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(Herald-Leader) Dumbass Bill Clinton urges Hillary supporters to ignore media, math, and reality   (kentucky.com) divider line 118
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Tabatha Static 2008-05-16 11:35:30 AM  
i27.photobucket.com

approves

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 11:59:36 AM  
slicknovel.com

The DC Billhillies don't hold with no fancy book learnin'.

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 12:04:11 PM  
images.newsmax.com

INVISIBLE SUPER DELEGATE BJ

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 12:26:46 PM  
That's some amazing stuff.

 
coma 2008-05-16 12:27:22 PM  
4 days and the real mockery can ensue. Next week will be glorious.

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 12:44:18 PM  
This is fraud.

He is deliberately misleading voters in order to get contributions. If he doesn't watch it he's going to get sued.

 
cmartine 2008-05-16 02:29:32 PM  
img136.imageshack.us

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 02:30:26 PM  
quickdraw: This is fraud.

He is deliberately misleading voters in order to get contributions. If he doesn't watch it he's going to get sued.


it's scummy, but I don't think it's illegal.

 
cmartine 2008-05-16 02:31:11 PM  
God Farking Almighty I hate this Biatch!
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img297.imageshack.us

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-05-16 02:32:58 PM  
www.dtdstudios.com

 
CravenMorehead 2008-05-16 02:33:02 PM  
"They've tried to bury her more times than a cat's got lives," Clinton said.

That's right Bill, even if she was a cat she'd be dead by now.

 
importedbeer 2008-05-16 02:35:01 PM  
THIS is what Bill Clinton said in Missoula

"It is shocking and somewhat embarrassing to me to see the Republicans in a more progressive position than the Democrats," Clinton said during a campaign rally for his wife, New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, who is seeking the Democratic presidential nomination.

Clinton then took a shot at the election debacle in Florida in 2000, quipping: "I never thought it would be the Democratic Party that didn't want to count votes in Florida. I thought that was a Republican strategy."

 
I_AM_M 2008-05-16 02:35:16 PM  
...and some of the things younger than Mccain:

The Golden Gate Bridge (completed in 1937), the chocolate chip cookie (invented in 1937), Scientology, the Slinky, Spam, Kodachrome, Pat Buchanan, the state of Alaska, plutonium, Bugs Bunny, the Beav, both of Barack Obama's late parents, the Salk vaccine, McDonald's, AARP, Dick Cheney, Mount Rushmore and more.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-05-16 02:36:27 PM  
Weaver95: quickdraw: This is fraud.

He is deliberately misleading voters in order to get contributions. If he doesn't watch it he's going to get sued.

it's scummy, but I don't think it's illegal.


So am I right in thinking she just wants more contributions so she can ease her own personal debt?

 
Jubeebee 2008-05-16 02:39:53 PM  
importedbeer: THIS is what Bill Clinton said in Missoula

"It is shocking and somewhat embarrassing to me to see the Republicans in a more progressive position than the Democrats," Clinton said during a campaign rally for his wife, New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, who is seeking the Democratic presidential nomination.

Clinton then took a shot at the election debacle in Florida in 2000, quipping: "I never thought it would be the Democratic Party that didn't want to count votes in Florida. I thought that was a Republican strategy."


After Tuesday, when Obama wins a majority of pledged delegates and the Pelosi Club endorses him en masse, he'll announce that she can have her Florida and Michigan delegates seated however she likes, because it won't matter.

She's trying to get out of debt at this point.

And Ed Finnerty, that's funny.

 
guilt by association 2008-05-16 02:40:56 PM  
6/4 - Hillary concedes
6/5 - Hillary files for divorce

 
importedbeer 2008-05-16 02:41:17 PM  
Am I the only one who noticed the "puppy eyed" brunette at the centre of the photo? If so- shame on you.

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imageshack.us Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

 
TypoFlyspray 2008-05-16 02:42:01 PM  
I used to like that guy.

Bill, either go solve international problems or retire you your compound and let the world spin. Or Die. That's a popular choice for ex-Presidents. But stop trying to foist your harridan on us. It's not my johnson she found in Monika's mouth, so get her off my back.

 
Crude 2008-05-16 02:43:01 PM  
When this does finally end, I can't wait to read the many, many articles and probably books about how "tough and strong" the Hildebeast was, and how she paved the way for other women.

Except for this: Other people, namely Bill, have to do her campaigning for her. And really, when those Dumbocrats are voting for Hillary, they think they are voting for Bill again.

Stay "tough and strong" Hillary, and whatever you do, don't quit! You can grab defeat from the jaws of defeat! Don't let anyone try to convince you otherwise.

