He has a peaceful penis. That's nice.

Mine is angry and violent, sadly.

ATTENTION FARKERS:

PENIS

That is all.

Watch out Olmert. Penis is coming for you.

bubbaprog: He has a peaceful penis. That's nice.

Mine is angry and violet, sadly.

FTFY.

PENIS

Penis, as well.

(NSFW)

King Something: ATTENTION FARKERS:

PENIS

That is all.

PENIS

Mine's bigger.

Peeeeeennniiissssss.

Mine's bigger and longer

_penis

/no comment

simian04: Peeeeeennniiis_sssss.
Mine's bigger and longer

And it seems to be leaking.

What a dick.

wow. you idiots. with all the penis jokes you missed THIS gem :

STRAIGHT FTFA!!!

there isn't a more severe offense for a pubic servant

did i mention

there isn't a more severe offense for a pubic servant?

yes?

still didnt notice? lets take another look...

yes, it still says:

PUBIC SERVANT

(from Pathetic Geek Stories)

Zoom in.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Zoom in.

wish i could!

/you guys are slippin tonight.
//penis
///pubic servant

That's why so many of them changed their names @ Ellis Island.

WARNING!!!! Do not do a GIS for this guy, you won't find enough eye bleach to erase the results.

/Penis

lajimi: WARNING!!!! Do not do a GIS for this guy, you won't find enough eye bleach to erase the results.

/Penis

3===========D

/mmmmm, emotipr0n...

danar75: 3===========D

/mmmmm, emotipr0n...

(.)(.)
_).(
( v )

for those of you into emoti-hara-kiri-pr0n

I read that as PEZ-Penis at first.
Trying to erase the visual I had of how to get the candy out.

penis mightier?

Alas, penisland.com is no longer a place to buy writing instruments on line. I just checked.

P

E

N

I

S

My penis is big and sloppy. I have a big sloppy penis. Let me show you my big sloppy penis.

Dick!

STZ Nuthin

I first read that as Pez-Penis. I bet that was his nickname in high school.


/Damn it, now I want PEZ...

Gah, didn't see Driver's comment. I wondered the same thing.


/Still want PEZ though...

Competition for Anurag Dikshiat ?

Sounds like the name of the villain in the next Austin Powers flick...

PENIS

/let me show you it

Sorry, I don't mean to threadjack by posting comments about the article (after all, that's not really what this thread is about, is it?), but:

Are the allegations made public by the radio interview? Perhaps, he wants the details of the allegations made pubic.

/ sorry again
// couldn't help myself

bubbaprog: He has a peaceful penis.



i know how he could get a softer, more luxurious penis.

At least he wasn't Pez Penis.

Imagine the pain that would be.

Dear God, are you people missing the point or what?

There is a serious cover-up going on! If the PM is really into some shady dealings that wouldn't allow him to continue for "even one more day," the entire region geopolitically could be rendered dangerously... ummmm...

Aw, fark it. PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISBABABOOEYBABABOOEY!!11

RadioAaron: Dear God, are you people missing the point or what?

i got your point right here.

in my pants.

/it's my penis.

Wow... Penis posts
/PENIS in every one!
//penis
///PENIS

RadioAaron: Dear God, are you people missing the point or what?

Don't be a..............

Bummer of a birthname, Hal.

Too bad it's just a case of a really bad typo.

Link

Sevumar: Too bad it's just a case of a really bad typo.

You're the guy at magic acts who points out where the magician is hiding the rabbit, aren't you?

Sevumar: Too bad it's just a case of a really bad typo.

Link

It's pronounced just like penis in Hebrew, so the joke still stands.

There's also a well known TV personality named Guy Pines, with the same pronunciation.

Stwike him Centurion! Vewy Woughwy!


/Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this