4 shots? Sounds like a pretty boring drinking contest.

Three Crooked Squirrels: 4 shots? Sounds like a pretty boring drinking contest.

Hell, she experienced more shots than that in Bosnia.

Three Crooked Squirrels: 4 shots? Sounds like a pretty boring drinking contest.

Maybe the shots there are larger than what we would recognize... sounds like fun and it's nice to see them as more human.

Oh noes! Vodka-goggles!!!

Vodak.

/pet peeve

This is the only woman I want to have a drinking contest with

exparrot: This is the only woman I want to have a drinking contest with

Go. I know she'd put you under the table. I'd put 10,000 rupees on it.

wait...4 shots? In my prime that would barely even give me a buzz. Neither of them should be president.

exparrot: This is the only woman I want to have a drinking contest with

Nice to see she's in the new Indy movie. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000261/

Had a crush on her since Animal House.

also hillary used to be in a band

Why anyone in the world would be interested in these regressive Republicans (McCain AND Clinton) is beyond me.

ajl_mo: exparrot: This is the only woman I want to have a drinking contest with

Nice to see she's in the new Indy movie. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000261/

Had a crush on her since Animal House.

That has been on TV a lot recently, and I was racking my brain trying to figure out how I knew her. Thanks for the memory jog.

/never been a vodka fan
//gin for all!
/obviously had a few tonight already

Three Crooked Squirrels: 4 shots? Sounds like a pretty boring drinking contest.

Yeah, that's not exactly a "contest." Maybe McCain bet her she couldn't drink four shots, and she won because she did? Either way, it's pretty goddamned pedestrian.

wait...4 shots? In my prime that would barely even give me a buzz. Neither of them should be president.

Neither of them will.

Lenny and Carl:
Neither of them will.

Of course not. Ron Paul will sprinkle his magic constitution dust on the GOP convention and get the nod. Over that the Dem convention, Captain Planet will get Al Gore the nomination.

They will both be beaten by the Green Party candidate, Cynthia McKinney.

/No, you can't have what I'm drinking
//It looks like it's too late to avoid heading over the cliff, does it really matter who is in the driver's seat?

How do you win a drinking competition in 4 shots? First one to drink two, then snort two (one in each nostril) wins.

Nose-shooters. Gets you drunk.

EngineerAU: <b>Lenny and Carl:</b> <i>
Neither of them will.</i>

Of course not. Ron Paul will sprinkle his magic constitution dust on the GOP convention and get the nod. Over that the Dem convention, Captain Planet will get Al Gore the nomination.

They will both be beaten by the Green Party candidate, Cynthia McKinney.

/No, you can't have what I'm drinking
//It looks like it's too late to avoid heading over the cliff, does it really matter who is in the driver's seat?

Short answer: yes.

At least Obama will tell everyone to put on their seatbelts, and hopefully try the breaks. It might not do shiat, but it's better than hitting the gas.

Tenebreux: How do you win a drinking competition in 4 shots? First one to drink two, then snort two (one in each nostril) wins.

Nose-shooters. Gets you drunk.

Yeah, but they're still not as effective as anus-shooters.

Lucille Bluth laughs at their so-called contest. But, she's gotta get back to rehab.

I've suddenly got this blissful envisionment of Marion Ravenwood vs. Lucille Bluth.

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: I've suddenly got this blissful envisionment of Marion Ravenwood vs. Lucille Bluth.

That would be a tough call, but I think I would go with Lucille out of loyalty to Arrested.

/At first I thought this woman was mocking us and pretending to be godzilla, and then I realized she was just out of vodka

Lionel Mandrake: Oh noes! Vodka-goggles!!!

They've been having an affair for 10 years now.

It didn't last long because they were dodging sniper fire.