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(News.com.au) Amusing "A petite teenager who tackled five police officers, wrecked a police station floor and flooded a jail cell says she's not such a bad girl". Actual headline or subby's dream girl, you decide   (news.com.au) divider line 100
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 04:08:16 AM  
FTA..."I made one mistake that could ruin my whole life and I just want to get back to TAFE," she said.

On top of all the stuff she did, she either can't count or has selective amnesia.

 
sexy-fetus 2008-05-18 04:55:18 AM  
I take it australian police are a bunch of pansies.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 05:10:39 AM  
Ambulance officers delivered a cold pack for her eyes which were still smarting from the capsicum spray, she said.

"I bit open the cold pack and smeared it all over the glass so they couldn't see me," Danhiez said.

She denies tearing up floor covering in the cell, but admits that in another cell she threw wet toilet paper at a surveillance camera and tried to flood the room.

"I was wearing a bikini, so I took off my shorts and stuffed them in the sink," she said. "I turned the tap on, but hardly any water came out, so I decided to take it easy and not do it."


wow, she sounds hardcore.

 
G.I.R.B. 2008-05-18 06:11:59 AM  
sexy-fetus: I take it australian police are a bunch of pansies.

Made the mistake early in my career as a LEO of trying to break up a catfight between two petite women. I'm a big galloot, and not afraid of much.

/Seventeen stitches and some interesting facial scars later, I learned to wait for backup.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 07:56:20 AM  
G.I.R.B.: sexy-fetus: I take it australian police are a bunch of pansies.

Made the mistake early in my career as a LEO of trying to break up a catfight between two petite women. I'm a big galloot, and not afraid of much.

/Seventeen stitches and some interesting facial scars later, I learned to wait for backup.


Man up, Nancy.

;D

 
Cormee 2008-05-18 09:10:35 AM  
Mom?

 
mcsestretch [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 09:11:53 AM  
Pics people, PICS!

 
epyonyx 2008-05-18 09:12:15 AM  
Pics?

 
Alec72 2008-05-18 09:12:15 AM  
Thread...worthless...pics...

 
lcmino 2008-05-18 09:12:40 AM  
Am I the only one who has no farking clue what TAFE is?

 
Wonko Fortytwo 2008-05-18 09:15:05 AM  
The Arse Farking Expo

 
BeerBear 2008-05-18 09:15:18 AM  
We need a pic of what this spitfire girl looks like

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2008-05-18 09:16:03 AM  
lcmino: Am I the only one who has no farking clue what TAFE is?

No, there are at least 2 of us.

 
ah3133 2008-05-18 09:16:24 AM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
ptelg 2008-05-18 09:17:05 AM  
Apparently, subbies dream girl is a small 15 year old.

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2008-05-18 09:17:06 AM  
Inflatable Rhetoric: lcmino: Am I the only one who has no farking clue what TAFE is?

No, there are at least 2 of us.


From Google - Technical and Further Education.

 
J. W. Booth 2008-05-18 09:18:49 AM  
It takes a village people! A village!!

 
mom_dropped_me 2008-05-18 09:19:06 AM  
From TFA:"Danhiez claimed she wasn't even drunk and had had only four mixed spirits."

About 100lbs. and 4 mixed drinks would make me think you may not be entirely sober. (former doorman/bouncer who took a pool cue to the head from a "sober" chick while fighting)

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 09:19:41 AM  
mcsestretch: Pics people, PICS!

Look up petiteteenager.com (NSFW) and no linky.

 
Half Right [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-18 09:20:05 AM  
Y.T.?

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2008-05-18 09:21:05 AM  
mom_dropped_me: From TFA:"Danhiez claimed she wasn't even drunk and had had only four mixed spirits."

About 100lbs. and 4 mixed drinks would make me think you may not be entirely sober. (former doorman/bouncer who took a pool cue to the head from a "sober" chick while fighting)


56 kg is 123 pounds.

 
dai the flu 2008-05-18 09:21:05 AM  
G.I.R.B.: sexy-fetus: I take it australian police are a bunch of pansies.

