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(Guardian.com) Amusing Australian artist wants to give England a 164-foot-high statue of a horse. English haven't read about Troy, forget that Iocaine comes from Australia, and as everyone knows Australia is populated entirely by criminals   (arts.guardian.co.uk) divider line 57
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Tentacle 2008-05-10 10:45:38 AM  
Austria?

 
Abattur 2008-05-10 10:45:50 AM  
Well he could built this wooden badger...

 
cerberus9 2008-05-10 10:45:52 AM  
Troy was worth invading. England? not so much.

 
Siamese Bream [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:46:17 AM  
I feel another horse pun thread coming on...

 
LonMead 2008-05-10 10:47:58 AM  
www.noaura.com

Gives his bwessing.

 
Kerne 2008-05-10 10:48:42 AM  
Inconceivable!!!

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:49:07 AM  
*searching article for Australia*

0 hits found.

I wanted to break both my ankles by the end of that story.

 
TheSilverOne 2008-05-10 10:50:54 AM  
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

 
wippit 2008-05-10 10:52:04 AM  
82sluggowin.files.wordpress.com

 
FrancoFile 2008-05-10 10:52:33 AM  
You've heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morans.

 
TKOtheKDR 2008-05-10 10:53:35 AM  
Iocaine?

www.megatonik.com

 
MrBurns 2008-05-10 10:55:03 AM  
A horse? Of course.

 
GoldDude 2008-05-10 10:56:35 AM  
A picture of the original horse would've been nice, rather than the just the stupid artist rendition of what the new sculpture might look like.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:56:49 AM  
LonMead: Gives his bwessing.

Thanks. I scrolled down far enough to see his eyes and immediately heard, "MAWIAGE," in my brain.

/Mawiage is wot bwings us togevaa todaaay...

 
gwydion56 2008-05-10 10:57:58 AM  
Hellin' of Troi?

upload.wikimedia.org

 
Buckwald 2008-05-10 10:58:05 AM  
I do not think that means what you think that means.

 
GoldDude 2008-05-10 10:58:09 AM  
www.hows.org.uk

 
mdbuff12 2008-05-10 10:59:43 AM  
Luckily, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

 
IcarusIscariot 2008-05-10 11:05:33 AM  
i26.photobucket.com

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2008-05-10 11:17:08 AM  
truly, you have a dizzying intellect

 
leegalizit 2008-05-10 11:20:44 AM  
mdbuff12: Luckily, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to cocaine powder.

FTFY


/Pet peeve.

 
SnowPeas 2008-05-10 11:20:53 AM  
WTF? seriously.

 
EngineerBoy [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:24:43 AM  
"What you do not smell is iocaine powder..."

I lol'ed...+1, subby

 
Hydra 2008-05-10 11:25:24 AM  
Iocaine's a helluva drug.

 
msimon8 2008-05-10 11:36:49 AM  
IcarusIscariot

Thank you sir, this is what I came for.

 
scuffer 2008-05-10 11:38:46 AM  
Just out of curiosity, which country has the highest per-capita rate of citizens imprisoned again?
/aussie
//me, not the answer to the question

 
K1dCuervo 2008-05-10 11:55:37 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA-

 
I'm The Foot Farking Master 2008-05-10 11:59:51 AM  
Well played subby. +1

 
Oldiron_79 2008-05-10 12:06:59 PM  
It appears Mr Connery has answered a drawing of the top half of a horse farking me.

I don't think we need to see his wager....


Come on Trebeck, afraid to let the people see my work?

 
adm_crunch 2008-05-10 12:08:56 PM  
You know who else was from Australia?

 
D_Moran 2008-05-10 12:16:00 PM  
"As everyone knows Australia is populated entirely by criminals."

Is this bizarro day? I thought all the yobs, chavs and criminals lived in Britain.

 
Jegred2 2008-05-10 12:19:49 PM  
@IcarusIscariot

You do know that that happened in Austria right? not Australia


/You look like a moron

 
dumbstudent2002 2008-05-10 12:32:52 PM  
Hello
My name is Amego Montoya.
You killed my father, prepare to die.

/You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.

 
dumbstudent2002 2008-05-10 12:34:13 PM  
Jegred2

/You look like a moron


It's Moran, get it right for christ sake.

 
BarryJV 2008-05-10 12:34:38 PM  
I can see this out of my bedroom window.

/So I'm really etc....

 
notpieceD 2008-05-10 12:39:40 PM  
Jegred2

Congratulations, sir, you've ably revealed yourself as someone that does not get the joke. Nice job with the correction, though, I'm sure it's much appreciated.

/You look like a twat.

 
mister aj 2008-05-10 12:41:31 PM  
Jegred2: @IcarusIscariot

You do know that that happened in Austria right? not Australia


/You look like a moron


Well done on getting owned publicly. The internets watch you in amusement.

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-05-10 12:43:04 PM  
Who is Amego? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Came for the PB references
not disappointed

subby +2
as if my vote counted..

 
momojoboo 2008-05-10 01:24:25 PM  
img91.imageshack.us

 
Don Keipunch 2008-05-10 01:48:11 PM  
jurgenfauth.com

sit back and listen to some wolfmother.

 
Yoleus 2008-05-10 02:01:53 PM  
There's a town in Austria called "Farking" (in the "hasn't been filtered and rhymes with Mucking" style). Really. Go look.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-10 02:06:03 PM  
At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?

Mark Wallinger is an Essex boy, born and raised.

/confused

 
Santos L. Halper [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 02:25:08 PM  
FarkinNortherner: At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?


The Princess Bride. Rent it. Watch it. Come back and read this thread.

 
doodler 2008-05-10 02:41:41 PM  
I petted a horse today (a belgian) that is 3 inches shorter than the world's largest horse. This thing was the size of a large truck, 2200 pounds of horse with pretty braids in the mane and a short bobbed tail. Cute for something taller than most vehicles. Would make a nice statue.

 
pooperator 2008-05-10 02:55:07 PM  
FarkinNortherner: At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?

Mark Wallinger is an Essex boy, born and raised.

/confused


Someday, I too will have my very own ice cave.

/Perhaps we could share design tips.

 
pooperator 2008-05-10 02:56:45 PM  
Yoleus: There's a town in Austria called "Farking" (in the "hasn't been filtered and rhymes with Mucking" style). Really. Go look.

NO!

 
BarryJV 2008-05-10 03:03:18 PM  
FarkinNortherner: At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?

Mark Wallinger is an Essex boy, born and raised.


I'd never heard of him, but Wikipedia agrees.

 
BarryJV 2008-05-10 03:20:16 PM  

 
MutinousDoug 2008-05-10 03:31:50 PM  
Any of you Midwestern farkers want to see an ugly horse statue; come to Denver and go to the south end of the terminal at DIA. I don't think it's 164 ft high but it's ugliness is colossal all out of proportion to it's size.
Its fiberglass body is generally blue and it sports orange eyes.
It should be no surprise that the sculptor died during it's construction. I suspect of mortification. He was a foreigner though; Australian or Italian maybe.

 
Yoleus 2008-05-10 04:12:31 PM  
www.zen33347.zen.co.uk

 
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