Ah, but can he look as dapper in a tank?

Is Barack Obama the Antichrist? (new window)

Is Barack Obama the Messiah? (new window)

Just wait till they find out that he thinks just like you, Mike.

Dukakis is still alive?

That's just what a Presidential candidate wants, support from the guy who lost 40 states. Hell, California even voted against him.

Is the obvious tag off marrying the silly tag in Palo Alto or something?

Little known fact: The average black man's penis is the same size as Michael Dukakis. And now you know.

Separated at Birth

Dancin_In_Anson: Just wait till they find out that he thinks just like you, Mike.

Two questions. Who is going to find out?
and what exactly are they going to find out. Tell me please what specifically Dukakis and Obama think about in the same way?

BritneysSpeculum:

Tell me please what specifically Dukakis and Obama think about in the same way?

Raise taxes.
Increase welfare spending.
Pretend to give a shiat about national security.

Shall I go on?

Bildo: BritneysSpeculum:

Tell me please what specifically Dukakis and Obama think about in the same way?

Raise taxes.
Increase welfare spending.
Pretend to give a shiat about national security.

Shall I go on?

So if he says it and you disagree it's an attack. But if he says it and you agree, he's just pretending....so, an attack

I saw Michael Dukakis on the subway in Boston once. On the Green Line, the C-train actually.

We could have done worse than Mike Dukakis.

And have.

Repeatedly.

TMBGfreak: So if he says it and you disagree it's an attack. But if he says it and you agree, he's just pretending....so, an attack

It is unpossible for conservatives, especially internet conservatives, to have anything in common with Obama. If they do, it's simply a clever negro ruse.

Bildo:
Raise taxes.
Increase welfare spending.
Pretend to give a shiat about national security.

Shall I go on?

Raise taxes? We've got to pay for the war somehow that resulted from Bush pretending to give a shiat about national security.

Lawnchair: We could have done worse than Mike Dukakis.

And have.

Repeatedly.

We better hurry up with the new kid though... The corn harvest is coming soon.

Rectos
Rectos Dominos

moops: I saw Michael Dukakis on the subway in Boston once. On the Green Line, the C-train actually.

M. Stanley Dukakis rode the Green Line to his office at the State House quite often actually.

hillbillypharmacist: It is unpossible for conservatives, especially internet conservatives, to have anything in common with Obama. If they do, it's simply a clever negro ruse.

He IS the magic negro.

/Of course that means illusionist

Bildo: BritneysSpeculum:

Tell me please what specifically Dukakis and Obama think about in the same way?

Raise taxes.


You don't get to have any shiny wars without paying for them.

Increase welfare spending.

I wasn't aware this was a part of Obama's campaign. Assuming it is(BIG ASSUMPTION) I don't see the big deal. This is just a wedge issue and doesn't have any real impact on the federal budget.



Pretend to give a shiat about national security.


That would be Bush. He wanted to go into Iraq from day one he found a way to trick everyone using National Security as the sales pitch, and now we have a real National Security crisis. Our debt and lack of desire to pay it off. Ending the war shows a whole lot more concern about national security than staying there indefinitely. Also, Obama's plan for an Apollo project for renewable energy sources is a huge national secuirty initiative.

Making bombs is not the only way to ensure national security.


Shall I go on?

Please do, this is fun.

But his wife could drink Barry's ass under the table....Farking panzy.

BritneysSpeculum: Dancin_In_Anson: Just wait till they find out that he thinks just like you, Mike.

Two questions. Who is going to find out?
and what exactly are they going to find out. Tell me please what specifically Dukakis and Obama think about in the same way?

THEIR COMMUNISTS!!!1

Lawnchair: We could have done worse than Mike Dukakis.

And have.

Repeatedly.

Cousin Olympia is unavailable for comment

Bildo: BritneysSpeculum:

Tell me please what specifically Dukakis and Obama think about in the same way?

Raise taxes.
Increase welfare spending.
Pretend to give a shiat about national security.

Shall I go on?

1. How can we pay for the debt without raising taxes on the most well-off?
2. What is wrong with increased spending on social services to take of our fellow citizens
3. I don't think Obama is pretending. I'm surprised he didn't pull a Hilary. Democrats have to over compensate on national security. I bet Obama stays awake at night contemplating how to secure the border. Could you imagine if 9/11 happened on a liberal's watch?

Obama may be the greatest politician in American history. He isn't a racist like so many of the other great ones so that it is like +243902 points

Bildo: Raise taxes.
Increase welfare spending.
Pretend to give a shiat about national security.

