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(Telegraph) Amusing Insults, prima donnas and vicious rivalry at Chelsea. Not a soccer thread, but the annual Flower Show   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 24
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Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 02:39:16 PM  
seminole87: I grow roses the color of poop.

I poop the color of roses.

 
weatherwax 2008-05-18 02:41:05 PM  
www.bbc.co.uk

FTFA: "Diarmuid Gavin, the fiery "pin-up of the potting shed"

I assume that's a self-given nickname???

 
bingo the psych-o 2008-05-18 02:42:41 PM  
Barakku: seminole87: I grow roses the color of poop.

I poop the color of roses.


I poop roses.

 
wydok 2008-05-18 02:42:43 PM  
Barakku 2008-05-18 02:39:16 PM

I poop the color of roses.

You should see a doctor for that.

 
ultraholland 2008-05-18 02:45:14 PM  
You're no daisy.

 
AmazingRuss 2008-05-18 02:48:30 PM  
My wife used to work for a flower seed company. Those people are absolutely farking INSANE.

 
Wamphyr 2008-05-18 02:49:27 PM  
bingo the psych-o: I poop roses.

With the thorns? Funny, that's not in the test...

Manliness test (new window)

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-05-18 02:56:36 PM  
((Adaptation Quote))

 
skinink 2008-05-18 02:57:07 PM  
Until you told me it was a flower show, I was going to assume Hillary Clinton was throwing a hissy fit over someone talking about her daughter.

 
jjorsett 2008-05-18 03:03:00 PM  
Insults, prima donnas and vicious rivalry

Sounds a lot like Fark.

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 03:03:23 PM  
Hank Hill knows a thing or two about this sort of thing, I'll tell you what.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 03:22:33 PM  
DrBenway: Hank Hill knows a thing or two about this sort of thing, I'll tell you what.

*sign* That's it. I'm going to have to kick your ass.

 
freakdiablo 2008-05-18 03:22:53 PM  
wydok: Barakku 2008-05-18 02:39:16 PM

I poop the color of roses.

You should see a doctor for that.


There are doctors for that?

 
E Arkhe 2008-05-18 03:25:07 PM  
biatches be gardening?

 
muckin refarkable 2008-05-18 03:44:17 PM  
E Arkhe: biatches be gardening?

Gardening be a Biatch.

 
EyeballKid 2008-05-18 03:56:54 PM  
www.rockpalastarchiv.de

Not in attendance...

 
YoungSwedishBlonde 2008-05-18 05:04:57 PM  
You call those pansies?!?

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-05-18 05:38:04 PM  
The Brits are dead serious about this

/srsly
//I'm surprised no one's been assaulted

 
simpsonfan 2008-05-18 06:05:23 PM  
Gavin wants rival's sponsor to drop the rival. The rival has beaten gavin for the gold medal three times. Gavin is a crybaby, he can't win legit, so he wants to get rid of the competition. If anyone should be kicked out of the show, it would be Gavin. "Pin-up of the potting shed"....I wonder how many sheds he has.

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 06:07:29 PM  
Barakku: seminole87: I grow roses the color of poop.

I poop the color of roses.


My roses smell like poop.

Wait...what?

/ gardening ain't for sissies
// Am a gardener
/// GET. OFF. MY. FLOWERBED...and mow my lawn.

 
Phone_Answering_Monkey 2008-05-18 06:12:27 PM  
simpsonfan: Gavin wants rival's sponsor to drop the rival. The rival has beaten gavin for the gold medal three times. Gavin is a crybaby, he can't win legit, so he wants to get rid of the competition. If anyone should be kicked out of the show, it would be Gavin. "Pin-up of the potting shed"....I wonder how many sheds he has.

.....
.....YEAH!!

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 06:32:35 PM  
Phone_Answering_Monkey: simpsonfan: Gavin wants rival's sponsor to drop the rival. The rival has beaten gavin for the gold medal three times. Gavin is a crybaby, he can't win legit, so he wants to get rid of the competition. If anyone should be kicked out of the show, it would be Gavin. "Pin-up of the potting shed"....I wonder how many sheds he has.

.....
.....YEAH!!


Phone_Answering_Monkey: simpsonfan: Gavin wants rival's sponsor to drop the rival. The rival has beaten gavin for the gold medal three times. Gavin is a crybaby, he can't win legit, so he wants to get rid of the competition. If anyone should be kicked out of the show, it would be Gavin. "Pin-up of the potting shed"....I wonder how many sheds he has.

.....
.....YEAH!!


Two. Famous for having the second shed...they even call him Diarmuid "Two-sheds" Gavin.
Pisses him off royally, too.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-05-18 06:48:31 PM  
bingo the psych-o: Barakku: seminole87: I grow roses the color of poop.

I poop the color of roses.

I poop roses.


♫ I know you'd like to think your shiat don't stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo-boo ♫

 
Sim Tree [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 09:59:51 PM  
The Smithsonian Museum has an exibit about crazies who murder each other over Orchids ... seriously.

 
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