heh good headline.

want to hear this now.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Here you go (new window)

I haven't listened to Stern since he moved to Sirius. That was pretty funny.

The YouTube comments from people horrified are pretty funny.

What's even funnier is Dolly is worried her fans would think that was real. Doesn't give them much credit, does she?

Bill Shatner .. loves .. little boys .. lollipops

Please lady. No one could possibly think it was you saying those things.

Dolly Parton is one on a very short list of celebs that it is pretty much impossible not to love.

Michael J. Fox is another.

T.M.S.: Michael J. Fox is another.

Fark him

rocinante721: T.M.S.: Michael J. Fox is another.

Fark him

No thanks, butsecks is not really my thing.

When you try don't forget it's harder to hit a moving target.

Howard is still around? He always did bore me.

T.M.S.: Dolly Parton is one on a very short list of celebs that it is pretty much impossible not to love.

There's so much of her to love....

/Yes, she's over 60. Your point?

Redwing: Here you go (new window)

thanks man - that's crazy funny. wonder how the lawsuit will progress.

/go git 'em D(.Y.)lly!

Well they should be able to have fun with these new quotes:

"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life," Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. "I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

Becomes:

"I have done vulgar things in my life. I have certainly been humiliated in my mouth by Howard Stern."

Howard is only one notch above Cathy Griffin and one notch below being raped by a clown in my book. Used to like him, but now I can't stand the sound of his name.
Dolly is just one of those people you shouldn't be mean to. I mean, Donny Osmond has probably been mean to more people than Dolly.
Guess which side I'm on.
/Go get 'em, Dolly!

Dolly is one the most beautiful women inside and out, and hopefully she rapes Howard over this.

I_AM_M: Dolly is one the most beautiful women inside and out, and hopefully she rapes Howard over this.

Yeah, he's an idiot, but he's not worth her time. She'll just add more fuel to his fart-fire.

Poor Dolly ..
What U expect from sewer mouth Howard ..

Hmmm... a Dolly Parton thread... The Mods are gonna watch this one like a hawk.

I listend to the segment and don't get why this is so funny. I mean if it is in her book then why is she mad at Howard stern at playing portions of her audio? The airtime will only her her sell more books.

Dolly should take any kind of press that comes her washed up way

Ah, Come ON! Just look at the resurgence in George Takei's career.... you can directly trace it back to being goofed on by people associated with the HS show. (The first call was from "Ricardo Montebon" trying out his new cell phone cruising for hookers.)

I've never heard anyone who didn't like Dolly Parton; this might just do it. Hopefully she has to "act" outraged, but then come around and have fun with it like GT did!

AN OPEN LETTER TO DOLLY PARTON

By Walt Jizzney

Dear Ms. Parton:

SHOW US YOUR TITS, OR GTFO!!!11!

Yours,
The Jizz and concerned fellow Farkers.

lasercannon: I listend to the segment and don't get why this is so funny. I mean if it is in her book then why is she mad at Howard stern at playing portions of her audio? The airtime will only her her sell more books.

You're joking, right? Right?

Dufus: Howard is still around? He always did bore me.

That took longer than expected. I don't know what it is about Howard, but every thread on Fark about the man contains a small, but fanatical minority who care only to be sure that everyone is aware of Stern's "irrelevance." Sure, he's a household name, but he's irrelevant, damn it!

becausesammysaidso: Ah, Come ON! Just look at the resurgence in George Takei's career.... you can directly trace it back to being goofed on by people associated with the HS show. (The first call was from "Ricardo Montebon" trying out his new cell phone cruising for hookers.)...

I'm right there with you. I rarely get a chance to listen, but I've always enjoyed his audio splices and impersonations. "Evil Dave" Letterman still makes me laugh my ass off on a continual basis.

Oh, gimme a break, Dolly. You're a nice lady and all that, but this is the usual thing Stern does, and you wont win a lawsuit. It was blatant satire.

Now whip those massive titties out.

On a completely unrelated note

FTFA: "...or some sort of trickery..."

Laughed my ass completely off of my body. That right there is an illiterate hayseed hick yokel talking.

I love Dolly, but I don't see how she has much of a case as the audio is obviously spliced. Anyone who listens to it and thinks that it is real probably thinks that Ron Paul and Ralph Nader have a shot at the Presidency.

