ZOMG, invent the air conditioner all ready.

Man, I wish Skail would get back so we could actually use this bed...

"The Morning After A Night With UberDave"

" Gawd, it's taking them forever to invent shopping malls. "

Left to right:

"Am I sexy? Tell me I'm sexy."

"She's asking if she's sexy, again."

"I see cleavage. Huh? Did you say something."

"Cocaine's a helluva drug."

It's just that, I dunno, I'm kinda tired of being a lesbian

Caligula requests your return, ladies.

Uuuuugh, I shouldn't have ingested all that laudanum. What about you, darling? How are we feeling?

sozelle: Uuuuugh, I shouldn't have ingested all that laudanum. What about you, darling? How are we feeling?

They're just headaches!

"Which one of us is going to make Warren a sammich? I did it last time, Mrs. Jeffs the 2nd."

I'm not wearing anything? Do you girls think I'm safe for work? Or should I have been linked?

Of course you're safe for work you ninny, you were drawn 200 years ago.

Woman on bed: "If I have to hear about her new vibrator one more farkin' time, I'll kill myself.

[servant on the right] Will you be wanting any more of the well-hung house slaves, tonight?

[servant on the right] Will you be wanting any more of the well-hung house slaves, tonight?



\\now with voting (as if)

"Well, someone must know where the remote went?"

Why doesn't he call?

He will.

He won't. They never do. You've been schtupped.

Woman on right: "I take it he still hasn't call?"

TheShavingofOccam123: Why doesn't he call?

Great minds think alike.

/Must refresh before posting.

This relationship always suffers when the batteries die...

"I was just wondering about Tony. Wondering where he is. Who he is with. What he is thinking. If he is thinking of me. And if he'll ever return someday."

Not this shiat again.

"Oh god I can't wait until they invent batteries instead of a hand-crank..."

(the woman on the floor is thinking that. ARG).

"I know painting takes a long time but you really should get back to work, Ms. Liebovitz."

"So tell me one more time, Mary, what does this Elliot Spitzer guy want to do for $2,000?"

Oooh gawwddd that was good.

Oooh gawwdd that was good. (Voting enabled)

Break time on the set of "Baroque Back Mountain."

We have to stop hanging out together. These synchronous menses suck.

Servant # 3: "There be no problems or needs for sweaty brutes here on the Isle of Lesbos."

Servant # 2: "Well dammit, I have a problem, my jaws are tired."

Reclining nude: "Defenestration would be better than faking it again." The look of consternation slowly disappears from her unlined face as she ponders 'Sweaty Brutes'.

"Here, I've got these child bearing hips, and Fark she needs a shave!"

"First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me ..."
( spit )
"... blow."

I smell fish

TheShavingofOccam123: We have to stop hanging out together. These synchronous menses suck.

winnar!

"Now, THAT was a FARK Party!"

Oh nothing. Bill Cliton was going door-to-door getting votes.

"Excuse me, my lady, but judging from Serena's sudden and deep slumber coupled with her laborious breathing, it appears my lady must be suffering another furious bout with the vapors!"

"Shallst I open a window to dispel said lingering demonic oders?"

Servant on right: "I told you not to mix Tequila and Jagermeister. Now you're hung over and your dad's seen you on the internet"

HELLO... hello ... ello.... elo... lo


(my best typed echo)
Get it?

Chick Number One: "GAHHHH...two weeks until the next episode of Battlestar?! Frakking hell, I'm so bored."

Chick Number Two: "Well, Stargate: Atlantis is coming on now, right...?"

Chick Number Three: "Let's turn off the TV and read."

Oh man, that was some farked up shiat. Next time we let Sarah buy the weed.

"If only SBinRR were here, we'd all be super sexually satisfied!"

"Why doth thou haveth sand in thy vag? Methinks thou needeth to be filled out like an application."

"Oppression is soo boring"

Ice-Nine: "I was just wondering about Tony. Wondering where he is. Who he is with. What he is thinking. If he is thinking of me. And if he'll ever return someday."

Nice. Now I have to go look for that sketch...

Ether, it's a helluva' drug!

Woman on bed: How did I get such whiny-ass kids???

The Flexecutioner:
"Why doth thou haveth sand in thy vag? Methinks thou needeth to be filled out like an application."

"We're harem girls of the mysterious Orient. Why are we all talking like a bad "Ye Olde Englishe" themed television commerical?"