They can recreate the Tarzan, Tonto & Frankenstein bit with the same dialogue using Bush, McCain and Cheney respectively.

/Ron Paul

Lorne is kinder than me, I would ask him to lay in a coffin.

What do you want? I'm busy.

Man. What do they WANT from the guy? It's not like he's Rudy Giuliani, eh? THAT sucker ran into a dainty frock every chance he got. Stopped being funny after awhile.

Maybe they'll re-do the "Oops! I Crapped My Pants" commercial! =D

mikebellman: They can recreate the Tarzan, Tonto & Frankenstein bit with the same dialogue using Bush, McCain and Cheney respectively.

/Ron Paul



FIRE BAD!

burndtdan:

FIRE BAD!



/ "If I see one more shirttail flapping while I'm captain of this ship - woe betide the sailor; woe betide the OOD; and woe betide the morale officer. I kid you not."

Frankly, I don't see how an SNL appearance could get me to vote for him. That said, I wouldn't want to wear a dress on TV either.

I'm not going to piss of my mother like that. Thats right, I listen to my momma.

I don't really want to see Mccain in a dress - thanks anyways.

Party Boy I think you would look hawt in a little off-the-shoulder number though.

Have him wave his hands in the air like he just don't care.

where is the pic of McCain with a pancake on his head? I can't find it.

Over/under on days until Olbermann taking "McCain yelling 'PANCAKES' randomly because he's senile" and using it on "Countdown" - 5

robsul82: Over/under on days until Olbermann taking "McCain yelling 'PANCAKES' randomly because he's senile" and using it on "Countdown" - 5

3 (ie...Monday's episode)

Lionel Mandrake: robsul82: Over/under on days until Olbermann taking "McCain yelling 'PANCAKES' randomly because he's senile" and using it on "Countdown" - 5

3 (ie...Monday's episode)

Oh, one can only dream. How his taking my redlit "In the Year 2000" headline warmed my heart.

Angry man yells at cloud!

Wonder would happen if McCain started going senile...

Wearing a dress on national television crosses that line.

Well, you have to have the legs for it...

/and the right shoes

John McCain is out of touch. SNL hasn't been funny since Chris Farley died.

People still watch SNL?

Tell him to shake it like a polaroid picture.

Sock it to ME? /Not obscure.

Fart_Machine: People still watch SNL?

Well, the media does, and they take SNL's criticism of its political coverage SERIOUSLY. See - "should we ask Barack if he needs another pillow?" for more information, or go to your local library.

/RAAAAAAINBOW

Good for him!

Don't whore yourself out for a laugh.

/Got my vote.

FTA: "I think Senator Obama has done a very good job with young voters; we have to do a good job as well," McCain said, referring to the leading Democratic presidential contender, Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois.

It's a good thing they specified that it was Senator BARACK Obama, not the other Senator Obama.

misleading headline

Michaels or SNL didn't ask him to wear a dress
/just sayin

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: John McCain is out of touch. SNL hasn't been funny since Chris Farley died the 70's.

It doesn't really matter who wins the Presidency, none of them have a clue what the hell they're doing.

robsul82: Lionel Mandrake: robsul82: Over/under on days until Olbermann taking "McCain yelling 'PANCAKES' randomly because he's senile" and using it on "Countdown" - 5

3 (ie...Monday's episode)

Oh, one can only dream. How his taking my redlit "In the Year 2000" headline warmed my heart.

I dunno, you think he'd give up on "old man yells at cloud"?

;
This Biatch sold out and she is loooozing anyways !
HAHAHA ;
;

ravenlore: robsul82: Lionel Mandrake: robsul82: Over/under on days until Olbermann taking "McCain yelling 'PANCAKES' randomly because he's senile" and using it on "Countdown" - 5

3 (ie...Monday's episode)

Oh, one can only dream. How his taking my redlit "In the Year 2000" headline warmed my heart.

I dunno, you think he'd give up on "old man yells at cloud"?

KO makes plenty of elderly/senile jokes, "Old Man Yells at Cloud" included, I'm sure he can squeeze it in between Grampa Simpson Quote #854 and "Senator Dole...oops, Senator McCain..."

