God, she is pathetic. She is proving to be a pretty lousy politician, that's for sure.

when your best plea to the voters is that they remain willfully ignorant in order to vote for you, shouldn't you just admit you lost?

"Just turn off your television."

The rest of what she didn't say: "The only way I'm going to be able to recoup my losses from this campaign is to convince you guys, the remaining idiots who support me, to donate more money. You would think a person who is mathematically eliminated would have a hard time raising money -- but you guys make it easy! I just hope no one audits my campaign to find out that I've essentially stopped spending money as of Indiana/North Carolina.. Because you idiots might be upset if you figured out I already know I have no chance and I'm just using your money to repay my debt and refill my coffers. Thanks, I love you guys!"

The fat lady is singing and Hillary is telling us it's just the intermission.

Hillary's core constituency

SNL sure did a number on her last night with that opening skit.
Ouch!

Well, it's fortunate she won't become your next president - right now it seems as if she would just make the democratic party look as stupid as the party currently in office

Hobodeluxe: SNL sure did a number on her last night with that opening skit.

what was it?

"Just turn off the television," says Hillary Clinton

But I'll miss Doctor Who, and Burn Notice, and House, and Force 10 From Navarone (42^nd showing on AMC this week!), and the Golf Channel, and Comedy Central, and CMT, and the Law & Order Channel...

Pretty much everything that I watch so that I don't have to listen to her, Obama, or McCain. Why can't we just go ahead and put in the one that was always meant to be in charge...



Vote Meadow Party!

Turn off, tune out, and drop in?

Turn off the tv? I guess I'll go back to tabloids to find my news.



Damnit!

She's just hatin' because she couldn't come up with a 57 state strategy...

...and look at the YouTubes.

Isn't that what cults usually tell their followers?

Hobodeluxe: SNL sure did a number on her last night with that opening skit.
Ouch!

after months of an uncovered epic Hillary meltdown and their previous bizzaro world statements on Obama/Clinton, I say it was high time they did a political parody that reflects actual events.

dervish16108: Isn't that what cults usually tell their followers?

Shut up and drink your kool aid. The comet is coming.

"I wrote a paper, and then the Selectric was like 'beepbeepbeepbeep', and ink spilled all over it. It was a really good paper."

Hobodeluxe: SNL sure did a number on her last night with that opening skit.
Ouch!

A description of their skit would be helpful.

Sandwyrm: Hobodeluxe: SNL sure did a number on her last night with that opening skit.
Ouch!

A description of their skit would be helpful.

I'll do ya one better ^{(^)}

Hobodeluxe: Sandwyrm: Hobodeluxe: SNL sure did a number on her last night with that opening skit.
Ouch!

A description of their skit would be helpful.

I'll do ya one better (^)

Wow. They systematically destroyed her.

That had to be written by a Farker.

Occam's Chainsaw:

That had to be written by a Farker.

Yes, only here do you find the capacity to marry the humourless and the blatantly obvious in a package that thinks it is clever and interesting.

If you're going to put something in quotes, subby, make sure it it something the quoted actually said.

At this point, even if Obama had the dead girl/live boy moment hat she is hoping for, she's still a joke.

Hobodeluxe: I'll do ya one better (^)

Nice!

It's a shame about the farked up aspect ratio, though. I'm surprised that it's the rare squish 16:9 to 4:3 rather than the more common stretch 4:3 to 16:9.

/aspect ratio nazi
//watches SD programming on his HDTV in 4:3 format as it is broadcast, unlike most people (the first time I walk into a house or bar and see SD programming in 4:3 as it should be, I will be farking dumbfounded
///have been biatched at for correcting the aspect ratio on someone else's tv
////what the fark is wrong with these people who have got to "fill the screen" on their HDTVs?
//yes, these slashies are excessively long, but I don't care

FarkinFarker: Hobodeluxe: I'll do ya one better (^)

Nice!

It's a shame about the farked up aspect ratio, though. I'm surprised that it's the rare squish 16:9 to 4:3 rather than the more common stretch 4:3 to 16:9.

