How can he ever say "no" to a hottie like that?
*pukes*

This is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

Is she still alive???

kill it with fire.

Wow.

Just Wow.

I haven't seen someone that farked up in many a moon... I really thought she was going to eat one.

Forget seeing bones, you can see her blood pumping at this point.

It's on YouTube?? Wow....

Too bad Britney didn't post a bunch of crazy shiat on YouTube when she was all drugged out. It would have gotten ten million hits.

Best anti-drug picture ever.

/Pot is ok though

The only way to keep people like her from marrying...



is to make them fight bears

strangeguitar: How can he ever say "no" to a hottie like that?
*pukes*

From that photo it looks like she's turning into a griffin or something. I'm almost positive she doesn't fully exist on our dimension.

I'd hit it.

With a stick.

Whilst doing my best to run away screaming in horror.

Oh god look at their fingernails! That is truly horrible.

"Don't divorce me....just give me your BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!"

Ok, so well this is another appropriate thread to post this picture in.

Amy Winehouse

Holy crap! She's actually married? I know nothing about this "singer" other than what I've seen/read here at Fark. But I am blown away. Who would marry this freak? I'd probably hang around for the drugs for a while---but marry her? Hell, no!

Has anyone noticed she's starting to get a bit skanky?

NYZooMan: Has anyone noticed she's starting to get a bit skanky?

why no, whatever do you mean?

Nothing wrong with her that isn't wrong with millions of other people around the world. She's ignoring reality in favour of her own version of it -- the one where she's still healthy and strong, and can give this up any time she wants to.

/but she doesn't want to, yet
//only difference: she has the money (for now) to do it in style

I thought she was the one doing the divorce. Eh, I'd dump her. Couldn't afford the drug/bail bonds.

I'm glad that England has someone comparable if not worse than Britney Spears at her most unstable.

UberNeuman (mock amy winehouse epitaph)

She's... she's younger than me?

Batewoman
She's... she's younger than me?

That's what I said when I learned her age.

Only I began my statement with "Holy shiat" and concluded it with "Oh that poor fark-up."

Batewoman: UberNeuman (mock amy winehouse epitaph)

She's... she's younger than me?


dear farkin' lord ... that ... *creature* ... is 2 years OLDER than me?! I hope to all the gods listening out there that I don't turn 25 and overnight become as bat-ugly as her.

/will have nightmares tonight, thanks Farkers

His dick must be laced with crack+heroin, because shes been on fast track to an epic fail since being with him.

Its crazy how much influence the people around you really have.

This looks like a job for...
aw, fark it. All the superpowers together can't save this.

Jesus

Farking

Christ.

/That is all

I'm kind of one of those internet assholes you hear about and this doesn't really seem amusing. Just sad.

She's already in hell.

Goddammit. She used to be HOT.

Now she's the sort of creature that appears in Clive Barker's nightmares.

Oh, and here's the video of that zombie winehouse pic above. It's freakin' sad.

Link no poppy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

/rep to protect

oh_noes111: Oh, and here's the video of that zombie winehouse pic above. It's freakin' sad.

Link no poppy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

/rep to protect

Dick.

wild9,

Your pic is freaking me out.

And I'm not even stoned.

Maddogjew: Best anti-drug picture ever.

/Pot is ok though

You know, I'm looking at the "before" pic, and I'm in a fappin' state of mind...
/After pic cured me.

I thought it was rather touching and sincere.

After seeing countless "Amy Winehouse: Crackwhore" threads, please allow me to submit my plan to return Amy Winehouse to her "before" status, as shown in Maddogjew's picture:

1- kidnap Amy Winehouse
2- take her to my remote secret fortress
3- dip her in an ultra-concentrated antibiotic bath
4- feed her sammiches
5- ???????
6- profit!

That's entertainment!

Manticore1023: After seeing countless "Amy Winehouse: Crackwhore" threads, please allow me to submit my plan to return Amy Winehouse to her "before" status, as shown in Maddogjew's picture:

1- kidnap Amy Winehouse
2- take her to my remote secret fortress
3- dip her in an ultra-concentrated antibiotic bath
4- feed her sammiches
5- ???????
6- profit!

You forget step 2.5:

implant some futuristic cyber livers that'll filter out all the narcotics she'll ingest once she gets out.

hA!

Did she text it?

"PLZ DNt dvrc3 m3! Drgs R bd mkay? ISRRY. xoxox rite bk k???"

she's killing herself a little bit at a time.

I dont see any way she is gonna live to be 30.

From the link: "The pair's carry on is eerily reminiscent of legendary 70s crackheads..."

'70s crackheads?!? There was no crack until the '80s. Freebasing, yes. Crack, no.

NYZooMan: Has anyone noticed she's starting to get a bit skanky?


You owe me a new keyboard. Genius.