I'm a boilermaker and I'm getting a kick.....

I thought they were non-flying birds.

Careful with the shot glass - you'll chip a tooth.

Шикарно! Вот только почему на всех картинках изображены испуганные девочки?

As god as my witness...

Methinks the driver was a little tired. Hopefully he pulls through.

MonkeyBoy666: Methinks the driver was a little tired. Hopefully he pulls through.

The turkey was more tired.

bunner: I thought they were non-flying birds.

Commercially farmed ones tend to be, because they've been bred to be so heavy as to make flight impossible. Wild turkeys roost high in trees, for which flying is pretty much a pre-requisite.

Is it bad if I am more concerned about the beer?

Wild Turkey is good stuff. Why in the world would someone leave some outside for a truck to hit?

The state Department of Transportation cleaned up the scene.

Standard equipment for a case like this is a bucket of ice and a highball.

bonehead800: bunner: I thought they were non-flying birds.

Commercially farmed ones tend to be, because they've been bred to be so heavy as to make flight impossible. Wild turkeys roost high in trees, for which flying is pretty much a pre-requisite.

But how many does it take to carry a coconut?

Smart critters too- when i lived in oregon, they were around in passels and scads and just all over the place until the afternoon
before turkey season opened. next day- all gone!

skiinstructor: Smart critters too- when i lived in oregon, they were around in passels and scads and just all over the place until the afternoon
before turkey season opened. next day- all gone!

They are not that smart, I have shot at one missed and called it back in range.

I wonder if witnesses gobbled up the evidence.

Uncle Karl: skiinstructor: Smart critters too- when i lived in oregon, they were around in passels and scads and just all over the place until the afternoon
before turkey season opened. next day- all gone!

They are not that smart, I have shot at one missed and called it back in range.

They're about the dumbest creatures on the planet, actually.

Barakku: Uncle Karl: skiinstructor: Smart critters too- when i lived in oregon, they were around in passels and scads and just all over the place until the afternoon
before turkey season opened. next day- all gone!

They are not that smart, I have shot at one missed and called it back in range.

They're about the dumbest creatures on the planet, actually.

I think that title falls to the domesticated chicken. Broccoli with legs.

boiler up!

Go Purdue

Uncle Karl: Barakku: Uncle Karl: skiinstructor: Smart critters too- when i lived in oregon, they were around in passels and scads and just all over the place until the afternoon
before turkey season opened. next day- all gone!

They are not that smart, I have shot at one missed and called it back in range.

They're about the dumbest creatures on the planet, actually.

I think that title falls to the domesticated chicken. Broccoli with legs.

Probably, now that you mention it. Probably smarter once you cut their head off.

FTA: Daniel S. Milby, 32, of DeFuniak Springs, was in critical condition at Sacred Heart Hospital in Pensacola on Saturday night.




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Don't worry, they'll do everything to make sure he lives.

This was just meant to be a Fark headline. Nice job, Smitty.

I KNEW I should have gone into the highway cleanup business...

I have an idea for Thanksgiving.

I thought boilers were made with gin.....

shackelford: I thought boilers were made with gin.....

How the hell did Indiana ever make it into the Union?

Domestic turkeys can drown in the rain. Something hits their heads, they look up with their beaks open and choke on the raindrops...

Wild turkeys get hit by cars, and I've stumbled upon them in the forset before. Not bright, but I've heard they get pretty skittish during hunting season.

seriously injured, rushed to hospital, blah blah blah, whatever. LOL, BOILERMAKER!

I dont understand mixing beer with liquor. Irish Car Bombs are okay I guess, but Id rather sip on the Bailey's and enjoy the Guinness.

/old

bunner: I thought they were non-flying birds.

Only the domestic ones. Wild turkeys are fairly aerodynamic. Fairly. They are large birds, "ground" birds as the saying is, and don't fly around a great deal.

I can't believe no one mentioned this already...



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skiinstructor: Smart critters too- when i lived in oregon, they were around in passels and scads and just all over the place until the afternoon
before turkey season opened. next day- all gone!


I would't say they are smart but maybe not a stupid as some people think.

see link below:
http://www.hiyt.afhe.ualberta.ca/fall05projects/turkeydrown.pdf

that's twenty minutes away... Where's my hat!?

Both men were wearing seatbelts and the accident was not alcohol-related
I call shenanigans!

Uncle Karl: bonehead800: bunner: I thought they were non-flying birds.

Commercially farmed ones tend to be, because they've been bred to be so heavy as to make flight impossible. Wild turkeys roost high in trees, for which flying is pretty much a pre-requisite.

But how many does it take to carry a coconut?

Alabama turkeys or Rhode Island turkeys?

Barakku :They're about the dumbest creatures on the planet, actually.



He wants a word with you.

/for shame

Approves.

the accident was not alcohol related???

It was a BEER truck for cryin out loud.

sheesh

bunner: I thought they were non-flying birds.

You wouldn't think so, but wild turkeys can fly. Got a ton of them where I live. They seem to "forget" how to fly until I let my dogs out of the house.. they remember pretty farking quick then.

Where I live, we have a wild turkey hen strutting around downtown. My theory is that it's escaped city hall (ZING!). I've seen it at least 4 times in the last month, I hope to never hit the damn thing. Here's a story about it...Link (new window)

I did a double take at the local (state run) liquor store when they had Wild Turkey "Small Batch" in their higher end whiskey cabinet. WTF?