GIMME A WHOPPER!

Just read it. Kind of cute in a sad way.

Probably was a pre-op tranney getting money for her hormones. They're the usual suspects. You never know though. Just because I guy puts on a red suit doesn't mean he's Sandy Claus.

Have it your way!

FTFA: ",but he's pretty," Robertson said.

That's one good-lookin man!

And if you look at the rims -- you know that's not a Ford or GM.

Just check to see if he left any tranny fluid behind.

Burger Queen?

phlegmmo: And if you look at the rims -- you know that's not a Ford or GM.

Just check to see if he left any tranny fluid behind.

BRAVO! Well played.

arghh ...
masculinity ...
... threatened ...
must ...
... watch ...
football ...

"By looking at the vehicle pull up, we can tell that's a pickup," WDSU crime and safety specialist Howard Robertson said. "And if you look at the rims -- you know that's not a Ford or GM."

And you can tell it's a man by the whopper under the dress.

Joed112784: GIMME A WHOPPER!

I LOL'd.

An Indian or one of the Jolly Bunch?

Twice submitted, twice redlit. I'm beginning to think there's someone out there who doesn't like me anymore.

You don't mess with a chick who's packin', they're fierce.

someone in that community will know this guy, especially if they see him on the TV

Or, the internets. Or the Google!

FTA: Security cameras showed the man, wearing a dress with a revealing bust line and hair barrettes, climbed through the takeout window at a Burger King on May 11.

Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
Hey You, Hey You
Came to this world by caesarean section
Hey You, Hey You
Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
Hey You, Hey You
Now it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey You,
Things aren't what they seem.

deadapostle: Twice submitted, twice redlit. I'm beginning to think there's someone out there who doesn't like me anymore.

it's not they they don't like you, it's ... well, yeah, they don't just don't like you.

As I watched the news clip from the link...I couldn't help but think to myself...

"So, what you're saying, Mr. Detective, is that you have no idea how the hades you're gonna find this 'guy'."

he seemed absolutely clueless and was just blowing steam up my ass...

/mmmm...steamy ass

Headline: Drag queen robs Burger King

That is a winning, "Headless body found in topless bar"-quality headline.

FTFA:

Security cameras showed the man, wearing a dress with a revealing bust line and hair barrettes, climbed through the takeout window at a Burger King on May 11

What's wrong with using the door?

Gimme a chicken sandwich and waffle fries...FOR FREE!

"Robertson said the thief is probably a genuine cross-dresser because his necklace matched the dress, his nails appeared to be painted and the wig was well made."

I'm glad to see WMTW hired a guy who's clearly up on Transgender knowledge.

Pillager: "Robertson said the thief is probably a genuine cross-dresser because his necklace matched the dress, his nails appeared to be painted and the wig was well made."

I'm glad to see WMTW hired a guy who's clearly up on Transgender knowledge.

Perhaps it's one of those 'it takes one to know one' kinda things?

ah3133: deadapostle: Twice submitted, twice redlit. I'm beginning to think there's someone out there who doesn't like me anymore.

it's not they they don't like you, it's ... well, yeah, they don't just don't like you.

Well at least I got some confirmation. Thanks!

/covers head with tinfoil

Apparently WMTW's VTR machine doesn't have a "play slow" button, considering how she spun the wheel the entire time the expert guy was talking.

Trance750: FTFA:
What's wrong with using the door?

With take out you can come and go faster

Gummo.

Giuliani?

Ok, I can explain the case, the testosterone in the "man's" body had a violent flux towards the estrogen demanding as much meat as possible, and he/she robbed the money as well because he/she lost its shoes on the way into the window, totally explains it.

I swear I wasn't in New Orleans at the time, though I do match the description of pretty, 6'1" and 180 lbs.