she can cut me with those sharp knees all she wants.

I would iambic pentameter all over her face.

oh great and rhymey submitter
your headline was a total side splitter
I have to admit
She has some nice tits
I would most certainly hit her.

As truth be told, sure'n I'd be wacking it wi' me shilelagh.

After I was done with her, she'd call me "Mr Nantucket"!

Kome: I would iambic pentameter all over her face.

I lol'd.

She's wearing that cute greenish frock
I'd do more to her than just talk
I'm mighty impressed
So I'd sit on her chest
And paddle her face with my... peen.

+1 Subby!! Well done!

She is a hottie.
I'd hit that, fist angry god.
I'll be in my bunk.

I'd Nantucket in her bucket.

her bebo page
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2089982846

Oh this girl from Lime...

Urgh. Oooh. Wait I can hold on it...

/sorry. This has never happened before

Quite deftly this headline was done,
And as for misspellings, Submitter gave none.
So now thanks to five bucks
I possess the good luck
To give happily to Subby +1

aladywhoknows, I laughed so hard that I actually physically wept after reading that 'wat' poster. Holy shiat I have never seen that before. Brilliant.

*wipes away tear*

Bravo, Submitter!
You just won teh intarnets.
Headline full of WIN.

Submitter used a mighty strong wit
And made a headline that got greenlit
But while Farkers may state
That the headline is great
They think about how they would hit it.

aladywhoknows:

LMAO

She's so hot I'd hang myself in her grandmother's closet.

I sat next to her in Home Economics class....

/oops

at home on a saturday night
(but about to go out for a bite)
when i opened this thread
to see what was said
you farkers, you're really quite bright!


/weak effort, i'm hungry
//aladywhoknows, i cannot stop laughing

Much thanks for the kind recognition
This was not such a good composition
The meter's maintained
But it reads somewhat strained
What the heck, it's a greenlit submission

/subby

there was a young lass from monaleen
though she was barely eighteen...

Fap fap fap fap fap
fapidee fap a dap
like fists of god's hell fury
until my palms grow furry
Then prolly take a nap

The headline and the WAT poster are FULL of teh awesome.

I'd hit it. Not as eloquent or witty as Kome though.

I lie in bed with no nikers
touching myself on the clitorz
I use vaseline
and start rubbing my peen
it satisfies just like a Snick... WAT?

I posted here just to admit
I'm impressed by the amount of pure wit
usually the post
is lousy at most
but this time the headline's the shiat

Wat?

From Limerick there was a nice girly
Who went by the name of Turely
I would've liked to have known her
But it was impossible to have shown her
As I drained my spuds too early

So thats the best I can come up with.

There once was a man from Chicago
Who looked just like Doctor Zhivago
He ate some Chinese
But she had a disease
There were beans falling out of her taco

(c) 2002, George and Fred band, "The Limerick Song"

Damn. I knew I should have turned in my passport and stayed.

Stupid teenager I was.. DAMN!

/go ahead, rhyme that
//DAMN!!!

All praise to the excellent Smitty
For showing us something so pretty
I'll look at the pic
Of this gorgeous young Mick
And dream that she's showing her t*tty

I'd limerick her until she was ee cummings.

/I'm almost ashamed
//almost

Well they say there isn't much difference between a 17.9 year old and an 18 year old so you're all pedophiles!

Kudos to subby and the limerick posters. Great stuff.

I see Miss Limerick and Miss Clare are downing Apple Martinis on her Bebo page. Ages are 18 and 19. Is Ireland more civilized in their drinking age than Amurica? We're not going to have to send The Donald over to quell a scandal are we? Cuz he would end up marrying both of them.

/drunk Irish girls - mmmmm.

FarkingSean: There once was a man from Chicago
Who looked just like Doctor Zhivago
He ate some Chinese
But she had a disease
There were beans falling out of her taco

(c) 2002, George and Fred band, "The Limerick Song"

I threw up a little in my mouth....

/no beans please.

cotb, I absolutly love little sun dresses like that... and by dammit, it is supposed to hit 100+ here tomorrow.

/must find outdoor activities tomorrow.

There was a young lass from Munster
Whose beauty inspired this Fark punster
To write several verses
Attempting new curses
Like "When will we see her cunster?"

Oh Miss Limerick, if she were my own...
Such sinning! (for which I'd atone)
I'd hand her a Guinness
And say "Love, let's begin this."
I'd let her kiss my Blarney Stone

MrGronk: All praise to the excellent Smitty
For showing us something so pretty
I'll look at the pic
Of this gorgeous young Mick
And dream that she's showing her t*tty

AWESOME.


aladywhoknows

I'm gonna be laughing about that for the next 3 days.

I'd hit it, but after reading her Bebo page, I would have to leave right after we're done.
/Do not want to hear her talk.

vegasj: cotb, I absolutly love little sun dresses like that... and by dammit, it is supposed to hit 100+ here tomorrow.

/must find outdoor activities tomorrow.

Exactly. I share in this appreciation.

/Our newsletters, they must be similar.

homina homina homina

she has a bit of the liz hurley thing going on

While I've seen quite a few good limericks,
We seem to be in a small fix
You say that you'd hit it
Once the mods had greenlit it
But this thread is useless without pics.

/Certainly not fine art.
//It is very difficult to rhyme with "Farkers"

oh, sure, NOW the pics get posted....

Sharp knees? Subby:

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