OMG LOLZ ;-)

Sincerely,

your BFF, Jill

Sorry Jack. Public bidness on public-funded gizmos, public access. I guess he's trying "the big lie" approach to policymaking.

HA-HA

Could this guy be any more of a douchebag?

Stoj

Could this guy be any more of a douchebag?

I sure he has goals like everyone else.

Hmmm, I wonder what made him think of this policy change? Hmmmm

People voted for this guy?

Stoj: Could this guy be any more of a douchebag?

He could be named Chad or Josh or Logan.

The mayor of Detroit is issued a pager? What is this device you speak of? Is it like an ancient Blackberry?

Donald_McRonald: Stoj: Could this guy be any more of a douchebag?

He could be named Chad or Josh or Logan.

Or Todd, Kyle or Tucker.

/would get the sh*t beat out of them by Nicky, Vinnie and Tony
//not obscure

Another one of the directives coming out soon...

Whether the city does or does not pay for your vehicle, you will have certain privacy rights in sleeping in your public vehicle, whether you are on the clock or not.

atlanta_ufo: Another one of the directives coming out soon...

1) Serve the public trust.
2) Protect the innocent.
3) Uphold the law.
4) [Classified]

I love you Detroit, and I'll see you at work tomorrow. Where I'll keep sending dirty texts to my girlfriend, but now you won't be able to get them and make fun of me.

he is still in office?

Girl... I said, girl, there's no wrong way... there's no wrong way to aaaa-aa-ask... that question... question... _question... (new window)

At this point it's just easier to laugh at him as people carry him to the city limits and drop his fat ass off on the side of I-94. As farking if, you fraud, as farking if.

peachpicker: Girl... I said, girl, there's no wrong way... there's no wrong way to aaaa-aa-ask... that question... question... question... (new window)

Awesome.

I just learned on Wikipedia that Detriot is sister cities with Basra, Iraq. That's so deliciously appropriate.

Excellent use of the Dumbass tag.

Antidamascus: People voted for this guy?

Detroit is mainly made up of ignorant out of work / minimum wage racist blacks. Kwame and his mother almost completely ran his campaign on hating whitey and talking about how evil whitey was trying to keep the good colored folk of Detroit down. There were enough ignorant and racist shiat-heads that believed him. Even after his lies, racism and blatant embezzlement of city funds was revealed, they still voted him in because he was their black "hip-hop mayor."

very important to get your...

...timing right. You don't want to...

...look ridiculous, or anything.

he is keeping focus on the text messages as a diversion to the 9 million dollars he stole from taxpayers

Hell yeah people voted for him...people on his "team"...you know the same "team" as Obama...liberal democrats and white-guilt-ridden malcontents.

Obviously...

People like you make me ashamed of being a racist.

Private text messages on a city phone is like using a city car to do grocery shopping.

Might as well use the city issued credit card for hookers and liquor runs. . . OOhhhhhh yea.

Besides, doesn't a "Player" like him have a cool cell phone of his own to match his pimp suits?

I'm sure he steals - I mean - earns enough to get a T-Mobile plan of his own.

JestersTear: Antidamascus: People voted for this guy?

Detroit is mainly made up of ignorant out of work / minimum wage racist blacks. Kwame and his mother almost completely ran his campaign on hating whitey and talking about how evil whitey was trying to keep the good colored folk of Detroit down. There were enough ignorant and racist shiat-heads that believed him."



Sounds like Hillary and Bill in West Virginia and their uneducated-blue collar-out-of-work-racist-white-folks.