As long as he's an old white man, I'm happy.



Signed,

Middle America

My girlfriend is trying to get me to wear a skirt into the bedroom, so I'm getting...



The fark out!

To all the candidates:

Stop. Stop trying to pretend you're "one of us". You're not an actor. You're not a bowler. You're not a comedian. I don't want to have a beer with you. I don't want you to placate me with promises of "hope". I want you to give me substantive reasons why you are the best person to lead this country. I understand WHY you do it. Idiots vote on superficial reasons and it's damn near impossible to win a presidential election without carrying the idiot vote (due to their numbers). All I'm saying is, it's not going to help you win MY vote.

FTA: McCain has already targeted young voters by participating in a televised youth townhall meeting, as well as a popular campaign blog being written by his daughter Meghan. The 23-year-old is on the campaign trail with two girlfriends who take pictures and shoot video.

I thought Cheney was the one with the gay daughter.

:)

davynelson 2008-05-16 08:32:17 PM
As long as he's an old white man, I'm happy.

Signed,

Middle America

So what are you saying, that no one in Middle America would vote for Obama? (I guess you missed the primaries...) Or that people who vote for McCain are only voting for him because he's an old white man? I hope it's both, because then I can call you a double idiot.

I didn't realize that, as a young person, my vote was swayed by men in dresses.

Young people watch SNL?

/their cunning plan, I don't think they've thought it thru

therewasahue: To all the candidates:

Stop. Stop trying to pretend you're "one of us". You're not an actor. You're not a bowler. You're not a comedian. I don't want to have a beer with you. I don't want you to placate me with promises of "hope". I want you to give me substantive reasons why you are the best person to lead this country. I understand WHY you do it. Idiots vote on superficial reasons and it's damn near impossible to win a presidential election without carrying the idiot vote (due to their numbers). All I'm saying is, it's not going to help you win MY vote.

Unfortunately, this could be rephrased "Stop doing what will help you get elected, and start doing what I want, which will hurt your chances at election, but endear you to... well... me."

A lot of us feel the same way, but it's a little silly to expect this kind of paean to be heard.

therewasahue: davynelson 2008-05-16 08:32:17 PM
As long as he's an old white man, I'm happy.

Signed,

Middle America

So what are you saying, that no one in Middle America would vote for Obama? (I guess you missed the primaries...) Or that people who vote for McCain are only voting for him because he's an old white man? I hope it's both, because then I can call you a double idiot.

I voted for Obama.

Most of Chequamegon Bay did.

Say what you will about him now, but he was kind of a bad ass back in the day

MonkeyAngst: A lot of us feel the same way, but it's a little silly to expect this kind of paean to be heard.

Doh. Plea. I meant plea.

spill_thrill:
Young people watch SNL?

/their cunning plan, I don't think they've thought it thru

He's going for the 70-and-under youth vote.

I don't like McCain... but that's pretty funny on his part.

MonkeyAngst: therewasahue: To all the candidates:

Stop. Stop trying to pretend you're "one of us". You're not an actor. You're not a bowler. You're not a comedian. I don't want to have a beer with you. I don't want you to placate me with promises of "hope". I want you to give me substantive reasons why you are the best person to lead this country. I understand WHY you do it. Idiots vote on superficial reasons and it's damn near impossible to win a presidential election without carrying the idiot vote (due to their numbers). All I'm saying is, it's not going to help you win MY vote.

Unfortunately, this could be rephrased "Stop doing what will help you get elected, and start doing what I want, which will hurt your chances at election, but endear you to... well... me."

PWNED

How about he give Hillary a BJ

therewasahue: All I'm saying is, it's not going to help you win MY vote.

Not even if he did a Robot Insurance bit?

MonkeyAngst

I know, I know. You're absolutely right. I just had to get that off my chest.

Pancakes? I thought it was WALNUTS! (new window)

McCain... jumping sharks?

drjekel_mrhyde: How about he give Hillary a BJ

eewww, dude...