Ah, NWF Daily News, good to see you've finally gotten a Fark tag. You've earned it.

Lunatic

Don't phase me bro.

Waxing Gibbous

/that is all

I bet he owes somebody an apollogy

FTA: Then the man pointed to the moon and asked, "Is that a half moon?" according to the report.

I'll bet someone saw his full moon when they booked him.

It sounds like his asking about the moon sent up a "Warning Crescent".

it's a joke in his town

M-O-O-N. That spells moon...

nobozo: Don't phase me bro.

Nice.

Seems he was half moon bespectacled.

INTERTRON: I bet he owes somebody an apollogy

Very nice.

Wow. There's a dude that needs help....
/not from the cops

you laugh at him now, but he'll be prepared when the werewolves are out.

fta:
"I asked the defendant if he had an emergency," Deputy Michael Brake wrote in his report. He "replied he did not have an emergency but did have a question. Then the man pointed to the moon and asked, "Is that a half moon?" according to the report.

Golden.

is anyone gonna tell this guy the phase the moon is in when he has to appear in court????

INTERTRON: I bet he owes somebody an apollogy

Well Done.

I could excuse the caller's behavior if this were pre-internet times. He could have Googled the phases of the moon. No excuse.

drjekel_mrhyde: Lunatic

INTERTRON: I bet he owes somebody an apollogy

Nicely done, you two.

Ohhhhh.. it's a toss-up.

nobozo: Don't phase me bro.

Bathia_Mapes: M-O-O-N. That spells moon...

My sister had an in-law like that once. She was waiting for the apocalypse and called my sister long distance to see if she thought the moon was "blood red." Alas, the world is still here.

Pressed ham is no excuse for 911.

nobozo: Don't phase me bro.

Love it.

Subby If 911 isn't the best number to call for moon phases then what is? huh? HUH?

I once attended a wedding in Pflugerville, Texas and at the reception, the mother of the bride called 911 because the hall she had rented from the local fire department didn't have any beer in it.

I was standing right next to her when the operator must have said something like, "Ma'am, the 911 number is to be used only for emergencies..." to which the MOTB yelled, "This IS an emergency! I have 250 people here and NO BEER!!"

drjekel_mrhyde: Lunartic

The man should've called these guys instead of dialing 911.

My neighbors' mother jiggled our door handle thinking it was their apartment and my husband called 911 and a whole fricken swat team stormed the building and banged on everyone's doors and then my neighbors lil old mom said "I think it was me" and now all my neighbors hate me and my husband is so embarrassed. He's gone over to everyone's apartment to apologize. But we can still hear them talking shiat about us.

/we are moving
//we were going to move anyways
///no pets at this place
////I can haz kitty
//slashies
//is there some sort of world record for slashies?
//it must be in the twenties
//I'd better get to work

mrapier: My neighbors' mother jiggled our door handle thinking it was their apartment and my husband called 911 and a whole fricken swat team stormed the building and banged on everyone's doors and then my neighbors lil old mom said "I think it was me" and now all my neighbors hate me and my husband is so embarrassed. He's gone over to everyone's apartment to apologize. But we can still hear them talking shiat about us.

/we are moving
//we were going to move anyways
///no pets at this place
////I can haz kitty
//slashies
//is there some sort of world record for slashies?
//it must be in the twenties
//I'd better get to work

No need to move out so you can have a pussy cat. You married one.

MetalLizard
mrapier: My neighbors' mother jiggled our door handle thinking it was their apartment and my husband called 911 and a whole fricken swat team stormed the building and banged on everyone's doors and then my neighbors lil old mom said "I think it was me" and now all my neighbors hate me and my husband is so embarrassed. He's gone over to everyone's apartment to apologize. But we can still hear them talking shiat about us.

/we are moving
//we were going to move anyways
///no pets at this place
////I can haz kitty
//slashies
//is there some sort of world record for slashies?
//it must be in the twenties
//I'd better get to work

No need to move out so you can have a pussy cat. You married one.
Aint that the truth. But in his defense, we have a little baby and we are all sleep deprived and we live in a sorta safe neighborhood in Brooklyn and there are posters near our mailbox that have pictures of local breaking-and entering in guys (they're minorities!).

What if he was a werwolf?

Well you know, Northwest Florida.....Lower Alabama. What's the difference?

HabitOne: drjekel_mrhyde: Lunartic

Study etymology much?

Main Entry: lu·na·tic
Pronunciation: \ˈlü-nə-ˌtik\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English lunatik, from Anglo-French or Late Latin; Anglo-French lunatic, from Late Latin lunaticus, from Latin luna; from the belief that lunacy fluctuated with the phases of the moon
Date: 14th century

Wasting resources that have the potential to be better used at an actual emergency? I hope he enjoys his time in jail.