Made the mistake early in my career as a LEO of trying to break up a catfight between two petite women. I'm a big galloot, and not afraid of much.

/Seventeen stitches and some interesting facial scars later, I learned to wait for backup.


Not wrong, the little ones fight harder and without care for their physical wellbeing.

Inflatable Rhetoric: Inflatable Rhetoric: lcmino: Am I the only one who has no farking clue what TAFE is?

No, there are at least 2 of us.

From Google - Technical and Further Education.


"Technical College" might be a more familiar name.

/Might.

 
castufari 2008-05-18 09:22:29 AM  
I used to work in a rehab place and the female on female fights were bad. Petite female on petite females fights were even worse.

/dated a petite chick once
//a wildcat in the sack
///no saying "your sister was better than you" for a wild ride

 
SteelCityKid 2008-05-18 09:23:06 AM  
I would have stomped that little biatch the fark out. POW POW! fark being soft on women, same crime same treatment. POW POW!

 
shiftyphil 2008-05-18 09:23:51 AM  
lcmino: Am I the only one who has no farking clue what TAFE is?

Higher education for people who fail to qualify for university.

 
lcmino 2008-05-18 09:24:23 AM  
Inflatable Rhetoric: From Google - Technical and Further Education.

I thought you could take online courses in prison. Seems like it might be cheaper than a normal school too. I say she pleads guilty and ends up owing "favors" to a gang in prison, and films it. Everybody wins.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-05-18 09:26:09 AM  
I'd hit it.

/No pics = worthless thread. FAIL smitty.

 
Tobias Rieper 2008-05-18 09:26:17 AM  
SteelCityKid: I would have stomped that little biatch the fark out. POW POW! fark being soft on women, same crime same treatment. POW POW!

Chief steelcitykid, eagle of the chuiwakka tribe, POW POW

POW POW

 
Tobias Rieper 2008-05-18 09:27:36 AM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: I'd hit it.

she returns the favor

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-05-18 09:29:23 AM  
Police say Danhiez was fighting with another girl in a park when they intervened.

This thread need more 'catfight' pics.
img257.imageshack.us

 
Rethorn 2008-05-18 09:30:07 AM  
SteelCityKid: I would have stomped that little biatch the fark out. POW POW! fark being soft on women, same crime same treatment. POW POW!

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
skinink 2008-05-18 09:31:22 AM  

Here are the pics you people want:


images.usatoday.com


Oh, you mean pics of the girl, not the weak-ass cops?


 
mom_dropped_me 2008-05-18 09:33:03 AM  
Inflatable Rhetoric: mom_dropped_me: From TFA:"Danhiez claimed she wasn't even drunk and had had only four mixed spirits."

About 100lbs. and 4 mixed drinks would make me think you may not be entirely sober. (former doorman/bouncer who took a pool cue to the head from a "sober" chick while fighting)

56 kg is 123 pounds.


I was told there would be no math involved...

 
ah3133 2008-05-18 09:35:40 AM  
skinink: Here are the pics you people want:

Oh, you mean pics of the girl, not the weak-ass cops?


no, you got it right. carry on.

 
Sumdumfarkr 2008-05-18 09:37:47 AM  
Must have been "that time of the month."

/runs, hides in undisclosed location.

 
cabritosaurio 2008-05-18 09:39:44 AM  
Petite chicks are the most dangerous. Let me show you my experience with breaking up with one.

Me: This is not working out. I've had it with your jealousy.
her: It's okay. I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen anymore.
*kiss*
Me: I've been hearing that the for the last 2 years. Sorry, it's over.
Her: Please don't say that. You don't mean that.
Me: Yes, I do. I'm sorry, but we're through.

*she reaches for the cupboard and gets a knife*

Her: It is NOT over!
Me: Damn right it's not! I love you !

/ broke up with her via phone 2 weeks later.
// cried, naked in fetal position in shower
/// told friends I was hardcore and roundhouse kicked the knife out of her hand.

