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(CNN) Sappy Saturday, for the first and possibly last time, Jenna Bush answered "I do" to a question that is not, "Do you want another drink?"   (cnn.com) divider line 207
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Cewley [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 05:21:33 PM  
ATM N TX 2 NITE.

 
G2V 2008-05-11 01:00:21 AM  
Oh great, there's a family tree I want multiplying.

 
veale728 [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:01:05 AM  
Heh, good one.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:01:28 AM  
G2V: Oh great, there's a family tree I want multiplying.

That's another metaphor I want intersexed.

 
Moray 2008-05-11 01:02:19 AM  
Well at least she saved herself for tonig... never mind.

 
TrentSteel68 2008-05-11 01:03:52 AM  
Were Harold & Kumar there?

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:04:44 AM  
Barbara is the hot one but Jena is the one that would be easier to fark.

 
EggSniper 2008-05-11 01:05:20 AM  
i.l.cnn.net

So he is a little bit...

Magoo!

 
hockey fool 2008-05-11 01:05:25 AM  
FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...

 
Louder And More Dissonant 2008-05-11 01:06:30 AM  
I suppose this is the wrong place to call for restraint, out of respect for both young love and the office of the President.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:07:23 AM  
hockey fool: FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...


Why...is one of those things not true?

 
Cyxneo 2008-05-11 01:07:49 AM  
Damn she's ugly

 
Uncle Karl 2008-05-11 01:07:59 AM  
Louder And More Dissonant: I suppose this is the wrong place to call for restraint, out of respect for both young love and the office of the President.

You mean for a traitor that deserves a short drop and a sudden stop?

/after a fair trail for treason in a time of war of course

 
7473r4 2008-05-11 01:08:18 AM  
They'll make fat, pasty, moon-faced rich kids just like them. Like larvae. Gross.

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:08:26 AM  
"Feh" tag unavailable for comment, I suppose.

 
robbiedo 2008-05-11 01:08:59 AM  
Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:09:55 AM  
robbiedo: Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.


Look at those knees!

 
crinklefish [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:10:14 AM  
Barakku: hockey fool: FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...

Why...is one of those things not true?


No, it's fail described on a national scale...

 
Uncle Karl 2008-05-11 01:10:47 AM  
Barakku: robbiedo: Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.

Look at those canklesknees!

FTFY

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:11:31 AM  
Gosh, I wonder when their first-born is due? Last December?

/I was convinced she was preggos months ago.
/Oh well. If W can hide a DUI conviction until a few days before a presidential election, they can hide a baby for a few months.

 
Uncle Karl 2008-05-11 01:12:15 AM  
TheShavingofOccam123: Gosh, I wonder when their first-born is due? Last December?

/I was convinced she was preggos months ago.
/Oh well. If W can hide a DUI conviction until a few days before a presidential election, they can hide a baby for a few months.


And don't forget his darling wife killing her boyfriend.

 
hockey fool 2008-05-11 01:12:25 AM  
webpages.charter.net

 
SithLord 2008-05-11 01:13:09 AM  
They'll breed lots of aristocratic, snobbish brats who will grow up living off of great, great granddaddy's Nazi war fortunes.

 
noazark 2008-05-11 01:14:41 AM  

 
SemperLieSuckah 2008-05-11 01:14:51 AM  
This thread needs more Barbara Pierce Bush.

i65.photobucket.com

 
Z1P2 2008-05-11 01:16:19 AM  
i27.photobucket.com

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:17:02 AM  
crinklefish: Barakku: hockey fool: FTA :"The Bushes are very private. It's a time of war; it's at a time of economic struggle. ... And this president has high negatives right now. ... It's much more of a low-key event," Wead said.

Lotsa FAIL going on here...

Why...is one of those things not true?

No, it's fail described on a national scale...


I didn't realize this was automatically going to be a lollol Bush OMGz thread; I thought we'd stay on the topic of her sharp thighs for a few posts.

Uncle Karl: Barakku: robbiedo: Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

I dunno. I think she is pretty cute. Seems pretty real.

Look at those canklesknees!
FTFY


First one to have a bead of necksweat reach their but crack wins!

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:19:05 AM  
Uncle Karl: TheShavingofOccam123: Gosh, I wonder when their first-born is due? Last December?

/I was convinced she was preggos months ago.
/Oh well. If W can hide a DUI conviction until a few days before a presidential election, they can hide a baby for a few months.

And don't forget his darling wife killing her boyfriend.


Forget? How could I forget? I only learned of it a few months ago. See what I mean?

/God forbid Jenna terminated. What a story...

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:21:08 AM  
Why is it only 7 1/2 years into the Bush presidency when people are starting to believe that Barbara is the hot twin, not Jenna?

/team Barbara from the beginning

 
malibupetey 2008-05-11 01:22:56 AM  
The entire Bush administration is unfolding like an Anti-West Wing series.

Whatever noble attempts at explaining civics in a unique and memorable fashion the West Wing Fiction had (complete with family events like this), our real life West Wing occupants have obfuscated and manipulated civics for private gain, complete with family events like this.

