Awesome headline subby. By leaving out the "full day of spa services at a salon" and "free dinner complimentary of honey baked ham" that was part of the package these women received, you've practically guaranteed a troll-riffic thread.

By LAURA FRAZIER...

...who later went home, curled up with a bottle of scotch, and pondered the decisions which led to her writing a 3000-word piece on Redneck Mother's Day in Hell.

People without children fail as human beings.

I know I should really make a roast beef sandwich joke here, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

That's funny - almost as funny as the headline

Well, to be fair, they probably usually get some bullsh*t flowers from Piggly Wiggly's or something.

I got my mom the fourth season of Quantum Leap.

Because I care.

Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

Yeah...we gotta buy our own damn Arby's.

Nothing wrong with a beef and cheddar or two

Arby's sauce rocks.

Arby's curly fries are the 8th wonder of the world.

/nom nom nom

I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's!

The preacher in Wisconsin should have told that family to throw their dead grandmother over the fence and let Arby's take care of it.

There's nowt wrong wi' gala looncheons fer mom. : )

Forget it Klippoklondike, Kenseth wrecked @ Darlington, so far no Free Curly Fries this Monday...
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BoronCarbon: I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's!

Woah now. Let's not get crazy. How about your own foot first?

Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

Shouldn't that be "People that claim children as their biggest accomplishment have failed as human beings"?

/don't see an act that's as simple as pumping your own gas as some kind of great accomplishment

What, no crotchfruit references?

Snowflakes?

I can't has them?


//Some people can't stand those phrases. I just love egging those people on.

//Bought my dear fat momma a LCD TV for mother's day.

HAHAHAHA

They are dumb because they think Arby's is the best present evar.

/DRTFA

Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

1/10

Too obvious.

Florida's mass transit systems will all be 'special' buses any day now.

Pimpb0t3000: Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

Shouldn't that be "People that claim children as their biggest accomplishment have failed as human beings"?

/don't see an act that's as simple as pumping your own gas as some kind of great accomplishment

While I don't think that not having children makes you a failure in any way I do feel that rasing children that turn out to be decent human beings is a difficult and time consuming task, and worthy of a little pride.

Having kids is easy. Being a good parent takes a lot of work.

I live in Taiwan. I'd kill any one of ya...maybe two...to have me some Arby's. I can get BK. But make no mistake, it's strange what you really miss.

/donairs
//oh please God donairs

Lionel Mandrake: Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

Yeah...we gotta buy our own damn Arby's.

I remember when I was single "Trip to Burger King, sure I got 4 bucks"
With the kids I can't get out of there for less than $25

in the great lexicon of fast-food, imo it goes

in-n-out > jib > carl's jr > arby's > bk > wendy's > mcdonald's

i haven't tried white castle yet so i'm not sure how it fits into the mix. one day i'll get over to the east coast though, and then the puzzle will be complete. one interesting note, i was in rhode island int eh summer of '98 and the mcdonald's over there had lobster rolls with real lobster, and it was pretty damn good. if west coast mcdonald's could rock lobster rolls year-round it would probably edge up past bk even.

oh yeah, taco bell hovers around bk and wendy's, but it's not 'burger and fries' type fast food so it kind of has its own category

Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

Got a few locked up in the basement. They're not mine, but I've get 'em. So do I win as human being?

BoronCarbon: I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's!

ewww. That is hungry.

This year for Mother's Day I'm letting my mother psychologically abuse me again.

My mama may love the Arby's, but I refuse to go there since their parent company's hostile takeover of Wendy's and the rape of Dave Thomas as a entrepreneurial icon.

Yes, I'm that petty. Sorry mama, you're thinking Subway this year.

/five
//five dollar
///five dollar foot-lonnnng

Shorty Longstrokin:

/five
//five dollar
///five dollar foot-lonnnng

I thought that was such a great deal, then I got there and realized it was saving me $.89 off what I normally pay when I go there.


/meh
//good marketing though

at least most floridians have their teeth, unlike the residents of west virginia, kentucky and arkansas. oh, and subby's mom too.

Klippoklondike: Arby's curly fries are the 8th wonder of the world.

/nom nom nom

Gotta disagree, I can't stand them.

/local Arby's is giving moms all-you-can-eat curly fries tomorrow
//bring back my homestyle fries, biatches

Bucky Katt: at least most floridians have their teeth, unlike the residents of west virginia, kentucky and arkansas. oh, and subby's mom too.

Bucked teeth aren't much better than none, Bucky.

Give her the gift she really wants. A ride on Space Mountain

BoronCarbon: I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's!

I came in here to see if anyone felt like this (dug it when the Simpsons clowned on it......)

ultraholland:

ewww. That is hungry.

I lol'd

I'm thinking dumbass.

It's better to do something rather than nothing at all.

i agree with rawkus, but would put Whataburger right after in-n-out

And second-best was the breakfast at Waffle House.

Come on, this is Florida. Tonight they're taking her to dinner at Olive Garden.

Jedoc: I know I should really make a roast beef sandwich joke here, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

Neither can I. However,I will ask a sincere question.

"Does your mother have rather pronounced labia majora?" Yes? Then I think that Arby's will be an appropriate choice! Have fun! Don't forget the horsey sauce!

TFA:She said she thought free makeovers would be a nice gesture and inspire more good deeds.

Happy Mother's Day, mom! You're ugly!

They got a entire daylong spa treatment, did the subby even read the farking article?

Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

I had some children, but i eated them

zamboni: Jedoc: I know I should really make a roast beef sandwich joke here, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

Neither can I. However,I will ask a sincere question.

"Does your mother have rather pronounced labia majora?" Yes? Then I think that Arby's will be an appropriate choice! Have fun! Don't forget the horsey sauce!

gotta love it

bunner: There's nowt wrong wi' gala looncheons fer mom. : )

this.

Suicidal Writer: People without children fail as human beings.

Your troll fu is strong.

/please live up to your name
//and take your crotch fruit with you

Great stories. Just got home from dinner with mom.

Hi, mom! (new window)

I miss Roy Rogers. Arbys doesn't even come close (I'd never give my mom Arbys!)

Do polygamous families get to share a 5 for $6.95 special?

Shorty Longstrokin: My mama may love the Arby's, but I refuse to go there since their parent company's hostile takeover of Wendy's and the rape of Dave Thomas as a entrepreneurial icon.

Someone is a bit wound up over the Machievellian machinations of fast-food chains.