He wouldn't have got caught had he made a right turn, it wasn't for lack of trying though, he did go every which way.

Fark newflash rules for the world.
If an Orangutan breaks out of its confines
Report about it to preserve public safety
Halfway around the globe.

/wait, there's a guy at the door with a package from ACME.

The weird thing was he was riding a surfboard and wearing an eyepatch.

Dr.Knockboots: He wouldn't have got caught had he made a right turn, it wasn't for lack of trying though, he did go every which way.

All but one, I forgot which one and I've been trying Any which way

Did he leave a present for the sheriff in his front seat?

What f**kin idiots are running zoos these days?

I live with a monkey that knows how to open doors and routinely escapes from her room, so I'm really getting a kick out these replies.

Right turn, Clyde.

Orange Tang? Do they make other colors?

Any which way but loose?

This happened before with Bruno. We escaped, went on a bender, and came back a few days later. There was a movie and album about it.

orangutan, you're a desperado

Allow me to be the first to say it:

Ook!

BOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss ....

It's contagious.

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The Orangutans at the L.A. Zoo have a habit of doing this.

We were at the exhibit one day and one of the keepers told us they have had to change the locking mechanisms before because the apes figured out how to pick them.

She also told us that on another occasion, one the Orangs used a long stick to steal the keychain that was on the seat of a keeper's golf cart.

Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?

disappointing # of librarian references, some credit to tillmaster

Zell's Bells: Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?

For you and all the other young farkers, subby refers to the eighties film "Every which way but loose" which featured Clint Eastwood and his orangutan Clyde. It was IIRC Ruth Gordon's last film. Now get off my lawn.

Dire: orangutan, you're a desperado

That's what I came to the thread for!!

Xaneidolon: That's what I came to the thread for!!

Heh I knew there had to be at least one of you out there! Cheers!

Subbys generation gap is showing.

In L.A. It'll be cake for him to blend in.

lenfromak: Zell's Bells: Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?

For you and all the other young farkers, subby refers to the eighties film "Every which way but loose" which featured Clint Eastwood and his orangutan Clyde. It was IIRC Ruth Gordon's last film. Now get off my lawn.

Let us not forget "Any Which Way You Can". the other movie featuring Clyde and Beddoe.

Right turn clyde.

"Chantilly, Orion, Dr. Nichols, Epicurus, Stereotomy, the street stones, the fruiterer."

/Obscure?
//Alan Parsons Project fan
///E.A. Poe fan too.
////Sassy slashies

Did they check the library?

Dire: orangutan, you're a desperado

Make that TWO of us.

/+1 to you

If we all turn out baseball caps back to front Clint will find the monkey.

Check the library!

agos1247
Do not stimulate the C.L.I.T.!

Right Turn Clyde.



floppymcjoe Quote 2008-05-18 03:57:33 PM
lenfromak: Zell's Bells: Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?

For you and all the other young farkers, subby refers to the eighties film "Every which way but loose" which featured Clint Eastwood and his orangutan Clyde. It was IIRC Ruth Gordon's last film. Now get off my lawn.

Let us not forget "Any Which Way You Can". the other movie featuring Clyde and Beddoe.


I believe those were actually in the 70's.

MISSED ONE!

TBC: Dire: orangutan, you're a desperado

Make that TWO of us.

/+1 to you

I think we need to work more Warren references into threads....