I can't wait for the exciting series finale, it's going to be a real life show stopper. I can tell by the leaked 'trailers'.

 
Inaditch 2008-05-11 01:24:07 AM  
Oh, good. The hot one is still available.

 
indylaw 2008-05-11 01:24:31 AM  
Cyxneo: Damn she's ugly

Maybe so, but she's rich, her family is so Skulls & Bonesed up that you'd never go hungry, and you could always have a hotter piece on the side.

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:24:49 AM  
SemperLieSuckah: This thread needs more Barbara Pierce Bush.

Srsly. Who'd have thought the one named after this:

upload.wikimedia.org

would be the "hot one"?

Of course, it helps that she managed to escape getting her father's looks.

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

msnbcmedia3.msn.com

bp0.blogger.com

 
MadCat221 2008-05-11 01:25:29 AM  
Inaditch: Oh, good. The hot one one that doesn't look like a female version of daddy is still available.

FYFY

 
giantsquidmarks 2008-05-11 01:26:20 AM  
Um... don't give a crap.

 
ultraholland 2008-05-11 01:26:22 AM  
SemperLieSuckah: This thread needs more Barbara Pierce Bush.

Back off, sucka! Barbara's spoken for.

 
Verbing Your Noun 2008-05-11 01:26:24 AM  
i25.tinypic.com

 
Robokev 2008-05-11 01:27:06 AM  
Normally at celebrity weddings there are tons of media/tabloid helicopters overhead trying to get the perfect photo.

Probably didn't happen that way today.

And, yes, if Jenna aborted last fall, it would be one hell of a story. The evangelicals would run screaming into night in confusion.

 
indylaw 2008-05-11 01:28:54 AM  
Robokev: Normally at celebrity weddings there are tons of media/tabloid helicopters overhead trying to get the perfect photo.

Probably didn't happen that way today.

And, yes, if Jenna aborted last fall, it would be one hell of a story. The evangelicals would run screaming into night in confusion.


Their heads didn't explode upon learning that Cheney has a lesbian daughter he hasn't disowned or had "cured."

Unfortunately.

 
themindiswatching 2008-05-11 01:29:59 AM  
Jenna Bush sex tape in a few years?

/not sure if I want

 
Bunnyhat 2008-05-11 01:31:15 AM  
When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.

 
meepozoid 2008-05-11 01:31:33 AM  
Has the news spilled about her secret pregnancy yet? Or do we have to wait another month before it's "true"?

 
indylaw 2008-05-11 01:31:38 AM  
themindiswatching: Jenna Bush sex tape in a few years?

/not sure if I want


Let's be honest, as far as inbred, overentitled blondes go, Jenna's far more hittable than Paris Hilton, and you'd be less likely to have it burn when you pee for all eternity.

 
never odd or even 2008-05-11 01:32:15 AM  
img.photobucket.com

From her younger days

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:33:58 AM  
Bunnyhat: When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.


These are not the droids you are looking for.

I don't really know anyone who "hates" Bush, myself included. I've always just thought of him as a dumbass. A potentially dangerous dumbass, but hey, I can deal with that, I live in the South.

Besides, I fully and willfully concede that the younger Barbara is hot. You can't hate hot.

/well, I can't, but I'm weird like that.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:34:02 AM  
Great, I'm betting we got to pay close to $20million on that one, considering that every time Chimpy simply flys out just to give a speech endorsing some douche bag's election, it costs us 3.

 
jaydub919 [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:34:42 AM  
I always thought they were both kinda hot.

 
indylaw 2008-05-11 01:34:46 AM  
Bunnyhat: When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.


Just wait until he's left office. Particularly if Obama wins. The media has been playing nice, because they know if they don't, they don't get cut in on all the approved propaganda. The moment he rides off to Crawford, expect the retrospectives of the last 8 years. They won't be kind.

The hate for his kids I don't get. It's not their fault he's a crooked moron with a reverse Midas touch.

 
ultraholland 2008-05-11 01:35:34 AM  
Bunnyhat: When can people get off this hard-on of hate for the Bushes. Yes, I know you hated his administration, but its almost over. I think it's time to drop it and move.


I under stand the fact that to be 'cool' and 'edgy' you gotta hate on them with a passion of a thousand suns, but for real. Stop.



No. He is more than fair game; and this being Fark, so are his daughters. However I feel obliged to say that I know Barbara (well, only hung out with her once) and she seems a good enough person.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-11 01:36:31 AM  
dionada:
These are not the droids you are looking for.

I don't really know anyone who "hates" Bush, myself included. I've always just thought of him as a dumbass. A potentially dangerous dumbass, but hey, I can deal with that, I live in the South.

Besides, I fully and willfully concede that the younger Barbara is hot. You can't hate hot.

/well, I can't, but I'm weird like that.


Plenty of people biatch about him like he's eating live Iraqi babies and shiatting the remains into the local gas pump, and it's much worse on the intertubes. But yeah, most people seem to simply share the rather accurate observation that he's dumb.

 
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