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(London Times) Asinine British guy who killed a doctor with a hammer may be released from prison, due to Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery   (timesonline.co.uk) divider line 68
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Calamormine [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 01:06:04 PM  
img227.imageshack.us

Approves.

 
wxgeek [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 01:34:53 PM  
Wow. +1.

 
jjorsett 2008-05-17 02:14:40 PM  
But he mustn't be so oh-oh-oh.

 
Mr.Insightful 2008-05-17 02:16:37 PM  
Yeah, and Sirhan Sirhan is eligible for parole as well. He's been so since day one of his sentence.

It's only Asinine if they actually let this guy out.

 
Get Lost 2008-05-17 02:17:04 PM  
In modern times, we use air assisted hammers.

/More nails quicker and time for a smoke after.
/But even the hammer bit in the nail gun will make quite a few holes on it's own.

 
phlegmmo 2008-05-17 02:17:46 PM  
Reginald Wilson, 42, killed the doctor with 17 hammer blows to the head after tricking his way into his home.

Bangers and mash.

 
ah3133 2008-05-17 02:17:48 PM  
Hammer killer could be freed soon after judge revokes 'whole life' tariff

Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
who killed the hammer?
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
who killed the hammer?

tbn0.google.com

 
jjorsett 2008-05-17 02:18:02 PM  
Lawyers for Wilson said in the application to overturn the whole-life tariff that at the time there had been medical evidence showing that he suffered from an "untreatable psychopathic disorder".

Yeah, that sounds like a good reason to let him out.

 
Satchel_Brown 2008-05-17 02:18:06 PM  
Must have painted some good testimonial pictures.

/oh oh oh ohhh

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 02:18:11 PM  
I thought doctors just regenerated when you killed them.

 
P Bateman 2008-05-17 02:19:04 PM  
Lawyers for Wilson said in the application to overturn the whole-life tariff that at the time there had been medical evidence showing that he suffered from an "untreatable psychopathic disorder".

See? its not his fault. Also I've always thought if I were to do something like this I'd have a steel mallet in the right hand and a meat cleaver in the left. He came pretty close though.

 
ironic_followup 2008-05-17 02:20:32 PM  
dillenger69: I thought doctors just regenerated when you killed them.

especially the ones with british accents.

/gallifrey

 
mdbuff12 2008-05-17 02:21:22 PM  
17 blows? Lizzie Borden unimpressed.

/Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her father 40 whacks
When she'd seen what she had done
She gave her mother 41

 
Griswold 2008-05-17 02:22:07 PM  
Plaaaaaaaaay Ball!

/obscure?

 
Lambeau 2008-05-17 02:22:23 PM  
www.findagrave.com

Bang, bang!

/Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hotlinks Club Band

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 02:23:03 PM  
http://Mr.Insightful/:

Yeah, and Sirhan Sirhan is eligible for parole as well. He's been so since day one of his sentence.



Sirhan Sirhan has been eligible for parole since the day he was sentenced?

 
Beatles1964t 2008-05-17 02:24:25 PM  
+1 Subby

/doot doot do do do

 
Hosebeatings 2008-05-17 02:27:00 PM  
What ever happened to "the Queen's/King's pleasure" or "as it pleases the Queen/King" as a sentence?

 
xria 2008-05-17 02:28:05 PM  
jjorsett

Lawyers for Wilson said in the application to overturn the whole-life tariff that at the time there had been medical evidence showing that he suffered from an "untreatable psychopathic disorder".

Yeah, that sounds like a good reason to let him out.


The judge isn't letting him out, he is letting him apply for parole. He is still on a life sentance, so he can still die of old age still in jail, that is up to the parole hearings he has. As the judge alluded to, it was a fairly nasty murder, but there are lots of those that don't get whole life tariffs. The guy got a WLT purely because the Home Secretary got involved because of media attention around the case, which isn't exactly a good way to decide sentancing.

Now of course, if you want to complain that the lack of prison places in the UK is leading to unacceptable pressure on the parole system to let out more people than they should, and that this is risking creating more avoidable victims of crime, I won't argue that point, but the law should be as consistent as possible, and not bow down to pressure from media organisations to pump up sentance lengths on the particular cases they happen to take interest in.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 02:28:08 PM  
I think writing *snerk* fifty times "I must not be so" would be punishment enough.

 
bricksandwind0ws 2008-05-17 02:28:38 PM  
Anyone else get creeped out by that song? Paul is supposed to be the happy-go-lucky one and then there's Maxwell's Silver Hammer. It's got the upbeat, happy tune, but the lyrics are so dark.

 
beoswulf 2008-05-17 02:28:56 PM  
Well releasing murderers is one way to keep the incarceration rates lower than America's. China's method works too.

 
TheOkapi 2008-05-17 02:29:04 PM  
Actual startled laughter from that line. +1

 
Thenewone 2008-05-17 02:30:27 PM  
Sorry, I'm new to this...who are rose and valerie?

 
lotustuned 2008-05-17 02:31:02 PM  
Hosebeatings: What ever happened to "the Queen's/King's pleasure" or "as it pleases the Queen/King" as a sentence?

Parliament.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 02:31:58 PM  
Griswold
Plaaaaaaaaay Ball!

/obscure?


Probably is, but not to me.

