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(Some Guy) Caption Caption these two cousins as a storm approaches in rural Argentina   (danielazoulaygallery.com) divider line 76
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Wil_Mahfingahdo 2008-05-10 08:21:35 PM  
The #10 prepares for battle.

 
mrCasual 2008-05-10 08:21:44 PM  
"Today's impending tragedy is brought to you by the number 10."

 
Wil_Mahfingahdo 2008-05-10 08:26:50 PM  
mrCasual: "Today's impending tragedy is brought to you by the number 10."

HAHA! SNAP!

 
mrCasual 2008-05-10 08:32:04 PM  
Wil_Mahfingahdo: SNAP!

D'Oh!

 
Gobobo 2008-05-10 08:32:07 PM  
Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 08:39:11 PM  
www.danielazoulaygallery.com

"You'll have to take it off yourself. My arms aren't long enough to reach."

 
Atillathepun [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 08:39:17 PM  
It was inevitable that an all-female remake of Brokeback Mountain would be made. The part of the mountain will be played by the actress on the right.

/no votey?

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-05-10 09:18:27 PM  
"Looks like Harrison Ford is not delivering the ice he promised, but has called down the wrath of the gods with his greenish pollution."

 
jmccarth07 2008-05-10 09:19:29 PM  
Girl on Right: "Yay! I finally have a friend!"

Girl on Left: "Of course I'm your friend!" I'm only friends with you because I'm using you as an anchor in case a tornado strikes.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-05-10 09:20:05 PM  
'Hold me.'

'IMMA GUNNA EAT JO!'

 
bhandler 2008-05-10 09:21:04 PM  
Hey, let's pose so subby can prove his pedophila

Great idea


/not kidding

 
jmccarth07 2008-05-10 09:21:48 PM  
The start to the inevitable love scene in every disaster movie.

 
Deschit 2008-05-10 09:22:39 PM  
Why did you have to tie a double knot?!

 
Wakahaka 2008-05-10 09:22:44 PM  
Stop eating all of my food.

 
Wise_Guy 2008-05-10 09:25:46 PM  
Girl 1: "I can't believe that came out of your ass."

Girl 2: "Hold me-- I'm so very scared."

 
MAYORBOB 2008-05-10 09:26:55 PM  
Hold onto me for dear life. No tornado known to man has the power to lift me off my feet.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 09:27:13 PM  
"Uncomfortable!"

 
kingMountain [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 09:27:33 PM  
"I'm so scared, hold me."

"Oh man, why's hail gotta look like little tiny sugar balls? I just wanna eat em all up."

 
plutonium239 2008-05-10 09:27:33 PM  
mierda!

 
simpsonfan 2008-05-10 09:27:51 PM  
"First, the Jerry Springer show turns us down, and now this."

 
kilgorn 2008-05-10 09:27:52 PM  
Little girl...Holy cow! We can outrun it, if
you'll let go..


Big girl...biatch

 
Obergruppenfarker 2008-05-10 09:29:01 PM  
Isn't that the cow from "Twister"?

 
Antidamascus 2008-05-10 09:31:04 PM  
Is that Miley?

 
dennis2society 2008-05-10 09:37:09 PM  
Girl on left: "Was that thunder?"

Girl on right: "No."

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-05-10 09:37:47 PM  
Big Girl: OM NOM NOM... DELICIOUS FACE

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-05-10 09:38:56 PM  
both: "there's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home..."

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-05-10 09:41:40 PM  
Thanks to some inter-hemispheral mind/weather loophole, Hillary Clinton's anger over currently trailing Obama in the primaries somehow travelled south and transformed into a dark, scary storm in Argentina.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-05-10 09:45:03 PM  
Hell no! I'd rather die a virgin.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-05-10 09:46:43 PM  
girl on the left: "if we stay out here any longer, she's gonna get all stupid mad at us."
girl on the right: "hey now, don't talk about her that way, she's my momma too!"

[cue banjo riff]

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 09:47:04 PM  
www.danielazoulaygallery.com

When you hunt me down in another avatar of our lives, Cousin, I suggest
that you fake (or commit) one crime at A, a second crime at B, eight kilometres from
A, then a third crime at C, four kilometres from A and B and halfway between them.
Then wait for me at D, two kilometres from A and C, once again halfway between
them. Kill me at D, as you are about to kill me at Triste-le-Roy.

 
dewars-rocks [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 09:49:30 PM  
"Carmelitas storm anchoring service is very busy this time of year"

 
Mad-n-FL 2008-05-10 09:50:20 PM  
"Hold on to something"

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-05-10 09:55:24 PM  
simpsonfan

what? no votey? awwww :-(

 
Get Lost 2008-05-10 09:57:34 PM  
"I told you, I could get you skinny, if I suck your brains out through your ear."

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-05-10 09:57:37 PM  
"Mom?"
"Yes, angel?"
"Next year could you maybe lose a little more weight before putting on your swimsuit?"
"Why?"
"I think you just pissed off God."

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 09:57:50 PM  
"The creature on the right puffs up to make itself look bigger and more frightening to it's would-be attacker. The creature on the left tries to hide by imitating a stick."

 
Chad Michael Murray 2008-05-10 09:59:20 PM  
"I wish Chad Michael Murray was here. He could kick that tornado's ass while looking real intense."

 
MayoBoy 2008-05-10 10:03:24 PM  
Is that a wallcloud in your trunks or am I holding you too tightly?

 
AmStatic1 [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:04:53 PM  
Jo and Ann, Siamese twins joined at the forehead, prayed that lightning would separate them.

 
KierzanDax 2008-05-10 10:11:10 PM  
"I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. Chili's....baby-back ribs (with bar-b-que sauce...)"

 
bamboozil 2008-05-10 10:16:45 PM  
Though the entire swim team was pulling for them, The Hairy Face Wrestlers were no match for god and his partner El Tornado.

 
Lobot 2008-05-10 10:24:02 PM  
shiatfire! You're wider than that cloud!

 
Waffle of Justice 2008-05-10 10:30:13 PM  
Girl on left: Wow look at all that hail damage to your legs!

 
xombie_a_go_go 2008-05-10 10:33:23 PM  
Girl on left; but...but...but......
Girl on right; shhhh...it's ok. It's legal in Florida.
Girl on left; But this isn't Florida.
Girl on right; shhhhhhhh.

 
canetguy [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:40:29 PM  
img104.imageshack.us

/kaBlam!

 
etherknot 2008-05-10 10:41:45 PM  
"I like where this thread is going." "Me too." "No, I really like where this thread is going."

 
Marc_Arsenal 2008-05-10 10:44:16 PM  
"I just can't quit moo."

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:50:24 PM  
Mr. & Mrs. Jack Sprat

 
crapo87 2008-05-10 11:04:30 PM  
It's the American remake of ""Les Cousins Dangereux"!

 
ajamie 2008-05-10 11:17:07 PM  
"I apologize for not cooking more!"
"I apologize for not cooking less!"

 
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