Austria?

Well he could built this wooden badger...

Troy was worth invading. England? not so much.

I feel another horse pun thread coming on...

Gives his bwessing.

Inconceivable!!!

*searching article for Australia*

0 hits found.

I wanted to break both my ankles by the end of that story.

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

You've heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morans.

Iocaine?

A horse? Of course.

A picture of the original horse would've been nice, rather than the just the stupid artist rendition of what the new sculpture might look like.

LonMead: Gives his bwessing.

Thanks. I scrolled down far enough to see his eyes and immediately heard, "MAWIAGE," in my brain.

/Mawiage is wot bwings us togevaa todaaay...

Hellin' of Troi?

I do not think that means what you think that means.

Luckily, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

truly, you have a dizzying intellect

mdbuff12: Luckily, I spent the last few years building up an immunity to cocaine powder.

FTFY


/Pet peeve.

WTF? seriously.

"What you do not smell is iocaine powder..."

I lol'ed...+1, subby

Iocaine's a helluva drug.

IcarusIscariot

Thank you sir, this is what I came for.

Just out of curiosity, which country has the highest per-capita rate of citizens imprisoned again?
/aussie
//me, not the answer to the question

Well played subby. +1

It appears Mr Connery has answered a drawing of the top half of a horse farking me.

I don't think we need to see his wager....


Come on Trebeck, afraid to let the people see my work?

You know who else was from Australia?

"As everyone knows Australia is populated entirely by criminals."

Is this bizarro day? I thought all the yobs, chavs and criminals lived in Britain.

@IcarusIscariot

You do know that that happened in Austria right? not Australia


/You look like a moron

Hello
My name is Amego Montoya.
You killed my father, prepare to die.

/You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.

Jegred2

/You look like a moron


It's Moran, get it right for christ sake.

I can see this out of my bedroom window.

/So I'm really etc....

Jegred2

Congratulations, sir, you've ably revealed yourself as someone that does not get the joke. Nice job with the correction, though, I'm sure it's much appreciated.

/You look like a twat.

Jegred2: @IcarusIscariot

You do know that that happened in Austria right? not Australia


/You look like a moron

Well done on getting owned publicly. The internets watch you in amusement.

Who is Amego? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Came for the PB references
not disappointed

subby +2
as if my vote counted..

sit back and listen to some wolfmother.

There's a town in Austria called "Farking" (in the "hasn't been filtered and rhymes with Mucking" style). Really. Go look.

At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?

Mark Wallinger is an Essex boy, born and raised.

/confused

FarkinNortherner: At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?

The Princess Bride. Rent it. Watch it. Come back and read this thread.

I petted a horse today (a belgian) that is 3 inches shorter than the world's largest horse. This thing was the size of a large truck, 2200 pounds of horse with pretty braids in the mane and a short bobbed tail. Cute for something taller than most vehicles. Would make a nice statue.

FarkinNortherner: At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?

Mark Wallinger is an Essex boy, born and raised.

/confused

Someday, I too will have my very own ice cave.

/Perhaps we could share design tips.

Yoleus: There's a town in Austria called "Farking" (in the "hasn't been filtered and rhymes with Mucking" style). Really. Go look.

NO!

FarkinNortherner: At risk of sounding like a dumb n00b, after 4 years -

Am I missing something beyond the customary Austria/alia joke ?

Mark Wallinger is an Essex boy, born and raised.

I'd never heard of him, but Wikipedia agrees.

Santos L. Halper: The Princess Bride. Rent it. Watch it. Come back and read this thread

Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

But the artist isn't Australian. So what is the link between him and The Princess Bride?

Any of you Midwestern farkers want to see an ugly horse statue; come to Denver and go to the south end of the terminal at DIA. I don't think it's 164 ft high but it's ugliness is colossal all out of proportion to it's size.
Its fiberglass body is generally blue and it sports orange eyes.
It should be no surprise that the sculptor died during it's construction. I suspect of mortification. He was a foreigner though; Australian or Italian maybe.