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(MSNBC) Dumbass Female rapper Remy Ma sentenced to 8 years in prison, should have enough time to think of an original stage name. Bud Weis, Jack Dan and Crown Roy unavailable for comment   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 50
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dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-05-13 03:01:43 PM  
Isn't Remy a guy's name?
I've met quite a few guys named Remy and Remi.
All from Louisiana.
I've never met a girl with this name.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-05-13 03:14:45 PM  
Free Remy! Free Remy! Free Remy!


I don't know anything about the case, I'm just hoping to get some free cognac.

 
kblair4 [TotalFark] 2008-05-13 03:27:12 PM  
that headline is totally Cuer

 
Chuck Wagon 2008-05-13 05:09:28 PM  
Smith's fiance, fellow rapper Papoose

Papoose? It sounds like something a kid says when he is toilet training.

 
Sweet Chin Music 2008-05-13 05:34:23 PM  
Grey Goo unavailable for comment.

 
Uzzah 2008-05-13 05:38:25 PM  
i3.photobucket.com

"What'd you say about my mother?"

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-13 05:39:25 PM  
"somebody saaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave me now!"

/remy zero

 
rukusrazor [TotalFark] 2008-05-13 05:41:08 PM  
highbridnation.com

OH GOD PASS!!!!

 
puckhead 2008-05-13 05:42:56 PM  
you know why I love the interwebs?

Take one woman that I've never heard of before until just this very moment, add one cut'n'paste into the google toolbar, and two seconds later I have seen her right nipple.

/wipes a tear

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-05-13 05:45:14 PM  
Why is this in the MUSIC category?

 
pvd021 2008-05-13 05:45:40 PM  
That's how you keep it gangsta, son... Let all these little biatches know.

This is what happens when you stay thuggin, and keepin it real.

 
redscape 2008-05-13 05:48:13 PM  
It looks like Papoose will have to use that medical degree to provide for the family after all, now that Ms. Ma is headed for the slammer.

 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease 2008-05-13 05:50:33 PM  
Free Hat!

 
TheNewJesus 2008-05-13 05:50:46 PM  
"Black Role Models"

 
PumpkinCake 2008-05-13 06:23:15 PM  
Why don't they wear clothes?

 
Theaetetus 2008-05-13 06:35:30 PM  
rukusrazor: OH GOD PASS!!!!

Says you... I don't think that passes at all, definitely a man.

 
DrewCurtisJr 2008-05-13 06:37:52 PM  
Another victim of our senseless war on people who shoot people.

 
pintoboy 2008-05-13 06:42:52 PM  
I have a feeling that while Remy MA may have a vagina now she was born with something else. What I am not quite sure?

 
T-Luv 2008-05-13 06:43:01 PM  
I know there is about to be 29375023579 posts about how rap isn't really music, it sucks, blah blah blah. Heard it all before. Ramy Ma is about he worst female rapper in the game right now. I hope she stays the fark out for a while.

/Kid Sister FTW

 
Theaetetus 2008-05-13 06:45:14 PM  
Rap isn't really music, it sucks, blah blah blah.

 
Rhaab 2008-05-13 06:53:16 PM  
T-Luv: Kid Sister FTW

Meh. She hasn't been the same since she stopped working with My Buddy.

 
Theaetetus 2008-05-13 06:54:56 PM  
Rhaab: Meh. She hasn't been the same since she stopped working with My Buddy.

If your "buddy" isn't working, they have pills for that, now.

 
archerjoe 2008-05-13 06:59:10 PM  
Papoose? WTF?

pa·poose
noun

Definition:

1. offensive term: an offensive term for a Native North American baby or young child

 
imnotamib 2008-05-13 07:11:50 PM  
who?

 
deevo 2008-05-13 07:12:18 PM  
FWIW and taking this on even more of a tangent, "My Buddy" is actually one of G-Unit's best songs.

 
Frow 2008-05-13 07:16:19 PM  
How do you shoot someone then tell them you never meant to hurt them?

 
Shvetz 2008-05-13 07:37:09 PM  
What's the big deal? She apologized, right?

 
t3knomanser 2008-05-13 07:42:17 PM  
My name's Remy, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

//Male.
//Not from Louisiana
//It's short for Jeremy, in my case.

 
NYZooMan 2008-05-13 08:18:36 PM  
Just the MAN keeping the black grrl DOWN!

 
Underabridge 2008-05-13 08:26:37 PM  
Who?

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-05-13 09:50:18 PM  
archerjoe: Papoose? WTF?

pa·poose
noun

Definition:

1. offensive term: an offensive term for a Native North American baby or young child


It's also an up and coming emcee who actually has skills and talent. I'm sure when he releases an album, the industry will have successfully turned him into another wack bubblegum rapper, but for now he's sick. Reminds me of Rakim or Big L, but obviously not as good as those MCs, just a similar style.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-05-13 10:07:05 PM  
In a different article they quoted more of her plea for mercy, and I (loosely) quote: "Remy Ma is not part of who I really am. I am not a thug, I am not a menace to society."

