cue darwin pictures

Don't steal a canoe if you don't know how to use it. Especially if you're drunk and don't know how to swim

now you tell me ...

... and Tyler too?

Sorry about that

"Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be...argh, I don't know what I'm doin'...."

Mayo, who was not a strong swimmer, drowned in water 4 to 6 feet deep

LOL

All he had to do was put his feet down.

Sinko de Mayo

Somebody filled the sink with Mayo!

4 to 6 feet of water?

Dude, just jump up a little from time to time.

A canoe thread is worthless without pics of the big headed banjo boy from deliverance.

Driver: Sinko de Mayo

Cheers!

karmaceutical: ... and Tyler too?

Awesome

If he wasn't dead, You better believe that would be a paddlin.

I'd get awfully pissy is someone stole my canoe. My wife and I canoed the Mississippi River in 2005. I'm retardly attached to my gear now.

http://SourcetoSea.net

again? last month it was two construction guys who stole their client's canoe and drowned while drunk and neither was a swimmer. That also happened in Floriduh, no surprise there. Is there a time limitation on a trifecta?

danno_to_infinity:
I was thinking the same thing. What is it about Floridah-ns who can't swim and canoes? I don't see the attraction. But, then again, I'm not in Floridah.

Hey, Welcome to the Machine, where did you get that Bevis & Butthead pic?

If you don't know how to swim, your parents were a failure.

If you are stupid enough to get in a canoe when you don't know how to swim, the world is probably better off without you.

If you are a thief in this situation, I will actively root for you to drown.

Whats up with people who don't know how to swim? I understand non young people not knowing.. my grandma never learned how to swim.

Maybe I'm just bitter from all the swimming lessons and the instructors always making me do bobbing things and float on my back.

spidermilk: Whats up with people who don't know how to swim? I understand non young people not knowing.. my grandma never learned how to swim.

Maybe I'm just bitter from all the swimming lessons and the instructors always making me do bobbing things and float on my back.

Surprisingly, I can believe the not knowing how to swim more than the not knowing how to use a farking canoe

Srsly? The've got to be one of the simplest forms of transportation known to man. Sure, you might get dunked ONCE when you're learning if you lean over too far, but I swear, they are ten times easier to use than, say, a little red wagon or a shopping cart.

/loves canoeing
//had canoe classes in high school gym, flat water and white water :)

Such a tragedy. Three drunks steal a canoe, and only one drowns. Darwin needs better aim. Too bad rescuers didn't know the full situation and let the other two punks drown too.