ATM N TX 2 NITE.

Oh great, there's a family tree I want multiplying.

Heh, good one.

G2V: Oh great, there's a family tree I want multiplying.

That's another metaphor I want intersexed.

Well at least she saved herself for tonig... never mind.

Were Harold & Kumar there?

Barbara is the hot one but Jena is the one that would be easier to fark.

So he is a little bit...

Magoo!

FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...

I suppose this is the wrong place to call for restraint, out of respect for both young love and the office of the President.

hockey fool: FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...

Why...is one of those things not true?

Damn she's ugly

Louder And More Dissonant: I suppose this is the wrong place to call for restraint, out of respect for both young love and the office of the President.

You mean for a traitor that deserves a short drop and a sudden stop?

/after a fair trail for treason in a time of war of course

They'll make fat, pasty, moon-faced rich kids just like them. Like larvae. Gross.

"Feh" tag unavailable for comment, I suppose.

Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.

robbiedo: Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.

Look at those knees!

Barakku: hockey fool: FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...

Why...is one of those things not true?

No, it's fail described on a national scale...

Barakku: robbiedo: Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.

Look at those canklesknees!
FTFY

Gosh, I wonder when their first-born is due? Last December?

/I was convinced she was preggos months ago.
/Oh well. If W can hide a DUI conviction until a few days before a presidential election, they can hide a baby for a few months.

TheShavingofOccam123: Gosh, I wonder when their first-born is due? Last December?

/I was convinced she was preggos months ago.
/Oh well. If W can hide a DUI conviction until a few days before a presidential election, they can hide a baby for a few months.

And don't forget his darling wife killing her boyfriend.

They'll breed lots of aristocratic, snobbish brats who will grow up living off of great, great granddaddy's Nazi war fortunes.

and, tomorrow ... (NSFW)

This thread needs more Barbara Pierce Bush.

crinklefish: Barakku: hockey fool: FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...

Why...is one of those things not true?

No, it's fail described on a national scale...

I didn't realize this was automatically going to be a lollol Bush OMGz thread; I thought we'd stay on the topic of her sharp thighs for a few posts.

Uncle Karl: Barakku: robbiedo: Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.

Look at those canklesknees!
FTFY

First one to have a bead of necksweat reach their but crack wins!

Uncle Karl: TheShavingofOccam123: Gosh, I wonder when their first-born is due? Last December?

/I was convinced she was preggos months ago.
/Oh well. If W can hide a DUI conviction until a few days before a presidential election, they can hide a baby for a few months.

And don't forget his darling wife killing her boyfriend.

Forget? How could I forget? I only learned of it a few months ago. See what I mean?

/God forbid Jenna terminated. What a story...

Why is it only 7 1/2 years into the Bush presidency when people are starting to believe that Barbara is the hot twin, not Jenna?

/team Barbara from the beginning

The entire Bush administration is unfolding like an Anti-West Wing series.

Whatever noble attempts at explaining civics in a unique and memorable fashion the West Wing Fiction had (complete with family events like this), our real life West Wing occupants have obfuscated and manipulated civics for private gain, complete with family events like this.

I can't wait for the exciting series finale, it's going to be a real life show stopper. I can tell by the leaked 'trailers'.

Oh, good. The hot one is still available.

Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

Maybe so, but she's rich, her family is so Skulls & Bonesed up that you'd never go hungry, and you could always have a hotter piece on the side.

SemperLieSuckah: This thread needs more Barbara Pierce Bush.

Srsly. Who'd have thought the one named after this:



would be the "hot one"?

Of course, it helps that she managed to escape getting her father's looks.

Inaditch: Oh, good. The hot one one that doesn't look like a female version of daddy is still available.

FYFY

Um... don't give a crap.

SemperLieSuckah: This thread needs more Barbara Pierce Bush.

Back off, sucka! Barbara's spoken for.

Normally at celebrity weddings there are tons of media/tabloid helicopters overhead trying to get the perfect photo.

Probably didn't happen that way today.

And, yes, if Jenna aborted last fall, it would be one hell of a story. The evangelicals would run screaming into night in confusion.

Robokev: Normally at celebrity weddings there are tons of media/tabloid helicopters overhead trying to get the perfect photo.

Probably didn't happen that way today.

And, yes, if Jenna aborted last fall, it would be one hell of a story. The evangelicals would run screaming into night in confusion.

Their heads didn't explode upon learning that Cheney has a lesbian daughter he hasn't disowned or had "cured."

Unfortunately.

Jenna Bush sex tape in a few years?

/not sure if I want

When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.

Has the news spilled about her secret pregnancy yet? Or do we have to wait another month before it's "true"?

themindiswatching: Jenna Bush sex tape in a few years?

/not sure if I want

Let's be honest, as far as inbred, overentitled blondes go, Jenna's far more hittable than Paris Hilton, and you'd be less likely to have it burn when you pee for all eternity.

From her younger days

Bunnyhat: When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.

These are not the droids you are looking for.

I don't really know anyone who "hates" Bush, myself included. I've always just thought of him as a dumbass. A potentially dangerous dumbass, but hey, I can deal with that, I live in the South.

Besides, I fully and willfully concede that the younger Barbara is hot. You can't hate hot.

/well, I can't, but I'm weird like that.

Great, I'm betting we got to pay close to $20million on that one, considering that every time Chimpy simply flys out just to give a speech endorsing some douche bag's election, it costs us 3.

I always thought they were both kinda hot.

Bunnyhat: When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.

Just wait until he's left office. Particularly if Obama wins. The media has been playing nice, because they know if they don't, they don't get cut in on all the approved propaganda. The moment he rides off to Crawford, expect the retrospectives of the last 8 years. They won't be kind.

The hate for his kids I don't get. It's not their fault he's a crooked moron with a reverse Midas touch.

Bunnyhat: When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.


No. He is more than fair game; and this being Fark, so are his daughters. However I feel obliged to say that I know Barbara (well, only hung out with her once) and she seems a good enough person.

dionada:
These are not the droids you are looking for.

I don't really know anyone who "hates" Bush, myself included. I've always just thought of him as a dumbass. A potentially dangerous dumbass, but hey, I can deal with that, I live in the South.

Besides, I fully and willfully concede that the younger Barbara is hot. You can't hate hot.

/well, I can't, but I'm weird like that.

Plenty of people biatch about him like he's eating live Iraqi babies and shiatting the remains into the local gas pump, and it's much worse on the intertubes. But yeah, most people seem to simply share the rather accurate observation that he's dumb.