Normally I don't like this sort of thing
-But... I... like... this.

I'd cover it like a man of constant sorrow.

/hotlinked

I'd pound her like a barn door in a Texas twister.

Folks putting in their applications for the next Internet Sex Stud cover feature, huh?

get their CD Raising Sand

/good stuff

Eleventy thousand for Alison's thigh high boots.

/never realized it's an Everly Bros tune.
//must have been distracted by said boots.

She seems really cool and down to earth...unlike so many women I have known.

...and I'd bang her like Neil Peart on crack.

I'd give her every inch of my love.

So cute, makes me puke a little.

/prehaps t3h vodak.

NimbleWalrus: I'd give her every inch of my love.

Well played!

NimbleWalrus: I'd give her every inch of my love.

She can squeeze my lemon anytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj1p22kW5Xs

Know Allison's voice far better here....

So...anybody care to guess how many times Robert Plant has boned her so far?

Corn_Fed: So...anybody care to guess how many times Robert Plant has boned her so far?

SEVEN?! EH?

/eh?

//meh.

///more than me. (sadfayce).

I said she was pretty one time in a Fark thread and she and I got a lot of hate. It's OK though. All we need is each other.

Nightmaretony: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj1p22kW5Xs

Know Allison's voice far better here....

Weird coincidence. When I watched that link it got really dusty in my house.

Have to admit I share the exact same sentiments as subby..well said sir.

I'd love to park my bus in her union station

yessiree

Yeah, what MonkeyVegetables said. Rest of the album is awesome too.

Listen to 'Killing the Blues' makes me feel all squooshy.

Robert's actually sounding really good! He stays in his range and he sounds great there. Good for him. :)

Wow she is like a mixed between Lost Juliette and Tricia Helfer.

bingo the psych-o: NimbleWalrus: I'd give her every inch of my love.

She can squeeze my lemon anytime.

'Til the juice runs down my leg... I'm going to see them in July; any of a you Farkers out there seen the show?

Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting "i'd have sexual intercourse with her" puns in woman-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 puns probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to be posting these puns to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on

LewDux: Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting "i'd have sexual intercourse with her" puns in woman-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 puns probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to be posting these puns to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on

.....

LewDux: Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting "i'd have sexual intercourse with her" puns in woman-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 puns probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to be posting these puns to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on

You can be Ram, and I'll be Rod. Get it? Ramrod! Get it?!

LewDux:

I feel like I just got spanked a stern talking to. I'm pretty sure that the intertoobies were invented specifically for making adolescent, double (triple?) entendre remarks about Alison Krauss, but maybe I'm mistaken. It's a New Attitude... Children's Fark!

i'd like to split open and melt all over her.. if i could, i would.

LewDux:

P.S... Just out of curiosity, who is it that greenlights exactly the type of headline that has traditionally ellicited precisely the kind of responses you're referring to?

LewDux is an attention whoring buzzkill FARK spammer who dreams of being a moderator but never will be.

LewDux is doing a parody of Drew. Quit hating. Turn on your sarcasm detectors.

1) She has just gotten better with age

2) Who's voice is higher? Her's or Plant's?

3) Excellent version! I like the album video better cuz its got close ups of Allison plus some slim girl in silhouette just
SHAKIN' IT!

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'd like to have sex with her.

What? What did I say?

Glenlivid: She seems really cool and down to earth...unlike so many women I have known.

...and I'd bang her like Neil Peart on crack.

Exactly what is it like to bang Neil Peart on crack?

/Enquiring minds want to know...

"...as if I were Neil Peart on crack."

But, I suppose Neil could bang some crack, so it's correct in spirit.

Anyway, great album. It's more Plant than Krauss as style goes. Good, traditional rock.

Proof that you don't have to be a perfect looking super-model....just a well balanced, intelligent woman to be sexy. Her voice is a gift...and I;m not really a bluegrass guy..I just know a good thing when I hear it.