Ba-dum psh.

Get on your bikes and ride (mildly NSFW)

roflcycles.

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

wydok: I want to ride my bicyle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicyle
I want to ride it where I like

FTFY

rackrent 2008-05-11 01:43:29 AM
FTFY

Um... is that the British spelling or something?

Bicyle?

Motorcyle?

Or is this some kind of running gag?

wydok 2008-05-11 01:50:01 AM
Or is this some kind of running gag?

Oh, wait, I see the headline now. Never mind.

Taking the phrase 'on your bike son' to new levels.

If I know what subby means?

global wombats: Taking the phrase 'on your bike son' to new levels.

I think "get off your bike" is even more accurate.

"Jolly good. Hip Hip!"

I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

Why don't you wheel a seat over there.

I read the article...kinky!!!
But as far as the headline goes, I understand why the bicycles for the female was created back in the day, as not to hike their skirts and petticoats for all to see, but why do men have that straight bar parallel to the ground? I always thought that if for some strange reason the man were to stop all of a sudden because a deer wanted to spook him on the trail...YIPES!!!...The beans get separated and the frank gets split up the middle...So shouldn't it be the other way 'round in this day and age?

/Owns a hybrid bike and a road bike...designed for men, because the female models are for sissies..:D
//By the way, Lance Armstrong is EEEEVILLLL. I have my reasons. Hubby thinks Bill Gates is evil, but Hubby's a technogeek...
///Bike tire slashies?

ultraholland
(mildly NSFW)

where do you work?

RogueLeader: ultraholland
(mildly NSFW)

where do you work?

It didn't say SFW...

lemon-curry: RogueLeader: ultraholland
(mildly NSFW)

where do you work?

It didn't say SFW...

But where would that be mildly NSFW...

sunami
But where would that be mildly NSFW...

ultraholland is from the beloved Netherlands, god bless where ever it is that he works . . .

If a photo of fine women from the Queen shoot is completely NSFW, then you should just quit :P

How about this bicycle? Extremely NSFW (new window)

ultraholland: If a photo of fine women from the Queen shoot is completely NSFW, then you should just quit :P

I'll have you know, I'd pay good money for one of these bicicle seats, or maybe two.

//they'ed be real handy, if I ever get a bike.

"Police get a grip on serial masturbator"

http://www.thelocal.se/9982/20080214/

/ORLY?

rackrent: wydok: I want to ride my bicyle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicyle
I want to ride it where I like

FTFY

Beautiful. /clap

A friend of mine, as a young teen, once asked a pretty girl if he might sniff her bicycle seat. Result: smacked in face with hair brush.

/Too bad the guy in the TFA wasn't in Japan; he could've really used one one of those unwashed-panties vending machines.

Now THAT is a sexy bike seat... Ahem, but really dude - it's just a seat, you know?

What a crazy form of (fetish) transferral - I'm still surprised at the leniency of the court (but hey, it's Sweden); his fines are lower than those for cycling without lights or bells.

And he probably didn't have the lights on - & the only bell he was ringing, well...

Should have left the tyres alone, mate. That's a penalty.

whenever I think of bicyle seats, I think of Queen's video for "Bicycle race". I read somewhere that the band tried to give back the bicycles back from the bike place they borrowed them from. The group said "no". The band's rep offered to take off the seats, but the bicycle place still said "no". funny!

wydok:
I want to ride my your bicycle
I want to ride my your bike
I want to ride my your bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

FTFY.

Serial masturbation is a crime in Sweden?
Sigh. So much for my dreams of socialist paradise.

thisispete: I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

THIS

/obscure early Pink Floyd for the win

That article delivered exactly what was promised

/golf clap subby

From the article:
The man confessed that in three separate cases, he slashed the tires of bicycles belonging to women he found attractive, and then proceeded to rub up against the bicycle seats for sexual gratification

Now, I get rubbing up against the seats, but why did he slash the tires?

maybe they were too tall.

Oh, I get it, he's a bike-sexual.

/guess which comedian I stole that phrase from.

Now, I get rubbing up against the seats, but why did he slash the tires?

He's also bike-polar.

bratchaman: "Police get a grip on serial masturbator"

http://www.thelocal.se/9982/20080214/

/ORLY?

"serial masturbator"; arn't we all.

"I want to be your bicycle seat
When you go riding down the street.
I promise not to be indiscreet.
Baby let me be your bicycle seat."

dwalder:
Now THAT is a sexy bike seat...


Uh, if used by a guy, that seat looks like something likely to cause an epic (but familiar) TFD advice thread.

/winces