TTIWWP

Ack! I wish they would have.

MILFs? not the pics I see

(singing)
You say MILF... I say granny pr0n...
you say i'd hit it, I say eye-bleach!
Eye Bleach
Hit It

let's call the whole green off.

The whole Dove campaign for real beauty is a crock. Yes, it's nice that they are using "real people" and not supermodels each time, but their message isn't "everyone is beautiful", it's "everyone can be beautiful, but only if their ugly asses buy our products"

GavinTheAlmighty: The whole Dove campaign for real beauty is a crock. Yes, it's nice that they are using "real people" and not supermodels each time, but their message isn't "everyone is beautiful", it's "everyone can be beautiful, but only if their ugly asses buy our products"

Exactly, it is still selling insecurity, which is 99% of marketing.

...maybe they should have...

This thread needs more MILF pics

(preferably not from Dove)

Whats with Einstein wearing women's shoes?

ALL of these types of advertising pix are photoshopped - no question about it. Every single one.

/shockingly, they lied

I actually think the Dove MILFS are hot as hell.

The whole campaign for real beauty gave me a major halfie.

I was SO disappointed that wasn't a real show

I've seen pics of a fair number of 'supermodels' with their facial and body makeup stripped off. I think I'd prefer the Dove milfs.

Wise_Guy: golf clap

wise_guy

gahhhhh!

To hit, or not to hit: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous sagging flesh,
Or to take arms against a sea of poon,
And by opposing end them? To bust a nut;
No more; and by busting a nut to say we end
The blue balls and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation

/i'm sorry. so very sorry.

Aaaaaaaand that's the collective sound of simultaneous weenus deflation.

Thanks a lot, Wise_Guy.

And just where are the pics of the hot MILFs???

Wise_Guy: "You are scared of room 237 ain'tja?"

hey, troppo gonzo, where did you get the before and after pics?

pretty amazing, actually.

MILFs?
/whistles
Here, MILF!
HERE, MILF!
/whistles

Maybe I'm doing it wrong...

Polyhazard: hey, troppo gonzo, where did you get the before and after pics?

pretty amazing, actually.

I GIS'd "airbrushed models". Just some random stuff.

Got a bonner, dudes.

/back to my bunk!

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Dialectic: Got a bonner, dudes.

/back to my bunk!

Did they really use "sez" in their headline?

MILF (new window & possibly NSFW)

That's not a MILF.... THIS is a MILF.

clancifer: That's not a MILF.... THIS is a MILF.

That's a babysitter

bacccc: ALL of these types of advertising pix are photoshopped - no question about it. Every single one.

/shockingly, they lied

i can attest to this. at the very, very least you want to go in and smooth the skintones a little, especially if the pictures were shot with a digital camera. why? because every one has imperfections and blemishes in their skin that aren't picked up by the naked eye, but are very apparent to the camera lens. if you don't even out those skin tones, your model looks extremely ugly. and if your model looks ugly, you don't sell any beauty product.

eelcat: clancifer: That's not a MILF.... THIS is a MILF.

That's a babysitter

I'm good with either.

That's not a MILF, it's a GIWNLF!

/grandma I would not like to fark

Hal Jalykakik

I see what you did there, hahaha!

eelcat: MILF (new window & possibly NSFW)

Dangerously close to Child Pornography

"For research purposes, child pornography often refers to any recording (photograph, video, or audio) of sexual activity involving a prepubescent child"

In the strictest sense of the law...

Classy. Now imagine it on a 16-year-old high school student.

/Welcome to Texas.

I dunno, I think it's nice to see women with wrinkles instead of creepy weird bubble skin, but that doesn't mean I'm going to buy Dove products. My skin is too oily and they put wayyy too much moisturizer in everything that they make.

Dangin, upon reflection, agreed the Annie Leibovitz shots were au naturel

I see the Dove ReEducation Camp is open for summer.

"Let's be perfectly clear," Leibovitz said in the statement. "Pascal does all kinds of work, but he is primarily a printer, and only does retouching when asked.

Pretty subtle way of Annie to remind Pascal of his place.

"The idea for Dove was very clear at the beginning. There was to be NO retouching, and there was not."

Absolutely none? Like no dust taken off the photo? Come on Annie there was some and now we're just arguing about how much.

/thread jack

For just one moment: if troppo gonzo is still on fark and checking this thread for comments, I'd like to ask a question about one of your pictures you posted the other day.

//thread jack over
///it's been bugging me