/aspect ratio nazi
//watches SD programming on his HDTV in 4:3 format as it is broadcast, unlike most people (the first time I walk into a house or bar and see SD programming in 4:3 as it should be, I will be farking dumbfounded
///have been biatched at for correcting the aspect ratio on someone else's tv
////what the fark is wrong with these people who have got to "fill the screen" on their HDTVs?
//yes, these slashies are excessively long, but I don't care


Well if you have a tv that has a really good chip in it you can get a good looking expanded 4:3 to 16:9.
The Hitachi Plasma I have does an excellent job.
It's nothing like those "panoramic" blurred edges or the simply "stretched" look most manufacturers give you. This tv has a logarithm in the chip that actually makes the expanded 4:3 look right. Don't ask me how but it works.

/hopes one day every channel is HD

Neonkopite: Yes, only here do you find the capacity to marry the humourless and the blatantly obvious in a package that thinks it is clever and interesting

Snap!

Hobodeluxe: FarkinFarker: Hobodeluxe: I'll do ya one better (^)

Nice!

It's a shame about the farked up aspect ratio, though. I'm surprised that it's the rare squish 16:9 to 4:3 rather than the more common stretch 4:3 to 16:9.

/aspect ratio nazi
//watches SD programming on his HDTV in 4:3 format as it is broadcast, unlike most people (the first time I walk into a house or bar and see SD programming in 4:3 as it should be, I will be farking dumbfounded
///have been biatched at for correcting the aspect ratio on someone else's tv
////what the fark is wrong with these people who have got to "fill the screen" on their HDTVs?
//yes, these slashies are excessively long, but I don't care


Well if you have a tv that has a really good chip in it you can get a good looking expanded 4:3 to 16:9.
The Hitachi Plasma I have does an excellent job.
It's nothing like those "panoramic" blurred edges or the simply "stretched" look most manufacturers give you. This tv has a logarithm in the chip that actually makes the expanded 4:3 look right. Don't ask me how but it works.

/hopes one day every channel is HD

If memory serves they stretch the edges. My understanding was that the actors and main concentration of the film is rarely on the edge, so this works really well...or so they say.

I'm enjoying The Terry McAulliffe show right now on Meet the Press.



"This nomination process is not over!!1!"

"Arrested Development is only on hiatus!"

I know that may be hard to believe, but if you just take the advice that I give to my own mother, and that is: Just turn off the television."


wow. just when you think that woman can't get any more desperate.

She didn't lose badly, just poorly.

FTA "Clinton wrapped up her remarks at the fundraiser with words of encouragement: "Let's keep going. This is a great adventure, stay with me!"

Translation: I don wanna die alone!!!

Hobodeluxe: I'll do ya one better (^)


ah, another supporter lost.


good riddance, too. I blame SNL for spreading that bullshiat "OMFG, the media is being unfair to 10+ state-losing former First Lady of a popular President Hillary!"

She may as well have asked them to unplug teh internets. Oh right, only old ladies and coalminers left to vote for her. What internets?

paper_champion: Hillary's core constituency

That hit the spot!

Hobodeluxe: Sandwyrm: Hobodeluxe: SNL sure did a number on her last night with that opening skit.
Ouch!

A description of their skit would be helpful.

I'll do ya one better (^)

That was spot on. It didn't even have to exaggerate much.

My mom never told *me* to turn off the TV, so I think that trumps Hillary's call to do so.

I guess it's fine if she withholds TV privileges from Chelsea, but she can't have my remote until she pries it from my cold, dead hands. Not during F1 season.

"And turn on the Rush Limbaugh show", she continued.

Lady, your credibility is shot. We're [as a nation] tired of your games.

libertylad: What internets?

It's the suction side of the you tube.

"Just turn off that television. It's just not fair that they keep talking about how the Giants beat us in the Super Bowl."

Want an exercise in stupidity - read the blog comments on that page...

Actually, I wish everyone would do this. TV political commentary is infuriating.

But yes, I don't like that she's saying this now. It's been infuriating throughout the year.

Hobodeluxe: Well if you have a tv that has a really good chip in it you can get a good looking expanded 4:3 to 16:9.

No you can't. You will either lose part of the picture or distort it.

I only have two things to say:

1) that was an amazing SNL clip up there; they really nailed her on the main points that no one wants to bring up in the news

2) I have a Samsung DLP and run all my SD broadcasts in as 4:3 (the component input from my comcast box is smart enough to expand the picture to 16:9 for HD feeds and shrink back down to 4:3 otherwise...i too hate expanded SD programming, although i will admit my TV does a poor job of scaling it, while others I've seen really trick me until I look closely that its actually a scaled SD signal..