Shall I go on?

How about starting with a fact first? Then, by all means, feel free to go on.

Bildo: That's just what a Presidential candidate wants, support from the guy who lost 40 states. Hell, California even voted against him.

Would you rather want the guy who lost 40 states, or the guy who lost 49 states? Remember 1984?

Bildo: BritneysSpeculum:

Tell me please what specifically Dukakis and Obama think about in the same way?

Raise taxes.
Increase welfare spending.
Pretend to give a shiat about national security.

Shall I go on?

Is that the extent of your ability to argue? Your dinner table must be a pretty farking dismal place. But let me ask you were in either man's positions did they advocate increased welfare spending. In fact, if you bothered to look instead of just speaking off the top of that barren wasteland that you call a brain, you'd find that Dukakis actually advocated for one of the first iterations of a welfare to work program both as governor of Mass and while a candidate for the presidency. He was not a classic liberal but rather was a more pragmatic technocrat.

But then you are a dumb ass so facts don't really matter.

I'm really amused that a lot of "conservatives" still have the balls to go with the "tax-raisin' libruls!" meme anymore. Your party has perfected the bill-stalling, post-dated check, borrow & spend, Rob-Peter-To-Pay-Paul system of economic governance. We've been putting the bills on VISA.

It hasn't occurred to any of you that maybe paying for your bills would be a good thing? And here I thought you folks had the majority of businessmen... can none of them operate a balance sheet?

Oh, and btw... whoever is elected is going to raise taxes. Bush Sr. couldn't even avoid doing it when he knew it was going to make a fool of him after that "Read My Lips" quip. Supply-side economics is not going to save you, your laughable Laffer curve is not magical.

moops: I saw Michael Dukakis on the subway in Boston once. On the Green Line, the C-train actually.

People who live in Brookline see him all the time. Apparently he walks around quite a bit. I've seen him a couple of times at the Harvard School of Public Health, he lectures there on public policy.

Perhaps the reason Obama will be a better candidate then Dukakis is that he probably remembers the GOP hatchet-job that Dukakis was subjected to; Willie Horton, Boston Harbor, and the apparently gold standard of GOP politics, attacking the wife.

Just let me be in the room when one of those GOP pieces of shiat tries to step to Michelle Obama.

BritneysSpeculum: Is that the extent of your ability to argue? Your dinner table must be a pretty farking dismal place. But let me ask you were in either man's positions did they advocate increased welfare spending. In fact, if you bothered to look instead of just speaking off the top of that barren wasteland that you call a brain, you'd find that Dukakis actually advocated for one of the first iterations of a welfare to work program both as governor of Mass and while a candidate for the presidency. He was not a classic liberal but rather was a more pragmatic technocrat.

But then you are a dumb ass so facts don't really matter.

*golf clap*

Dukakis is a good man and would have been a good president. He got sunk by dirty campaign tactics from the people who know how to do it best.

Suicidal Writer: 1. How can we pay for the debt without raising taxes on the most well-off?

When the Bush tax cuts expire, rates go up in all brackets, not just "the most well-off."

2. What is wrong with increased spending on social services to take of our fellow citizens

In principle? Nothing. In reality? You have the largest overall federal budget in the history of the country and the highest tax revenues of all time are still not keeping us from record budget deficits and getting more ambitious with government spending while the value of the dollar continues to drop and the economy is stagnating don't make sense from an economic perspective, especially with the looming hit on Social Security and Medicaid as the boomers start hitting retirement age.

3. I don't think Obama is pretending. I'm surprised he didn't pull a Hilary. Democrats have to over compensate on national security. I bet Obama stays awake at night contemplating how to secure the border. Could you imagine if 9/11 happened on a liberal's watch?

The white flag would have flown up, but at least we wouldn't have invaded Iraq.

Obama may be the greatest politician in American history. He isn't a racist like so many of the other great ones so that it is like +243902 points

That's like, your opinion, man.

I actually find it amazing that Bush Sr. beat Dukakis by using the YOU GONNA GET RAPED guy. Ah, the 80s: when you could win an election by pointing at your opponent and saying, with a straight face, "If you elect this guy he will unleash an army of n**gers to rape your children.

Lawnchair: We could have done worse than Mike Dukakis.

And have.

Repeatedly.

hahahahahahahaha

*gasp*

hahahahahahahaha

madmann: I'm really amused that a lot of "conservatives" still have the balls to go with the "tax-raisin' libruls!" meme anymore. Your party has perfected the bill-stalling, post-dated check, borrow & spend, Rob-Peter-To-Pay-Paul system of economic governance. We've been putting the bills on VISA.

