Divine headline subby, I must confess.
I guess the victims are holy men now.

Enjoyed that headline.
+1

AlanSmithee: I guess the victims are holy men now.

Uh...Oh, Holey! I get it now, hilarious!

/or however the Jay and Silent Bob quote goes.
//I lol'd AlanSmithee and Subby.

Where's their god now?

/obligatory

What's the big deal about opening fire?

Awesome headline. I LOL'd

/window seat please

Am I going to hell for laughing so hard at that headline?

Anagrammer: What's the big deal about opening fire?

I've always found it interesting how it warns not to use those near fire or flame.

Flawless Victory!!!

Subby Wins!

That was the first headline in a long time that made me laugh out loud.

...I feel off...

Clicked on this article the same time the song "Kill Shot" by Genuflect started on my music player.

=(

Hosebeatings: Where's their god now?

/obligatory

My guns go boom boom, and your guns go pow pow.

This is another one of those "what the fark is wrong with people?" moments. :(

ahh subby that was bad.

/I know this cus I laughed my ass off and I am pure evil
//I'll save you a rock by the fire

Weird. I don't usually associate religion and violence.

Good headline, submeister.

Between this the airplane reference and the chemistry jokes, I must say everyone is busting out the quality headlines today.

therewasahue: Weird. I don't usually associate religion and violence.

Have you READ the bible?!

Excellent headline!

Anagrammer:

That pretty much rules. Printing it out as we speak.

Hosebeatings: therewasahue: Weird. I don't usually associate religion and violence.

Have you READ the bible?!

Have you HEARD of sarcasm?!

I'm chartering the bus to hell as we speak.

California knows how to party.

Thanks, guys. I'm stuck at work right now, so you made my day.

/subby

Talk about baptism by fire-arm.

I just came here to say +1 awesome.

TheJoe03 2008-05-17 06:32:22 PM
Hosebeatings: therewasahue: Weird. I don't usually associate religion and violence.

Have you READ the bible?!

Have you HEARD of sarcasm?!


Thank you. I thought it was pretty obvious...

Obligatory:

All those gun control laws are doing you so much good, aren't they, California?

Brilliant.

+1

A second victim was in stable condition and a third was in critical condition, Los Angeles police spokeswoman Norma Eisenman said.

The man in critical condition was shot in the chest. He is 45. Another man, 47, was struck in the leg and is in stable condition, reported KTLA.

Another man, who is the other man we mentioned earlier, to not confuse you by mentioning others after previously mentioning them, as not others, lest you wonder how many people were actually shot.

This is about some crazy guy trying to shoot his ex-girlfriend near a church, not religion-induced violence. Some people were just setting up for a church festival ... so if somebody wants to make this a religion=violence thread, troll on.

Fapinator

I know! To even suggest there's a correlation between religion and violence is flat out trolling. The idea is RIDICULOUS. Talk about OIL and WATER!!!!

This thread and its accompanying headline is full of win.

wydok: This is another one of those "what the fark is wrong with people?" moments. :(

For real. Why would he have not practiced reloading if he was going to attempt to gun down a crowd of people. It's just retarded.

He should have used the Holy Hand Grenade. Amateur!

strangeguitar: Enjoyed that headline.
+1

Indeed !!



/Pew...pew.

came here for the pictures

If the guy had played more murder simulators he'd have realized he should activate his auto-lock and slightly depressed his fire button to increase accuracy before firing, to get a kill shot.

I thank God that Jack Thompson saved those people.

Is the SAD tag because he didn't do a very good job?

implementor: All those gun control laws are doing you so much good, aren't they, California?

Without those "all those gun control laws" you so dismissively cite, the bad guy might have had a bayonet attached to a rifle!!! You don't even want to imagine how bad it this incident would've been if that had happened...

He was trying to shoot his ex and shot three innocent bystanders instead? His aim was WAY off. That wouyldnt have happened in Alabama. Would have got her on the first shot. Then tagged the 3 others on principal.

YAWN!
Move on, nothing to see here.
Just another shooting.

Clearly, this is a sign of God that gays shouldn't get married.

/sorry, someone had to do it.
//Now, only if the other 45+ states would follow suit and stop treating gays as second class citizens.

Anagrammer: What's the big deal about opening fire?

" But what if they want fire that is nasally fitted?"

If you're driven to shoot your ex-girlfriend outside a church as well as two innocent, unrelated bystanders... that must've been some seriously wicked awesome pussy you were cut off from.

"If I can't have you, nobody can! (Bang!) That goes for you... (Bang!) ...and you, too! (Bang!)"

/or maybe it's just the crazy heat in the SFV today.

CanadaHauntsMe: Is the SAD tag because he didn't do a very good job?

He should have used a grail gun.