paging SSG.....

how YOU doin'?

I'm actually going to Sweden in a couple of weeks so I'm really getting a kick out of this...

If I had a sister, I would wish a MILF bit her.

My sweedish girlfriend's mom caught us making out in her bedroom in seventh grade.
He mom grabbed me nad dragged my out of her room
into HER room.
/ah, the sveet memories of childhood.

So, who's up for a Fark road trip?

Skail: So, who's up for a Fark road trip?

Kinda tough to actually drive there.

vudukungfu

Where she proceeded to yell at you and call your mother?

What a lovely article to wake up to on Sunday morning.

/That's it.
//Next European trip, I'm going to Sweden.

So how much is airfare to Stockholm?

vudukungfu: My sweedish girlfriend's mom caught us making out in her bedroom in seventh grade.
He mom grabbed me nad dragged my out of her room
into HER room.
/ah, the sveet memories of childhood.

She grabbed you by your nads?

A moose bit my sister once...

/going to Spamalot this afternoon

Skail: So, who's up for a Fark road trip?

Oh yeah ME!

Research Grant anyone?

FTA: "39 percent of the Swedish mums surveyed have had anal sex and 23 percent fantasize about other men or women during sexual intercourse. 37 percent of the younger mums (under age 29) have had lesbian fantasies. 2 percent have had group sex and 23 percent of mums under the age of 29 use handcuffs as part of sex play."

This is the internet. None of that shiat is actually kinky here.

/"Horny Swedish lesbian anal mums have groupsex", I think I've gotten that spam email before.

I need to talk to my dissertation advisor about changing research topics ASAP.

Thank you oh SO much Swedish Newspaper People for putting Michael Farking Jackson's slimy what-was-one-a-face immmediately below this article. Oh thank you thank you THANK you not.

I'm swedish and I'm getting a kick out of some replies.

Ah, Stockholm. The only city where I had rough drunken sex in the docks by a pub, during wintertime.

Now wait a minute. I think we need some photo evidence before we start getting all crazy. I'm not traveling halfway around the world for a snaggle tooth.

/blatant pic troll

I'm really not sure how to react to this news, but I'm going to masturbate just to be safe.

Mynd you, MILF bites Kan be pretty nasti...

This is relevant to my interests.

this thread is useless....

So a GIS for Swedish MILF came out kind of odd. Mostly porn pics, then a pic of some girl who's face is all bloody. WTF mate?

I would post here, but I'm too busy buying a plane ticket.

Thread. Useless. Pics.

/obvious

This boobie free fark is kinda boring.

GIS for "Swedish MILF".

according to a survey done by trendy mummy magazine Mama.


And you can guess who took part in this "survey".

silly article

Our researcher hard at work.

The article.

Full of win, it is.

Was right there with them in the article until it said:

"38 percent have even had sex whilst their baby slept in the same bed next to them."

/Not Swedish
//Not a mom
///Not getting sex0rz

Oooooo! An internet survey done by a magazine! This... information... is almost reliable enough to be cited in argument on a chat forum.

Ditto 2008-05-18 12:29:42 PM
This boobie free fark is kinda boring.

I though the boobie crackdown happened 3 or 4 years ago. A few months before foobies.com started.

Kavis: FTA: "39 percent of the Swedish mumsFreaky Mississippi chicks surveyed have had anal sex and 23 percent fantasize about other men or women during sexual intercourse. 37 percent of the younger mums (under age 29) have had lesbian fantasies. 2 percent have had group sex and 23 percent of mums under the age of 29 use handcuffs as part of sex play."


/Yes, I said MS. chicks. Surprisingly, some are really cute and NOT cousins. Yes they have teefus and are over 21, too. Just make sure you've had your Wheaties that day. And plan an escape route.
//Hey ya'll, I'm drunkkkk

thread ... pics ... PLEASE!!!

Man, Sweden is such an awesome country. I love it how the newspapers (at least in their online versions) print up "This Weekend's Hottest" gallery from the clubs and bars.

It's probably The Sun-quality papers that do that, but still, it's like, hey, here are where the hottest girls in Stockholm hang out, with pictures included!

Ok, funny swedish writing? check

Pretty good Monty Python Holy Grail reference? check

Pics of hot swedish boobies? ahhh...ok, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE HOT SWEDISH BOOBY PICS???

Did anyone notice the link for "Fetishist Convicted for Molesting Bicycles" in the articl? WTF is that all about.

Good article, though.

tonguedepressor: WHERE THE HELL ARE THE HOT SWEDISH BOOBY PICS???

Welcome to the new Fark (^)

/not as boobielicious as the old Fark
//we'll get over it

How hot would she be if she got bit by a Moose?

Oh yeah...

/submitter

clit hero: Did anyone notice the link for "Fetishist Convicted for Molesting Bicycles" in the articl? WTF is that all about.

I think there were a couple threads on Fark about that guy, but it's Sunday morning and I'm not awake/aware enough to be searching around the archives for them.

One problem. Ø is a Danish letter. In Swedish, it's Ö.

thats it, I'm moving to Sweden.

*enters thread*

the milf hunter is booking his flight right now

I would like to volunteer to help combat horniness in the MILFS of Sweden, who wants to join my task force?

It HAS to be awesome there. I mean, they have a national bikini team (new window) for crying out loud.


/Yes, not being in Sweden has me crying out loud
//I know they aren't really Swedish
///Old Milwaukee FTW

hugmup: One problem. Ø is a Danish letter. In Swedish, it's Ö.

Jesus Ice-Skating Christ. Someone that hasn't seen Monty Python on FARK

The Mama survey questioned 918 Mama readers in an internet survey carried out in co-operation with RAM (Research-and analysis of media).

What an unfortunate (appropriate?) acronym for the group conducting the orgy survey.