 
2wolves 2008-05-18 09:43:00 AM  
Half Right: Y.T.?

Yo!

 
TraeHova 2008-05-18 09:44:13 AM  
ptelg: Apparently, subbies dream girl is a small 15 year old.


And your point is?


/not subby

 
empres77 2008-05-18 09:46:11 AM  
Mixed Spirits = my new band name

 
Ceteris Paribus says [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 09:46:20 AM  
*she reaches for the cupboard and gets a knife*
That's not the Chicago way.

Since when is 123lbs petite?

 
NoblePatrick 2008-05-18 09:51:25 AM  
ptelg: Apparently, subbies dream girl is a small 15 year old.

Apparently, you don't know how to read an article. Girl is 18. I've a friend who is about the same size, maybe even shorter and I've a feeling she's a hellion in the sack. Italian to boot! I'd doink her but I'm afraid she might hurt me.

 
Hindmost [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 09:52:51 AM  
www.smh.com.au

 
TraeHova 2008-05-18 09:55:34 AM  
Ceteris Paribus says: *she reaches for the cupboard and gets a knife*
That's not the Chicago way.

Since when is 123lbs petite?



fatbattler.com

 
chicken licken 2008-05-18 09:56:35 AM  
cabritosaurio: Petite chicks are the most dangerous. Let me show you my experience with breaking up with one.

Me: This is not working out. I've had it with your jealousy.
her: It's okay. I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen anymore.
*kiss*
Me: I've been hearing that the for the last 2 years. Sorry, it's over.
Her: Please don't say that. You don't mean that.
Me: Yes, I do. I'm sorry, but we're through.

*she reaches for the cupboard and gets a knife*

Her: It is NOT over!
Me: Damn right it's not! I love you !

/ broke up with her via phone 2 weeks later.
// cried, naked in fetal position in shower
/// told friends I was hardcore and roundhouse kicked the knife out of her hand.


This story is completely awesome

/bet the sex for those two weeks in between was psychotically good

 
Pruritic Perineum 2008-05-18 09:57:53 AM  
She denies tearing up floor covering in the cell, but admits that in another cell she threw wet toilet paper at a surveillance camera and tried to flood the room.

"I was wearing a bikini, so I took off my shorts and stuffed them in the sink," she said. "I turned the tap on, but hardly any water came out, so I decided to take it easy and not do it."



We need the video from the surveillance camera!!

 
Tobias Rieper 2008-05-18 09:59:10 AM  
f*cking hell TraeHova. everytime i see that infernal mooseknuckle, it makes me want to post next door nikki's topless jaunt around Springer's set. stupid nsfw rules

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-05-18 10:02:22 AM  
cabritosaurio

You tool.

There's no sex like knife sex.

 
Farkin'round 2008-05-18 10:03:40 AM  
Petite person in Question?

allaboutmidgets.typepad.com

 
NoblePatrick 2008-05-18 10:05:06 AM  
Damn you TraeHova! Eyebleach stat!



/is Raven considered petite?
//who cares? she's hot!

 
cabritosaurio 2008-05-18 10:08:52 AM  
chicken licken: cabritosaurio: Petite chicks are the most dangerous. Let me show you my experience with breaking up with one.

Me: This is not working out. I've had it with your jealousy.
her: It's okay. I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen anymore.
*kiss*
Me: I've been hearing that the for the last 2 years. Sorry, it's over.
Her: Please don't say that. You don't mean that.
Me: Yes, I do. I'm sorry, but we're through.

*she reaches for the cupboard and gets a knife*

Her: It is NOT over!
Me: Damn right it's not! I love you !

/ broke up with her via phone 2 weeks later.
// cried, naked in fetal position in shower
/// told friends I was hardcore and roundhouse kicked the knife out of her hand.

This story is completely awesome

/bet the sex for those two weeks in between was psychotically good


Well she did ride my pelvis to dust that night....while I gently weeped.

But, I fled that same night, to a friend's house and remained hidden and never to be seen again. Those were good times, I should call her again.

 
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