 
Party Boy [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 02:45:28 PM  
guilt by association: 6/4 - Hillary concedes
6/5 - Hillary files for divorce


Ol' Bubba Clinton makes out anyway. All he gets to do for money is talk and poke his thumb out.

img291.imageshack.us
Then maybe this chick gives him a beej.

 
ridonkulous 2008-05-16 02:46:25 PM  
I noticed her right away, importedbeer.... She definitely wants his cock.

 
Ex-Republican 2008-05-16 02:49:41 PM  
Well, it efficiently targets the Bush supporters as well.

 
danlpoon 2008-05-16 02:50:24 PM  
Reasons Barack Obama will not be President

Black
Inexperienced Jr. State Senator.
Anti-gun
Weak on Crime
Unpatriotic wife
Muslim sounding name
Can't win swing voters
Ties to religious and racial extremists
supports Appeasement as defense policy
Weak on Israel
New Taxes for larger government during a recession
Smoker
Supported by PC Load Letter
NOT supported by PJ O'Rourke

Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President

California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Texas
West Virgina (ouch!)

 
moops 2008-05-16 02:52:24 PM  
danlpoon: Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President

California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Texas
West Virgina (ouch!)


Concern troll is concerned.

 
FreudulentSplit 2008-05-16 02:53:24 PM  
importedbeer: THIS is what Bill Clinton said in Missoula

I can only imagine the Clinton's campaigning in Missoula. The traffic snarls for the entourage to travel through town. I imagine the U was one of their stops.

He never came there, that I can remember either time he ran for office. Funny he has to try to finally show his face out there to try to get Hillary elected. Has the newly minted Democratic Senator from Montana declared for anyone yet?

 
danlpoon 2008-05-16 02:56:44 PM  
Concern troll is concerned.

Unimaginative post is unimaginative.

 
importedbeer 2008-05-16 03:01:34 PM  
FreudulentSplit Has the newly minted Democratic Senator from Montana declared for anyone yet?

Only 2 supers declared today- so far. Umemoto went for Clinton, Stark went for Obama.

Jon Tester of Montana hasn't endorsed/declared yet. But- he has a HUGE following with progressives. I find it hard to see him go for Hillary since Obama seems more popular among them.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-05-16 03:02:05 PM  
danlpoon: Reasons Barack Obama will not be President

Black
Inexperienced Jr. State Senator.
Anti-gun
Weak on Crime
Unpatriotic wife
Muslim sounding name
Can't win swing voters
Ties to religious and racial extremists
supports Appeasement as defense policy
Weak on Israel
New Taxes for larger government during a recession
Smoker
Supported by PC Load Letter
NOT supported by PJ O'Rourke

Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President

California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Texas
West Virgina (ouch!)


You're probably going to have to change alts soon to keep getting bites.

 
Doublespeak 2008-05-16 03:03:05 PM  
danlpoon:

California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Texas
West Virgina (ouch!)


LOL, that sure isn't very many states.

 
Linto 2008-05-16 03:03:13 PM  
danlpoon: Reasons Barack Obama will not be President

Black
Inexperienced Jr. State Senator.
Anti-gun
Weak on Crime
Unpatriotic wife
Muslim sounding name
Can't win swing voters
Ties to religious and racial extremists
supports Appeasement as defense policy
Weak on Israel
New Taxes for larger government during a recession
Smoker
Supported by PC Load Letter
NOT supported by PJ O'Rourke

Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President

California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Texas
West Virgina (ouch!)


you're a funny troll

 
Linto 2008-05-16 03:05:45 PM  
He was more believable back then
i249.photobucket.com

 
InternetLOL 2008-05-16 03:06:10 PM  
danlpoon: Reasons Barack Obama will not be President

Black
Inexperienced Jr. State Senator.
Anti-gun
Weak on Crime
Unpatriotic wife
Muslim sounding name
Can't win swing voters
Ties to religious and racial extremists
supports Appeasement as defense policy
Weak on Israel
New Taxes for larger government during a recession
Smoker
Supported by PC Load Letter
NOT supported by PJ O'Rourke

Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President

California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Texas
West Virgina (ouch!)


Reasons Barack Obama will be President:
He's winning.
He's running against Bush the Third.

Reasons Hillary Clinton will lose:
She's losing.
She's lost any momentum she once had.
She's out of money.
People aren't quite as stupid as she (and you) thinks.

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:06:34 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee: INVISIBLE SUPER DELEGATE BJ

my version from a couple months back. :-)

farm3.static.flickr.com

 
Headso 2008-05-16 03:07:13 PM  
what do you want him to say?

 
danlpoon 2008-05-16 03:08:52 PM  
You're probably going to have to change alts soon to keep getting bites.

