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(AOL) PSA Cat's out of the bag. Christine rides again. Stephen King says "No comment."   (sports.aol.com) divider line 74
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awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:01:07 AM  
*radio clicks on*

"No-no, no, no, no, no-no-no-no, no-no, no, no, no-no, no, no-no, no..."

 
CyranoJones 2008-05-10 11:04:55 AM  
Hmmmph...women drivers

 
Dr Fever [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:06:27 AM  
I see the word CAT in the headline...does that make this the Non-Total Fark Caturday thread or what?

/I kid
//Or do I?

 
Craig3010 2008-05-10 11:06:33 AM  
www.spscriptorium.com
Don't fark with Danica Patrick.

 
LonMead 2008-05-10 11:06:34 AM  
She's not so tough without her car.

 
jgmilliken 2008-05-10 11:07:22 AM  
You know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?

She was a woman.

/crouches, ready for a beating.

 
Dr Fever [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:07:40 AM  
Dr Fever: I see the word CAT in the headline...does that make this the Non-Total Fark Caturday thread or what?

/I kid
//Or do I?


Wait...nevermind...I just saw the "Cross Eyed Cat" Photoshop thread a couple posts down on the Main Page.

 
THX 1138 2008-05-10 11:09:26 AM  
Dr Fever: I just saw the "Cross Eyed Cat" Photoshop thread a couple posts down

Try the other cat thread four below that one.

 
Dr Fever [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:11:15 AM  
THX 1138: Dr Fever: I just saw the "Cross Eyed Cat" Photoshop thread a couple posts down

Try the other cat thread four below that one.


**note to self**

FINISH your coffee and wake up so that you can actually READ Fark properly before posting.

img.dailymail.co.uk

 
MrShivery 2008-05-10 11:11:18 AM  
Was she putting on makeup at the time?

 
Steigen 2008-05-10 11:11:23 AM  
www.edvt.net

 
DavePinFL 2008-05-10 11:11:51 AM  
CyranoJones: Hmmmph...women drivers

came in to say this.

 
The Dread Pirate Robertson 2008-05-10 11:12:19 AM  
I'll just hide in the loading dock. She'll never be able to get me in there!

 
Lord Farkwad 2008-05-10 11:13:09 AM  
She hit it!

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:13:12 AM  
www.faniq.com
This thread needed this hotlinked goodness.

 
danking 2008-05-10 11:15:12 AM  
www.saturday-night-live.com
This just proves my theory: women can't drive!

 
technicolor-misfit 2008-05-10 11:16:48 AM  
MrShivery - Was she putting on makeup at the time?

No. Obviously he'd made a joke about her butt looking big in those pants.

 
drkleindmd 2008-05-10 11:20:03 AM  
Just proves the theory that you can never teach a woman to drive, no matter WHAT their profession!

 
technicolor-misfit 2008-05-10 11:21:00 AM  
You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

 
John Denver 2008-05-10 11:21:39 AM  
did anyone else notice the 150 picture slideshow of her at the bottom of the page?

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:22:28 AM  
technicolor-misfit: You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

LOL fast.

 
Steigen 2008-05-10 11:24:42 AM  
www.edvt.net

 
wookiemonster 2008-05-10 11:29:03 AM  
For my 307th book, the couple is attacked by a lamp monster!
content.ytmnd.com

 
Wise_Guy 2008-05-10 11:30:49 AM  
You keep on knocking but you can't come in.

 
msimon8 2008-05-10 11:33:46 AM  
technicolor-misfit: You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

Rectum?! Damn near killed him!

 
cerberus9 2008-05-10 11:34:16 AM  
Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:35:47 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"I wonder whyyy I love you like I do. Is it becaaause I think you love me too? I wonder whyyy I love you like I do, like I doooo-ooo."

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:37:21 AM  
cerberus9: Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?


Only one of them is chubby to be fair.

 
Ball Sack Obama 2008-05-10 11:37:41 AM  
She should stick to the kitchen, making mah dinner.

 
Fireproof 2008-05-10 11:38:21 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Only one of them is chubby to be fair.

Good, it wasn't just me who thought that.

Also, neither of them may be very tan, but neither is white.

 
cerberus9 2008-05-10 11:39:38 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: cerberus9: Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?

Only one of them is chubby to be fair.


I'm not sure I agree with you, but I understand your point of view.

 
candeo 2008-05-10 11:42:34 AM  
Women drivers....... No survivors

 
Jamrock 2008-05-10 11:45:19 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: cerberus9: Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?

Only one of them is chubby to be fair.


Yea, one of them is decent, and the other one, lemme tell you, if the shirt was longer and tucked-in it'd be so skin-tight, it'd be like seeing her belly anyway. I see it all the time at work.. women.. like that...

 
TheoParke [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:46:18 AM  
globalwarmingpraiser: This thread needed this hotlinked goodness.

Couldn't agree more. Danica Patrick rocks.

i261.photobucket.com

i261.photobucket.com



i261.photobucket.com

i261.photobucket.com

i261.photobucket.com

 
joltek 2008-05-10 11:47:36 AM  
CyranoJones: Hmmmph...women drivers

Holy shiat!
I came in here to say the exact same thing.

 
Wise_Guy 2008-05-10 11:49:39 AM  
TheoParke: Couldn't agree more. Danica Patrick rocks.

I'd crap on her dashboard.

/or something
//you know what I mean

 
vodka 2008-05-10 11:51:32 AM  
Overcompensating aggressiveness.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-05-10 11:52:50 AM  
Christine has nothing on project S.A.T.A.N.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-10 12:00:43 PM  
Newest addition to the pit crew...
www.ldcsb.on.ca

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 12:02:39 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Akbar the Trappiste Monk 2008-05-10 12:06:56 PM  
TheoParke: globalwarmingpraiser: This thread needed this hotlinked goodness.

Couldn't agree more. Danica Patrick rocks.


I'd check her oil.

 
TheTaylorEffect 2008-05-10 12:07:12 PM  
She must have been talking on her cell phone...

 
cough through the tough dough 2008-05-10 12:17:49 PM  
i263.photobucket.com

 
Belltower 2008-05-10 12:18:07 PM  
technicolor-misfit: You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

You would hit the wall coming out of turn two.

 
cough through the tough dough 2008-05-10 12:20:33 PM  
Jeez. Wrong thread. I always wondered how people did that. Sorry. Stupid women drivers.

 
Any Pie Left 2008-05-10 12:24:12 PM  
"Shiatters"

 
Farking Sweet 2008-05-10 12:26:20 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: "I wonder whyyy I love you like I do. Is it becaaause I think you love me too? I wonder whyyy I love you like I do, like I doooo-ooo."


Her granddaughter:

www.fototime.com

 
NYRBill 2008-05-10 12:27:10 PM  
pit crew members get hit all the time, this isn't news
/oh wait, it's Fark

 
LonMead 2008-05-10 12:31:16 PM  
NYRBill: pit crew members get hit all the time, this isn't news
/oh wait, it's Fark


FINALLY, somebody get it!

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-05-10 12:46:53 PM  
NYRBill: pit crew members get hit all the time, this isn't news
/oh wait, it's Fark


Tony Stewart, proving this last weekend. (p)

 
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