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(AP) Spiffy Fun cable television series, successful concert tour, hosting the Academy of Country Music Awards for the tenth time... is there anything country music's favorite redhead can't do?   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 34
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Navin R Johnson 2008-05-17 11:01:15 AM  
Willie Nelson has a cable TV series?

/The Stranger FTW

 
AuntofDogface [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 11:16:07 AM  
I don't really like country music, but due to its ties to early rock & roll, I respect it. Reba is one of the goddesses of the genre. She's right up there with Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton, etc.

 
strutin [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 11:16:22 AM  
Fly a plane?

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 11:20:18 AM  
Act.

 
whatshisname 2008-05-17 11:21:45 AM  
Write her name in the snow?

 
love-m'-beer [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 11:32:46 AM  
whatshisname: Write her name in the snow?

I LOL'd.

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 11:33:17 AM  
Is there anything country music's favorite redhead can't do?

Have a top lip?

 
ChrisPC 2008-05-17 11:34:24 AM  
Her show wasn't on cable, it was on WB/CW (which is pretty close).

 
PATS0707 2008-05-17 11:35:31 AM  
zappaisfrank: Is there anything country music's favorite redhead can't do?

Have a top lip?


Cross the Mason/Dixon line?

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 11:39:28 AM  
img.gactv.com

NO TOP LIP!

 
DrySocket [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 11:44:45 AM  
Vote Democrat?

 
ChrisPC 2008-05-17 12:01:34 PM  
DrySocket: Vote Democrat?

Actually, most country singers are closet Democrats, even Toby Keith. Al Gore is from Nashville, after all. BTW, a lot of them are in another closet.

 
paygun 2008-05-17 12:07:21 PM  
She can't fool me with that retarded accent. There's one.

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2008-05-17 12:10:44 PM  
Defeat El Nino.

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2008-05-17 12:21:25 PM  
Sorry, I'm gonna go with FAIL on this subby... if only for the fact it's basically a fluff headline. Kind of much ado about nothing.

/freelances for both CMT and GAC
//at GAC right now digitizing
///just call me Yojimbo!

www.anime.com

 
doctorwormwood 2008-05-17 12:40:26 PM  
You sir win the internets... seriously her mouth, face and demeanor have irritated me for EVER!!!..

zappaisfrank 2008-05-17 11:33:17 AM
Is there anything country music's favorite redhead can't do?

Have a top lip?

 
janene1242 2008-05-17 12:47:32 PM  
Jesus, did her publicist write the headline?

/big, fat, country-lovin' FAIL

 
GibbyTheMole 2008-05-17 01:11:09 PM  
"is there anything country music's favorite redhead can't do?"

Um... Sing like a normal human, in pitch, without the weird hillbilly vocal histrionics?

 
NYZooMan 2008-05-17 01:24:22 PM  
love-m'-beer: whatshisname: Write her name in the snow?

I LOL'd.


She's a country girl. I wouldn't put it past her.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-05-17 01:26:12 PM  
Whenever I hear her name, I always get a vision of Speedy Gonzales running around going, "Reba! Reba!"

 
lasercannon 2008-05-17 01:26:23 PM  
Match the carpet

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 01:45:02 PM  
Play music that I'm interested in listening to?

 
gregGr 2008-05-17 02:13:34 PM  
I think she looks good for 53, the lip thing is...Ummm....Interesting though.


Can't stand the music though. Country is like AC/DC, almost every song sounds like the last one.

 
Azu 2008-05-17 02:57:54 PM  
I thought this was about Neko Case :[

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2008-05-17 03:06:21 PM  
"Live ones smell worse than the dead ones!"

/obscure?

 
Balrog 2008-05-17 03:46:11 PM  
I'll always hate her for divorcing Burt Gummer.

 
Alien Robot 2008-05-17 03:55:25 PM  
You know she has a third nipple, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbieSOsMIk

/definately not a Rick Roll
//she shows it

 
Alien Robot 2008-05-17 03:56:19 PM  
Oops, wrong thread...

/Duh!
//Should have gone in the Lily Allen thread...

 
jaxwally 2008-05-17 04:16:06 PM  
I thought Carrot Top was country music's favorite redhead.

 
Marisyana 2008-05-17 05:41:43 PM  
Sing?

/loud doesn't mean good

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2008-05-17 06:50:56 PM  
Marisyana
Sing?

/loud doesn't mean good


Truly. She was the hottest thing going in country until she put out a version of the song "On My Own". It was originally recorded by Patti LaBelle and Michael McDonald, but Reba teamed up with Martina McBride, Linda Davis and Trisha Yearwood and turned it into one long audio headache. The last three minutes was nothing but the four women taking turns hollering. It was awful and the song bombed. She never really recovered from it musically.

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-05-17 08:18:13 PM  
espiaboricua: More pictures, this thread needs...

And not an upper lip in sight.
/I live in Texas, and I still loathe the lot-lizard accent.

 
galactus5000 2008-05-18 03:27:16 AM  
submitter: is there anything country music's favorite redhead can't do?

Accept the fact that I'm not going away, no matter how many so-called restraining orders she tosses my way.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-05-18 04:31:46 AM  
She can't sell a concert ticket. She hasn't toured in years.

But moneywise, she doesn't have to.

 
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