A pun AND a reference to Chappaquiddick?

+1 for you

Well played submitter, well played.

+1

Meh.. I submitted this with a more besotted headline..

Good headline.

indeed!

Fabulous.

+1

Really, this one? Ok.

/IV of scotch, stat!

Fark'd already?

This was my favorite of all two hundred that were posted. Glad it got the green.

+1 indeed

article not there, dude

Farked already

I see my error. I submitted this with a tasteful headline.

/Never again

I don't need a witty headline to think Ted Kennedy having a stroke is funny but it sure doesn't hurt.

Nevermind, IE just crapped out on me.

What is it with these Kennedy's and head injuries?

/just sayin...

Working link on MSNBC:

Link (new window)

jjorsett: I see my error. I submitted this with a tasteful headline.

/Never again

Yeah, what the hell were you thinking? Take it to Digg.

Stay classy Republicans

send him a 40, STAT!

Strokes aren't funny, but +1 for the pun anyway.

Good night, Drunken man...

Guessing his liver finally said 'Fark it!'

keaton01: Farked already

Pulled up fine for me. Obivously you're not rich enough or come from an important enough family to get access to Cape Cod Online.

And before you ask... They know. Oh, they know.

Too bad Arlen Specter is busy with the NFL, because if Teddy dies Arlen won't be able to examine the Single Boilermaker Theory.

I like how CNN's "first images" of the incident was just showing some newspaper's main page with a single picture of it on the screen.

I am an appreciator of humor, so +1.

Also, to anyone who ever biatches again about Liberals making fun of Republicans who get injured or die but not democrats, this thread will always be submitted in rebuttal.

It's not a compound (new window)!

Errah

Politicians always time this stuff for the weekend so the news and talking heads can't get ahold of it quickly.

In before accusations of Clinton being behind it somehow...

Trying to keep his head above water.

I've got 20 bucks on polonium poisoning.

Old enough to know better: Guessing his liver finally said 'Fark it!'

But, will it do it live?

Magnificent headline.

little big man: Magnificent tasteless headline.

The Fox News chick just called him a Matriarch. *snert*

This is as funny as when Reagan got shot!!

God at least the other 2 members of his family had the decency to die younger.

So now he's staggering around and talking incoherently?

Hobodeluxe: Stay classy Republicans

This is a thread about Ted Kennedy and you are telling the Republicans to "stay classy?"

C'mon.

mtman900: I am an appreciator of humor, so +1.

Also, to anyone who ever biatches again about Liberals making fun of Republicans who get injured or die but not democrats, this thread will always be submitted in rebuttal.

Hell, I'm as liberal as they come and I love this headline.

DarnoKonrad: little big man: Magnificent tasteless headline.

Theres a difference?

Say 'hi' to Mary-Jo, Teddy.

Headline made me smile. I'm surprised at the lack of freepers, though. Usually they'd be all over this.

One less superdelegate for Obama? Start the Hillary conspiracies!

/Hope he gets better.

From another one of TFAs ...

"Kennedy had preventive surgery at Boston's Massachusetts General Hospital in October to unclog a partially blocked carotid artery in his neck.

The blockage was discovered during a routine check of Kennedy's back and spine, doctors said. A blocked carotid artery can lead to a stroke and death, they said."

Romero got scooped again.

vegaswench: The Fox News chick just called him a Matriarch. *snert*

yeah well that's not unexpected. at this point it's just sad.
there are a lot of sad ,petty people in the world.

I liked this headline better:

"Sen. Kennedy rushed to hospital after suffering an apparent stroke. Apparently was having no feeling on his right side"

Smarter. Not mine.

Give him an IV of 15-year Glenlivet. He'll bounce right back.

Like Popeye.

/Ted Kennedy is the Bender of the human world. He uses booze for fuel.

I wonder if the libs will make fools out of themselves at his funeral like at Wellstone's.