Na. Not necessary when the material is strong. Although it's getting harder and harder as Obama's star falls. This week people have begun agreeing with me and stuff. Weired. Weird, even.

 
danlpoon 2008-05-16 03:10:29 PM  
LOL, that sure isn't very many states.

Another Obama political scientist heard from. LOL, indeed.

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:13:21 PM  
Jubeebee: After Tuesday, when Obama wins a majority of pledged delegates and the Pelosi Club endorses him en masse, he'll announce that she can have her Florida and Michigan delegates seated however she likes, because it won't matter.

She's trying to get out of debt at this point.


THIS. I want him to say exactly that. And, the debt part is certainly part of it.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-05-16 03:15:10 PM  
moops: danlpoon: Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President

California
Florida
Massachusetts
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Texas
West Virgina (ouch!)

Concern troll is concerned.


farking hilarious! Accurate and hilarious.

 
Fark Lord of the Sith 2008-05-16 03:15:36 PM  
I can't get with Bill's logic and the math seems too deep for the "voters" quoted in TFA, but I won't put it past the S.S. Clintanic crew to pull some shenanigans that scuttle the popular vote.

They say inevitable. I'd say The Aristocrats.

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:16:20 PM  
importedbeer: Am I the only one who noticed the "puppy eyed" brunette at the centre of the photo? If so- shame on you.


you are NOT the only one. just didn't mention it. thought Bill was about to hit. ;)

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:18:26 PM  
danlpoon: LOL, that sure isn't very many states.

Another Obama political scientist heard from. LOL, indeed.


I realize you're just trying to get Obama people pissed off, but I just have to ask - do you REALLY think CA, MA, NJ, NY won't vote for Obama in November?

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:19:16 PM  
TypoFlyspray: I used to like that guy.

Bill, either go solve international problems or retire you your compound and let the world spin. Or Die. That's a popular choice for ex-Presidents. But stop trying to foist your harridan on us. It's not my johnson she found in Monika's mouth, so get her off my back.


INDEED. Well, sort of. i stopped liking the guy when he started tell such OBVIOUS lies, obvious, obvious, obvious. i DID vote for him TWICE. grr.

i won't even go into all the OTHER shady reasons why i stopped liking the guy. I. Gonzales, Waco, gun-grabbing, stealing shiat from the White House, etc, etc, etc, etc.... etc.

But even with all that, fine, whatever. now?! DIAF dude.

 
johne3819 [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:19:32 PM  
danlpoon: Reasons Barack Obama will not be President

Black
Inexperienced Jr. State Senator.
Anti-gun
Weak on Crime
Unpatriotic wife
Muslim sounding name
Can't win swing voters
Ties to religious and racial extremists
supports Appeasement as defense policy
Weak on Israel
New Taxes for larger government during a recession
Smoker
Supported by PC Load Letter
NOT supported by PJ O'Rourke

Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President

California
Goes Democrat whomever is nom
Florida I'll give you this one, but I feel it could go to McCain just as easily
Massachusetts
Nevada
I think Obama got more delegates here
New Jersey New York Jr.
New York Home state - IL isn't that much smaller -push
Ohio Probably right here but again close
Pennsylvania I think either dem gets this
Tennessee Might be enough people that are racist to prevent it
Texas Again Obama got more delegates and TX is (R)
West Virgina (ouch!) This one is definitely her advantage

And Obama might bring some other states to be swing.

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:21:47 PM  
danlpoon: Reasons Barack Obama will not be President

Reasons Hillary Clinton could be President


all hail the poontroll.

 
importedbeer 2008-05-16 03:22:09 PM  
I sure am glad that there are people like things I do to my cats, ridonkulous, and party-boy know their priorities.

;)

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:23:51 PM  
Headso: what do you want him to say?

nothing. gawd. just NOTHING PLEEZE.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:24:54 PM  
That's like telling fish to live in water. Hillary's supporters, in order to be supporters at this stage, already ARE ignoring media, math, and reality.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-05-16 03:25:47 PM  
danlpoon: You're probably going to have to change alts soon to keep getting bites.

Na. Not necessary when the material is strong. Although it's getting harder and harder as Obama's star falls. This week people have begun agreeing with me and stuff. Weired. Weird, even.


Well, everyone needs a hobby, and there are always n00bs around to hook.

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:27:08 PM  
importedbeer: I sure am glad that there are people like things I do to my cats, ridonkulous, and party-boy know their priorities.

;)


*heh heh* well... it is hard NOT to notice that lovely face and with such an endearing gaze.

/DID say i noticed, but didn't comment ;)

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-05-16 03:27:35 PM  
for good or for awesome: So am I right in thinking she just wants more contributions so she can ease her own personal debt?

A year from now we will still be hearing about how Hillary's campaign owes millions to various vendors but she was paid back the money owed to her and Bill.

 
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