her brimstone-scented soul of pure, molten evil, what's left?

This kind of retarded crap cracks me up.
Seriously stubmitter have you ever heard of a guy named Dick Cheney?
Look him up. He owns the patent on Evil.

Look him up. He owns the patent on Evil.

you're right. only an evil man such as him could have orchestrated 9/11

Bill would provide endless hours of entertainment. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

quickdraw: Bill would provide endless hours of entertainment. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

imagine the clinton years again, but this time bill is drunk and possibly not wearing pants, stumbling around the white house grabbing interns' asses.

Why is it that people who are described as "humorists" are never funny?

burndtdan: quickdraw: Bill would provide endless hours of entertainment. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

imagine the clinton years again, but this time bill is drunk and possibly not wearing pants, stumbling around the white house grabbing interns' asses.

What do you mean, "this time"?

Jubeebee: burndtdan: quickdraw: Bill would provide endless hours of entertainment. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

imagine the clinton years again, but this time bill is drunk and possibly not wearing pants, stumbling around the white house grabbing interns' asses.

What do you mean, "this time"?



HEEYYYOOOO!

Chelsea and Bill are fair game still right???

I bet that's what the people of New Orleans and the people serving in Iraq care about when it comes to a President: Entertainment value.

sigdiamond2000: Why is it that people who are described as "humorists" are never funny?

Humorists are those people who say stuff that contains the elements of a joke, but isn't actually funny.

When you actually laugh at the joke, they then become comedians.

Awesome!

A Queenan and PJ thread go green.

All that's left is a Christopher Buckley article.

This is the best wingnut Friday can come up with? Challenge: Distinguish Queenann from Dennis Miller.

submitter: Once you get through the jokes about pantsuits and her brimstone-scented soul of pure, molten evil, what's left?

A desire to make history by being the first female president. And that's all.

What, you thought she actually thinks she'll improve things? Nope, it's all about getting her name in the history books for merely being elected.

Damn, that thunderc*nt is in for a rude awakening.

No mention of cankles?

BearToy: her brimstone-scented soul of pure, molten evil, what's left?

This kind of retarded crap cracks me up.
Seriously stubmitter have you ever heard of a guy named Dick Cheney?
Look him up. He owns the patent on Evil.

...and Hillary promptly violated that patent. So she's guilty of copyright violation as well as being evil incarnate. That's one up on Cheney.

Considering what we've been through over the past 8 years, I could go for a little boredom!

Any time someone is referred to as a "humorist", it's pretty much a guarantee that they're not very funny.

Humorism is the tinfoil hat unfunny people wear to keep teh funnay out.

BearToy: her brimstone-scented soul of pure, molten evil, what's left?

This kind of retarded crap cracks me up.
Seriously stubmitter have you ever heard of a guy named Dick Cheney?
Look him up. He owns the patent on Evil.

Maybe that explains why Clinton votes for Cheney's pet projects at every opportunity...

Hillary Clinton is Dick Cheney's acolyte, if you only look at voting histories.

Tor_Eckman: Humorism is the tinfoil hat unfunny people wear to keep teh funnay out.

Dissociative commentary is the Ex-Lax that drunken monks swallow to purge their hate.

Weaver95: BearToy: her brimstone-scented soul of pure, molten evil, what's left?

This kind of retarded crap cracks me up.
Seriously stubmitter have you ever heard of a guy named Dick Cheney?
Look him up. He owns the patent on Evil.

...and Hillary promptly violated that patent. So she's guilty of copyright violation as well as being evil incarnate. That's one up on Cheney.

If she violated the patent, that would be patent infringement. Copyright violation is only for copyrights. They are two distinct areas of intellectual property.

Patent: A limited monopoly on the rights to produce, distribute or license an invention.

Copyright: An original work of authorship fixed in a tangible medium.

/pet peeve.
//jurisprudence!!!11eleventy!

Come on subby. We all know she doesn't have a soul.

Giblet: Tor_Eckman: Humorism is the tinfoil hat unfunny people wear to keep teh funnay out.

Dissociative commentary is the Ex-Lax that drunken monks swallow to purge their hate.

You're doing it wrong. It has to start with an -ism.

Now try again.

Tor_Eckman: Giblet: Tor_Eckman: Humorism is the tinfoil hat unfunny people wear to keep teh funnay out.

Dissociative commentary is the Ex-Lax that drunken monks swallow to purge their hate.

You're doing it wrong. It has to start with an -ism.

Now try again.

Nihilism is the John Deere ballcap that comment critics wear to appear heterosexual.

Weaver95: That's one up on Cheney.

O RLY?

Cheney has lied in order to get us to allow the invasion and occupation of Iraq where thousands of our service people and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians have been killed. Many more have been maimed for life.
Cheney advocates torture.
Cheney has systematically overridden any part of The Constitution that gets in his way.
Cheney has stated that he is above the law and will not explain himself to Congress.

Hillary is more Evil than this? Really?
Admit it. She's just an uppity broad who won't stay in the kitchen making sandwiches and that makes you mad.

BearToy:

This kind of retarded crap cracks me up.
Seriously stubmitter have you ever heard of a guy named Dick Cheney?
Look him up. He owns the patent on Evil.

Cheney is pure concentrated evil with a mechanical heart. Clinton is 100% all-natural evil.

flaEsq:

Dennis Miller.

Dennis Miller was funny and relevant at some point in time?

What's with the Joe Queenan hatred here? Has no one ever read anything else he wrote? That article is lame, but his movie books are good. He's a bitter bastard with a Farker mentality and makes some pretty good jokes sometimes.