Wow, what a bunch of wackos all around

Hmmmm... Malcolm after the sex change, old Dewey, and fat Reese?

Lauren Ashley Morrow and her boyfriend, Andrew Bland

That was all I needed to read to know everything about the perps.

No hallmark card for that one eh...

All three have been charged with conspiracy to commit felony murder.

haha if she hated mom, she will love her butch ass dyke cellmate

daugher?

Mr. T surrenders...

Wow, there are some judgmental asses on Fark. Who among us hasn't once conspired to kill our parents? How was I supposed to know that hitman was a cop?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

/dorrars!!

/feels her pain

KamelRed: daugher?

Mr. T surrenders...

At a probable cause hearing on May 7, Judge Barry Tatum ruled that there was enough evidence to send the case to a grand jury, which will decide whether to indict Morrow, Bland and Joshua Stubblefield.

Stubblefield wore a wire during the exchange, authorities said.

Thanks for wearing that wire!

The third kid was wearing a wire, but police are charging him anyway? WTF?

I suppose that the wire could have been planted on him without his knowledge (the police say they've known since November because someone tried to buy 'an untraceable gun for a murder.'

Or maybe he made the recording himself, and the police found it. Still, pretty strange.

I came here to find a farkian salute to Mother's Day, and I was not disappointed.

I was buying some term life insurance a few years ago. Seems like the agent said the premium relative to the benefit has an artificial bump at the $1M payout range, and that they will scrutinize the >$1M policies much more because of the increased temptation for foul play. Maybe I'm wrong.

But I guess being overinsured can unintentionally invite trouble. So I make sure all my family members know that I'm leaving the estate to the cats.

Life insurance and inheritance are the number one and two motives for murder. If the estate tax were 100%, a lot fewer people would be killed, and our national debt would soon be paid off.

As someone who lived through something very similar to this, I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

nobozo: Hmmmm... Malcolm after the sex change, old Dewey, and fat Reese?

Frankie Muniz is a GUY?

Thras:
The third kid was wearing a wire, but police are charging him anyway? WTF?

this whole story smacks of WTF!

Wanted for questioning

"'Kids sit down and talk about (murdering their parents) and never follow through with it,' he said."

How true that is. Why hardly a weekend would pass that me and my friends wouldn't sit around and plan to kill our folks.... good times.

I always talked about pimp-slapping my old man, but that's about it.

/well, that and taking the belt to HIS ass.

$150,000?! For a hit? You can get a first-rate hit for $15,000. Also, the contract almost certainly won't be fulfilled by a narc-ass high schooler. Jesus, what retards!

"I still love her, dearly."

Yeah? You're wasting it on a sociopath.

Lime pit.

Table for four.

what a biatch

"Kids sit down and talk about things and never follow through with it,"

Maybe not most, but some. My twin sisters, 14, tried to murder me and my parents. I don't trust kids anymore, ever. When people talk about killing someone, in-depth, and intricately plan it, that goes beyond saying "Gosh, I wish my mom would just die!"

chaosweaver:

/well, that and taking the belt to HIS ass.

been there done that

Princess? That you, sweetiepie?

/own daughter is actually too clever to be caught
//also actually loves her parents
///I think
////Princess? That you, sweetiepie?

Draekal: Wanted for questioning

BAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!

Really. I LOL'd.

Just a little nugget of useless info.

In Texas, if you have more than one child, you can't insure one and not the other, and the insurance amounts must be very close or equal.

/used to sell insurance

the forning touk: "'Kids sit down and talk about (murdering their parents) and never follow through with it,' he said."



This IS Tennessee we are talking about. They do things differently. My friends and I just talked about homework and boys.

Her bf, bts, could fly with those ears of his.

I hope her mom gives her estate to a deserving pet sanctuary.

Team Teen Mensa rides again.

The pore child. I know she is so sorrie. And she won't try it again. Her mom is wright to foregive her.
=Margaret=

dogslobber buttlube: The pore child. I know she is so sorrie. And she won't try it again. Her mom is wright to foregive her.
=Margaret=

Did you just step out of the 15th century or something?

the voices in your head: dogslobber buttlube: The pore child. I know she is so sorrie. And she won't try it again. Her mom is wright to foregive her.
=Margaret=

Did you just step out of the 15th century or something?

you just got got

NanashiKnight: "Kids sit down and talk about things and never follow through with it,"

Maybe not most, but some. My twin sisters, 14, tried to murder me and my parents. I don't trust kids anymore, ever. When people talk about killing someone, in-depth, and intricately plan it, that goes beyond saying "Gosh, I wish my mom would just die!"

So, um, are they hot?

Lauren Ashley Morrow and her boyfriend, Andrew Bland

Is it just me or does that sound like the beginning of a dirty limerick?

NanashiKnight:

You can't just make a statement like that, and not farking elaborate Details!

Majin_Buu: Lauren Ashley Morrow and her boyfriend, Andrew Bland

Is it just me or does that sound like the beginning of a dirty limerick?

Lauren Ashley Morrow
and her boyfriend, Andrew Bland
went marching to tomorrow
with her pussy in his hand.

NanashiKnight: "Kids sit down and talk about things and never follow through with it,"

Maybe not most, but some. My twin sisters, 14, tried to murder me and my parents. I don't trust kids anymore, ever. When people talk about killing someone, in-depth, and intricately plan it, that goes beyond saying "Gosh, I wish my mom would just die!"

To be fair, what siblings have never attempted murder on each other?

welcome to the real world Kiddies. :)

A mother's love is priceless, am I right?

The good kind of priceless?

So the daughter is out on bond? And she's living with her mother? And people really think that's a good idea?

Are there no other relatives she could stay with? Or is Mom just the only one deluded enough to believe the daughter is an innocent little princess?