They should make that Track 1 of every record she makes forever ... so that it's clear the following tracks of are poseur thug life garbage music.

 
alacoco 2008-05-13 11:02:52 PM  
She shot some chick in the gut twice, and left her there. And she was only charged with assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion. No attempted murder? This wasn't like a warning shot to the foot.

Some law person wanna fill me in on the nuances. You know, just in case I think someone swiped some cash from my purse and I find myself shooting her in the gut twice and leaving her for dead.

 
CastorPimp 2008-05-14 12:03:01 AM  
shameless plug for my rapper friend Remy

www.goremy.com

 
24-Bit Voxel 2008-05-14 12:04:25 AM  
alacoco: She shot some chick in the gut twice, and left her there. And she was only charged with assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion. No attempted murder? This wasn't like a warning shot to the foot.

Some law person wanna fill me in on the nuances. You know, just in case I think someone swiped some cash from my purse and I find myself shooting her in the gut twice and leaving her for dead.


It's called being famous. Famous people and politicians have a different set of laws than the rest of us. Duh.

She still got 8 years, which ain't gonna do much for her already sagging bustline.

 
MessyDwarf 2008-05-14 12:35:37 AM  
www.ligasuperamigos.com
You is draggin mah name tru da mud, sugah.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-05-14 01:10:14 AM  
Rap is just a bunch of clicks and whistles.

 
Pr1nc3ss 2008-05-14 03:01:01 AM  
DNRTFA but I read on another site that she was supposed to get married, but they found a handcuff key on him. I forgot the rest.
Whatever. I'm bored.

 
Dialectic 2008-05-14 03:06:57 AM  
Smith, 26, begged the judge for leniency for the sake of "my little boy," saying she grew up "surrounded by failure, violence and poverty," but "made something nothing out of nothing sh*t" from her life.

You did to yo'self, you dirty gansta b*tch. I ain't got nothing to do with "The Man." (new window)

 
baldbobbo 2008-05-14 03:46:43 AM  
Her stage name comes from the drink Remy Martin, but when she signed with Cash Money, she shortened it to Remy Ma for some reason.

And she sounds like a guy. I didn't know she was female until she rapped about having a period. Similar to Lil' Boosie, who I thought was a girl (and a lesbian at that).

 
Billygoat Gruff 2008-05-14 07:17:41 AM  
Oh she is going to college, good for her! You go girl!

 
child_god 2008-05-14 07:36:14 AM  
Jail is to rappers as rehab is to actors.

/I'll take rehab any day!

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2008-05-14 09:57:53 AM  
Alright, I'll say it, I've heard of her and she's actually sort of talented. Too bad her stupid ass shot someone on the street.

 
DontMakeMeShushYou 2008-05-14 11:09:37 AM  
FTFA: "The couple had planned to wed last weekend at the Rikers Island jail, where Smith has been incarcerated. Correction officials said they called off the wedding after Papoose showed up with a handcuff key."

Ignoring the fact that Papoose is a stupid farkin name...These two sound like soulmates.

/There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded.

 
generaltimmy 2008-05-14 11:25:55 AM  
I don't listen to rap much anymore, but at least cover two rappers that people care about. Paposse, I guess he has a following. Remy Ma, please

 
generaltimmy 2008-05-14 11:28:14 AM  
baldbobbo: Her stage name comes from the drink Remy Martin, but when she signed with Cash Money, she shortened it to Remy Ma for some reason.

And she sounds like a guy. I didn't know she was female until she rapped about having a period. Similar to Lil' Boosie, who I thought was a girl (and a lesbian at that).


Okay, here is a tip. Most female rappers are butch lesbians or volunteer prostitutes. If you can watch the rapper show on VH1 without kniving yourself in the ears and eyes, you will see the evidence.

 
Zombie Eater 2008-05-14 12:03:31 PM  
Mandatory death sentences for "bus'in a rhyme" now!

 
get2thachoppa 2008-05-14 01:40:46 PM  
2 .45 caliber slugs? Jesus, she's lucky the victim isn't dead. And her fiancee brought handcuff keys to the jail? He sounds like quite the catch himself.

 
greenapple2step 2008-05-14 03:09:46 PM  
another roll model in the jug.

/big deal

 
obeymatt 2008-05-14 03:39:15 PM  
Let's just get this out of the way...

Damn rappers, I wish they would all die.

vs.

You just don't know, there are a lot of rappers out there that are positive.

No minds will be changed on either side of this debate, but carry on.

 
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