: they're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that years ago!


That's the right one :)

 
Great Janitor 2008-05-18 05:39:55 PM  
Now I'm waiting for the follow up where the christians who protested the Starbucks logo start protesting this place. Really, I can't wait. Thanks to them, I'm working on my Starbucks/Hooters coffee bar named 'Slutbucks'. I could use a name for a Bakery/Hooter's business.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-05-18 05:42:14 PM  
Tencolin: Haha, nice Brown Jenkems and Doctor Fegg


Now, which quote is correct? I can't claim that I know for sure.


According to snpp.com (pops):

Mrs. Flanders: Excuse me Edna, I don't think were talking about love
here. We're talking about S-E-X. In front of the C-H-I-
L-D-R-E-N.

Krusty: Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down.

D'oh!

Doctorb Fegg wins.

 
mosten 2008-05-18 05:42:34 PM  
The strangest part of that article is that a hetrosexual couple live in Key West.

 
wydok 2008-05-18 05:42:40 PM  
Great Janitor 2008-05-18 05:39:55 PM
Now I'm waiting for the follow up where the christians who protested the Starbucks logo start

Trolling grade: F-

 
Bluegill 2008-05-18 05:43:55 PM  
I know it's just desserts, but I'd like a hot pocket.

 
Great Janitor 2008-05-18 05:44:47 PM  
wydok: Great Janitor 2008-05-18 05:39:55 PM
Now I'm waiting for the follow up where the christians who protested the Starbucks logo start

Trolling grade: F-


Not really a troll, just an observation. If they freaked out over a logo, do you really think the locals will remain quite about a suggestively titled bakery with an equally suggestively menu?

 
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke 2008-05-18 05:45:15 PM  
Extra butter! Less nutbag!

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:48:30 PM  
Stay away from the Pack-my-Fudge Cake.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-05-18 05:48:35 PM  
I heard Key West is a big gay and adult vacation resort which is not geared towards children younger than 13. So the families should instead vacation in Orlando.

Besides this is freedom of speech. The dessert restaurant is like a children's cartoon show. There a lot of funny jokes kids will enjoy and there's jokes that adults will only get.

 
ChimbleySweep 2008-05-18 06:05:54 PM  
Sorry to threadjack from innuendo-laden desserts, but are any other liters seeing greenlit but unposted headlines for a few seconds when they reload the main page now? Or are they greenlit for real and for some reason FF isn't displaying them properly?

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 06:08:46 PM  
Great Janitor: Now I'm waiting for the follow up where the christians who protested the Starbucks logo start protesting this place. Really, I can't wait. Thanks to them, I'm working on my Starbucks/Hooters coffee bar named 'Slutbucks'. I could use a name for a Bakery/Hooter's business.

One 'b' away from a great place...

 
madgordy 2008-05-18 06:12:34 PM  
there is a chain of erotic bakeries in the greater Seattle area called "Martsi Tarts" they've been around for more than 20 years.

Florida needs to catch up with the world.

 
nirwana [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 06:14:21 PM  
ChimbleySweep: Sorry to threadjack from innuendo-laden desserts, but are any other liters seeing greenlit but unposted headlines for a few seconds when they reload the main page now? Or are they greenlit for real and for some reason FF isn't displaying them properly?

Whatever you got, I'd like to buy some ;)

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 06:17:54 PM  
madgordy: there is a chain of erotic bakeries in the greater Seattle area called "Martsi Tarts" they've been around for more than 20 years.

Florida needs to catch up with the world.


Ohh! Erotic cakes!

 
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