Dolly seems like a really sweet person and all, but I have to admit I almost wrecked when I first heard this on the radio.

Laffed so hard I nearly sharted thrice.

WFern: Dufus: Howard is still around? He always did bore me.

That took longer than expected. I don't know what it is about Howard, but every thread on Fark about the man contains a small, but fanatical minority who care only to be sure that everyone is aware of Stern's "irrelevance." Sure, he's a household name, but he's irrelevant, damn it!

If you don't think he's irrelevant, than you should have no problem with a lawsuit.

Dufus: Howard is still around? He always did bore me.

Your posts always bore me.

/actually it's the first of yours I've read, congrats
//dolly thinks her fans are absolute morons

Yuck.

Gee, I hope this picture isn't too risque for the now neutered Fark...

Ron & Fez. Noon to 3. XM Radio.

That wasn't really funny at all.

Hahah they said cock!

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ron & Fez. Noon to 3. XM Radio.

budday!

Scutter: Life_is_a_carnivore: Ron & Fez. Noon to 3. XM Radio.

budday!

Hey-a, budday !!

Monkey's Knuckle: FTFA: "...or some sort of trickery..."

Laughed my ass completely off of my body. That right there is an illiterate hayseed hick yokel talking.


It's so heartening to see that bigotry is *NOT* dead.

Besides which:



I'm Hudson. He's Hicks.

GungFu: Yuck.

That picture makes her look like Waylon Flowers' Madame with huge knockers. In other words, what you said.

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ron & Fez. Noon to 3. XM Radio.

Really?

They were pretty average when they were down here in FL (still good for a laugh). Did something change? Of course it was Ron and Ron then.

Howard > Ron and Fez > O&A

O&A are pathetic. I feel like I am in a Howard Stern show wayback machine when I hear some of their bits.

I admit Howard is not as good as he was years ago when Jackie was around.

/not a Howard fanboy
//Don't listen that often anymore
///Ipod to car stereo changed my morning drive

Monkey's Knuckle: FTFA: "...or some sort of trickery..."

Laughed my ass completely off of my body. That right there is an illiterate hayseed hick yokel talking.

I don't often recommend this, but read her wiki. She's actually an unbelievably astute businesswoman and investor. Do you know that one of her companies produced Buffy for Fox? That she's built her own little mini-Branson in her hometown?

Yeah, she puts on the hayseed act, but she's actually one smart person.

boonfarker: GungFu: Yuck.

That picture makes her look like Waylon Flowers' Madame with huge knockers.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Damnit I just got in trouble. Haha.

/Was playing it a little too loud at work.
//Asked me if it was appropriate for work, I said "Nope"....didn't shut it off, thought he was joking. Then I got the "It wasn't open for discussion". Yet we openly have NSFW disussions ALL THE TIME. Whatever, asshole.

Wang.

Pillager: Gee, I hope this picture isn't too risque for the now neutered Fark...

The advertisers I am offended by that picture.

I used to love the show, but it got old. I have a perverted mind and the show plays right into it. But i've actually been listening to non-stop political radio lately. Gives me something to talk about with co-workers other than, "Hey, did you hear that porn star getting off on the radio this morning?" "no? you drive your kids to school and listen to radio disney?.. oh."

...bababoui!

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ron & Fez. Howard Stern imitators, Noon to 3. XM Radio.

seabass242: Life_is_a_carnivore: Ron & Fez. Noon to 3. XM Radio.

Really?

They were pretty average when they were down here in FL (still good for a laugh). Did something change? Of course it was Ron and Ron then.

Howard > Ron and Fez > O&A

O&A are pathetic. I feel like I am in a Howard Stern show wayback machine when I hear some of their bits.

I admit Howard is not as good as he was years ago when Jackie was around.

/not a Howard fanboy
//Don't listen that often anymore
///Ipod to car stereo changed my morning drive

I was in NJ during the time that the NY Gov was busted with his hooker. O&A did nothing but make stupid dick & fart jokes and mock the Lt. Gov for being blind. Howard used to be OK, back around 1995...now he is a one-trick pony that caters to the dick & fart joke crowd.

fenrael23: Howard used to be OK, back around 1995...now he is a one-trick pony that caters to the dick & fart joke crowd.

Howard has *ALWAYS* been a one-trick pony. He didn't change, you grew up.

/Amazed at the number of people who just don't realize that.