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(BBC) Amusing Orangutan escapes from LA Zoo. Clint Eastwood wanted for questioning   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 39
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Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 11:58:57 AM  
He wouldn't have got caught had he made a right turn, it wasn't for lack of trying though, he did go every which way.

 
vudukungfu 2008-05-18 12:45:18 PM  
Fark newflash rules for the world.
If an Orangutan breaks out of its confines
Report about it to preserve public safety
Halfway around the globe.

/wait, there's a guy at the door with a package from ACME.

 
PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 12:46:26 PM  
The weird thing was he was riding a surfboard and wearing an eyepatch.

 
lcmino 2008-05-18 01:11:55 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: He wouldn't have got caught had he made a right turn, it wasn't for lack of trying though, he did go every which way.

All but one, I forgot which one and I've been trying Any which way

 
ginko 2008-05-18 01:49:49 PM  
Did he leave a present for the sheriff in his front seat?

 
NYZooMan 2008-05-18 01:50:02 PM  
What f**kin idiots are running zoos these days?

 
scottydoesntknow [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-18 01:50:07 PM  
I live with a monkey that knows how to open doors and routinely escapes from her room, so I'm really getting a kick out these replies.

 
ProfessorTomoe [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 01:50:38 PM  
Right turn, Clyde.

 
wydok 2008-05-18 01:51:12 PM  
Orange Tang? Do they make other colors?

 
berylman 2008-05-18 01:51:41 PM  
Any which way but loose?

 
wydok 2008-05-18 01:53:43 PM  
This happened before with Bruno. We escaped, went on a bender, and came back a few days later. There was a movie and album about it.

www.leftybrown.com

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-18 01:54:16 PM  
orangutan, you're a desperado

 
Tillmaster 2008-05-18 01:56:36 PM  
Allow me to be the first to say it:

Ook!

 
ultraholland 2008-05-18 02:01:23 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

 
ah3133 2008-05-18 02:04:49 PM  
BOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss ....

news.bbc.co.uk

 
Harry Dangler 2008-05-18 02:11:57 PM  
It's contagious.

Link (new window)

 
agos1247 2008-05-18 02:13:51 PM  
i41.photobucket.com

 
Beerguy 2008-05-18 02:17:08 PM  
The Orangutans at the L.A. Zoo have a habit of doing this.

We were at the exhibit one day and one of the keepers told us they have had to change the locking mechanisms before because the apes figured out how to pick them.

She also told us that on another occasion, one the Orangs used a long stick to steal the keychain that was on the seat of a keeper's golf cart.

 
Zell's Bells 2008-05-18 02:34:17 PM  
Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?

 
beaverfetus 2008-05-18 02:37:21 PM  
disappointing # of librarian references, some credit to tillmaster

 
lenfromak 2008-05-18 02:50:03 PM  
Zell's Bells: Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?


For you and all the other young farkers, subby refers to the eighties film "Every which way but loose" which featured Clint Eastwood and his orangutan Clyde. It was IIRC Ruth Gordon's last film. Now get off my lawn.

 
Xaneidolon [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 03:08:09 PM  
Dire: orangutan, you're a desperado

That's what I came to the thread for!!

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-18 03:38:51 PM  
Xaneidolon: That's what I came to the thread for!!

Heh I knew there had to be at least one of you out there! Cheers!

 
Jayzus Crusty 2008-05-18 03:42:09 PM  
Subbys generation gap is showing.

 
atlas spanked 2008-05-18 03:48:56 PM  
In L.A. It'll be cake for him to blend in.

 
floppymcjoe 2008-05-18 03:57:33 PM  
lenfromak: Zell's Bells: Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?

For you and all the other young farkers, subby refers to the eighties film "Every which way but loose" which featured Clint Eastwood and his orangutan Clyde. It was IIRC Ruth Gordon's last film. Now get off my lawn.


Let us not forget "Any Which Way You Can". the other movie featuring Clyde and Beddoe.

 
Third Day Mark 2008-05-18 04:12:00 PM  
Right turn clyde.

 
JackTorrance 2008-05-18 04:35:10 PM  
"Chantilly, Orion, Dr. Nichols, Epicurus, Stereotomy, the street stones, the fruiterer."

/Obscure?
//Alan Parsons Project fan
///E.A. Poe fan too.
////Sassy slashies

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 04:44:39 PM  
huckleberry.casperworld.com

 
grend123 2008-05-18 05:20:38 PM  
Did they check the library?

 
TBC [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:38:40 PM  
Dire: orangutan, you're a desperado

Make that TWO of us.

/+1 to you

 
Gobobo 2008-05-18 05:47:50 PM  
If we all turn out baseball caps back to front Clint will find the monkey.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 06:43:03 PM  
Check the library!

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-05-18 07:04:15 PM  
i240.photobucket.com

 
Wareq 2008-05-18 07:58:30 PM  
agos1247
Do not stimulate the C.L.I.T.!

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-05-18 09:52:29 PM  
Right Turn Clyde.

www.autocult.com.au

floppymcjoe Quote 2008-05-18 03:57:33 PM
lenfromak: Zell's Bells: Here's a quarter, please let it buy me a clue.
What is the headline referring to?

For you and all the other young farkers, subby refers to the eighties film "Every which way but loose" which featured Clint Eastwood and his orangutan Clyde. It was IIRC Ruth Gordon's last film. Now get off my lawn.

Let us not forget "Any Which Way You Can". the other movie featuring Clyde and Beddoe.


I believe those were actually in the 70's.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-05-18 10:17:19 PM  
MISSED ONE!
img382.imageshack.us

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-19 02:22:57 AM  
TBC: Dire: orangutan, you're a desperado

Make that TWO of us.

/+1 to you


I think we need to work more Warren references into threads....

 
Lyllydd 2008-05-20 12:35:55 AM  

 
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