It hasn't occurred to any of you that maybe paying for your bills would be a good thing? And here I thought you folks had the majority of businessmen... can none of them operate a balance sheet?

Oh, and btw... whoever is elected is going to raise taxes. Bush Sr. couldn't even avoid doing it when he knew it was going to make a fool of him after that "Read My Lips" quip. Supply-side economics is not going to save you, your laughable Laffer curve is not magical.

A big round of THIS and a Diet Pepsi please.

(Do you take VISA?)

Edsel: Dukakis is a good man and would have been a good president. He got sunk by dirty campaign tactics from the people who know how to do it best.

Had Lee Atwater lived, he would have crushed Clinton in the 1992 campaign. He made Karl Rove look like an amateur.

thamike: I actually find it amazing that Bush Sr. beat Dukakis by using the YOU GONNA GET RAPED guy. Ah, the 80s: when you could win an election by pointing at your opponent and saying, with a straight face, "If you elect this guy he will unleash an army of n**gers to rape your children.

What's this about the 80s? Don't worry, they're going to try it again this year.

Not that that's much different than Clinton's campaign tactics.

Edsel: thamike: I actually find it amazing that Bush Sr. beat Dukakis by using the YOU GONNA GET RAPED guy. Ah, the 80s: when you could win an election by pointing at your opponent and saying, with a straight face, "If you elect this guy he will unleash an army of n**gers to rape your children.

What's this about the 80s? Don't worry, they're going to try it again this year.

Except it's not the 80s anymore. This time it will be sand attractive and successful African-Americans.

thamike: I actually find it amazing that Bush Sr. beat Dukakis by using the YOU GONNA GET RAPED guy. Ah, the 80s: when you could win an election by pointing at your opponent and saying, with a straight face, "If you elect this guy he will unleash an army of n**gers to rape your children.

As opposed to 2004 when all they had to do was point and say, "If you elect this guy then he will unleash an army of muslim terrorists that will steal your social security money and give you THE GAY"

thamike: I actually find it amazing that Bush Sr. beat Dukakis by using the YOU GONNA GET RAPED guy. Ah, the 80's always: when you could win an election by pointing at your opponent and saying, with a straight face, "If you elect this guy he will unleash an army of n**gers to rape your children.

Having to edit that makes me a sad panda

Nabb1: Edsel: Dukakis is a good man and would have been a good president. He got sunk by dirty campaign tactics from the people who know how to do it best.

Had Lee Atwater lived, he would have crushed Clinton in the 1992 campaign. He made Karl Rove look like an amateur.

And he said he regretted it all before his premature death from brain cancer.

Glad to see he's tamed those eyebrows a little...

Suicidal Writer: 3. I don't think Obama is pretending. I'm surprised he didn't pull a Hilary. Democrats have to over compensate on national security. I bet Obama stays awake at night contemplating how to secure the border. Could you imagine if 9/11 happened on a liberal's watch?

CAIR would be its own brach of govt now?

bwesb: Perhaps the reason Obama will be a better candidate then Dukakis is that he probably remembers the GOP hatchet-job that Dukakis was subjected to; Willie Horton, Boston Harbor, and the apparently gold standard of GOP politics, attacking the wife.

Just let me be in the room when one of those GOP pieces of shiat tries to step to Michelle Obama.

oh my...
i'd pay to see that

Edsel: And he said he regretted it all before his premature death from brain cancer.

Yes, yes he did. Still, a healthy, unrepentant Lee Atwater would have sent Bubba and crew wimpering back to Arkansas.

Just saw this:
"Voting for Obama is like the chickens voting for Col. Sanders"

cousin-merle
Except it's not the 80s anymore. This time it will be sand attractive and successful African-Americans.

the next few months will prove that White Americans are still afraid of people with more melanin.

Aar1012: As opposed to 2004 when all they had to do was point and say, "If you elect this guy then he will unleash an army of muslim terrorists that will steal your social security money and give you THE GAY"

Actually it was worse in 2004. They called Kerry FRENCH.

LAWDY thuh French are comin' to take our peeners!

Nymph3t: bwesb: Perhaps the reason Obama will be a better candidate then Dukakis is that he probably remembers the GOP hatchet-job that Dukakis was subjected to; Willie Horton, Boston Harbor, and the apparently gold standard of GOP politics, attacking the wife.

Just let me be in the room when one of those GOP pieces of shiat tries to step to Michelle Obama.

oh my...
i'd pay to see that

How was willie horton a hatchet job?