"Do you know what it takes to kill a human being, Mr. Weathers? Oh, I'm not talking about two brutes bashing each other's brains in out of some primitive passion. I'm talking about the kind of detachment that allows a man to take an ordinary hammer, and with clinical precision, split the skull, revealing the medulla. And the while the victim remains alive...even aware. I'm talking about the kind of act that can only be performed by a man who has absolute clarity of mind. Such a man is to be admired...revered. And much feared. But if you think I am such a man, then you are greatly mistaken. Oh, I simply tell you this so you know the kind of man you're looking for..."


/best I could do from memory
//underappreciated movie

 
Inibrius 2008-05-17 02:32:02 PM  
One has to wonder what PC Thirty One has to say

/ohhh oh-oh-oh

 
sinceyoudied2 2008-05-17 02:32:30 PM  
Thenewone: Sorry, I'm new to this...who are rose and valerie?

Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles. Play it.

 
jenlen [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 02:32:55 PM  
Thenewone: Sorry, I'm new to this...who are rose and valerie?

They are screaming from the gallery that Maxwell must go free!

/but the judge does not agree
//and he tells them so
///whoa oh oh

 
davynelson 2008-05-17 02:36:52 PM  
oh man

there is one judge who's gonna be sayin "DOH"
at some point in the future.



GUARAN-FUKKIN-TEED

 
ah3133 2008-05-17 02:44:32 PM  
i made fun of some canadian musicians earlier in the thread, but i do love this band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RHf07SA3vg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEpSecRuhmc

 
Tarkus31 2008-05-17 02:45:53 PM  
Dang, got beaten to all the good Maxwell references.

\Maybee he was angry at the victim for studying metaphysical science in her home?
\\Got nothing....really...that was a stretch....

 
NathanielTaggart 2008-05-17 02:47:56 PM  

 
Captain Darling 2008-05-17 02:49:42 PM  
P Bateman: Lawyers for Wilson said in the application to overturn the whole-life tariff that at the time there had been medical evidence showing that he suffered from an "untreatable psychopathic disorder".

See? its not his fault. Also I've always thought if I were to do something like this I'd have a steel mallet in the right hand and a meat cleaver in the left. He came pretty close though.


If it's not his fault and it's not treatable, it's more important to keep him locked up, not less.

 
Mr.Insightful 2008-05-17 02:50:13 PM  
DrBenwaySirhan Sirhan has been eligible for parole since the day he was sentenced?

California had a law at the time, since changed, that prevented sentences to life without the possibility of parole. So on the day he went to prison, Sirhan Sirhan could look forward to his next parole board hearing.

He's gone zero for dozens, but he can always look forward to his next hearing, when they'll tell him no.

 
ah3133 2008-05-17 02:50:46 PM  
ah3133: i made fun of some canadian musicians earlier in the thread, but i do love this band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RHf07SA3vg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEpSecRuhmc


lol! wrong thread, my bad

 
Mr.Insightful 2008-05-17 02:51:14 PM  
Sorry. Fubar html.

 
Burchill 2008-05-17 02:53:07 PM  
Nice headline. But I hate that song.

 
pawn 2008-05-17 02:55:37 PM  
He never dunnit! He only said he dunnit so they'd take the rat out of his anus!

www.haisdeaks.com

 
Zed-ex 2008-05-17 02:58:28 PM  
Very well done subby I laughed out loud or lol as the hip kids say

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-17 03:00:42 PM  
lotustuned: Hosebeatings: What ever happened to "the Queen's/King's pleasure" or "as it pleases the Queen/King" as a sentence?

Parliament.


It still applies for young offenders who would otherwise face life imprisonment(p) and in cases where the usual tariff is felt to be insufficient, but, yes, it is decided by the Home Secretary, rather than the Queen.

 
P Bateman 2008-05-17 03:04:11 PM  
Captain Darling: P Bateman: Lawyers for Wilson said in the application to overturn the whole-life tariff that at the time there had been medical evidence showing that he suffered from an "untreatable psychopathic disorder".

See? its not his fault. Also I've always thought if I were to do something like this I'd have a steel mallet in the right hand and a meat cleaver in the left. He came pretty close though.

If it's not his fault and it's not treatable, it's more important to keep him locked up, not less.


No way, we need these people out there killing. We just need to educate them properly so they'll kill undesirables instead of doctors.

 
gwowen 2008-05-17 03:19:21 PM  
Justice Tugendhat said: "It is right that Hutchinson should remain in prison for the rest of his life by way of punishment.
If this sentence had been at the beginning rather than the end, the whole article would be way less sensationalised. The Times used to be "the paper of record." fark that scum-sucking whoremonger Rupert Murdoch for destroying a reputation for quality reporting that lasted 200 years.

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 03:22:53 PM  
ne2d: I think writing *snerk* fifty times "I must not be so" would be punishment enough.

Bonus points for including the "snerk."

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 03:23:21 PM  
Nice one, subby!

I just got a CD copy of Abbey Road this past week.

 
antialias [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 03:23:23 PM  
Best headline of the day.

 
rkane1 2008-05-17 03:27:33 PM  
Dr. O'Dwyer,
time to have your head smashed in
with my new hammer

 
naturalbornworldshaker 2008-05-17 03:46:03 PM  
NathanielTaggart: Classic Maxwell Flash Video (new window)

I've never seen that before. That was great.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 04:24:05 PM  
Maybe not the headline of the year but DEFINATLY in the top ten!

 
MasonL87 2008-05-17 04:24:32 PM  
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239712

That is all

 
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