I think of Stephen Colbert's portrait.

I think that Michael Jackson should be executed (provided he receives a fair trial). But the Statue of Liberty won't make anyone dance unless they are a refugee or mail order bride.

Thriller, baby. Thriller.

I think of Nicholas Cage.

MJ is a pedophile and walking freak show, but Thriller has been my favorite video from the day it first came out.

/you there, on my lawn...Beat it!

Jessica Biel's ass.

yah, jackson's pretty much been revealed to be a nambla associate.
he also makes a pretty frightening looking white woman.
that being said back when he was a good looking black kid thriller was just amazing. plus it has vincent price! what's not to like?

Michael Jackson, when he was a Black man, was one of the greatest artists alive.

Now that his Whiteness (and apparently his femininity) has taken him over, he is useless, an archaic leftover from the decade of excess.

Shame.

I don't even care, I made a mix CD with Thriller on it and I jam out to it in my car constantly.

What does this generation do without music videos available constantly? I just don't get how they can function without a real music television. I have to watch Pop Up Video re-runs just to reminisce. That makes me feel old, and I'm wayyyyyy too young to have a lawn yet.

I also got excited when I started seeing leg warmers in stores last winter. Again, then I felt old.

Jon Snow: But the Statue of Liberty won't make anyone dance unless they are a refugee or mail order bride.

Or used as a plot device in Ghostbusters II.

I remember buying Thriller on vinyl, so I'm getting a kick out of--no, wait. Get off my...

Oh, fark it!

Fort Knox?

Wow--even his songs are ending up on national registries.

Declaration of Independence > Thriller > Statue of Liberty > Liberty Bell

I believe that is the correct order.

Now he's in both national recording registry AND national sex offender registry. In your face R Kelly!

I think of licking Liberty's crack.

/stolen shamelessly from Stephen Colbert.

He made THRILLER man!

There it is.. the lost city of choir boys...

The liberty bell sucks. If it weren't for obnoxious people from Philly blathering about it every two seconds, it would be completely forgotten.

That being said, however, the lamest national treasure by FAR: Plymoth Rock. It's a farking boulder. In a jail cell.

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The liberty bell sucks. If it weren't for obnoxious people from Philly blathering about it every two seconds, it would be completely forgotten.

That being said, however, the lamest national treasure by FAR: Plymoth Rock. It's a farking boulder. In a jail cell.

not sure how many people from Philly you know but I live here, never saw it in person, dont know anyone who does cause we dont talk about it..

/obnoxious people are from NY, we prefer barbaric here.

God bless America

protectyourlimbs: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The liberty bell sucks. If it weren't for obnoxious people from Philly blathering about it every two seconds, it would be completely forgotten.

not sure how many people from Philly you know but I live here, never saw it in person, dont know anyone who does cause we dont talk about it..

/obnoxious people are from NY, we prefer barbaric here.

Agreed. No one here talks about the Liberty Bell unless it is being smashed with a hammer by Mitchell Guilliatt.

Well, as far as American recording go, yes.

Maybe they should add some Horatio Alger books, and Bill Tildens tennis equipment to the list of treasures while they are at it.

Subby obviously has never seen THILLER!

Michael Jackson has been the last innocent black man since Urkel went missing!

Sweet Chin Music: Jessica Biel's ass.

Well, we might need to wait and see how that holds up after 25 years.

Michael Jackson is 100% nutbag. He's an American Weirdo.

awfulperson: Wow--even his songs are ending up on national registries.

How did this get missed by everyone else? A simple, awesome comment. As good as Fark gets.

Say what you like about Michael Jackson, but the first half of Thriller is stone cold classic.

("The Girl Is Mine" not so much)

/actually, all his albums except Bad are pretty f'in good

Some songs from "Off the Wall" are good. Oh the days, back when MJ had a nose and was black.

MikoSquiz: Say what you like about Michael Jackson, but the first half of Thriller is stone cold classic.

("The Girl Is Mine" not so much)

/actually, all his albums except Bad are pretty f'in good

The Girl Is Mine is among Michael Jackson's crappiest songs.

All hail Quincy.

MJ's vocals on Thriller were classic, but this was Jones' baby.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

The Girl Is Mine is among Michael Jackson's crappiest songs.

I blame McCartney.

Somebody keeps putting 'Thriller' in the national eye lately. Go fark yourself and die, Jackson.