*radio clicks on*

"No-no, no, no, no, no-no-no-no, no-no, no, no, no-no, no, no-no, no..."

Hmmmph...women drivers

I see the word CAT in the headline...does that make this the Non-Total Fark Caturday thread or what?

/I kid
//Or do I?

Don't fark with Danica Patrick.

She's not so tough without her car.

You know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?

She was a woman.

/crouches, ready for a beating.

Dr Fever: I see the word CAT in the headline...does that make this the Non-Total Fark Caturday thread or what?

/I kid
//Or do I?

Wait...nevermind...I just saw the "Cross Eyed Cat" Photoshop thread a couple posts down on the Main Page.

Dr Fever: I just saw the "Cross Eyed Cat" Photoshop thread a couple posts down

Try the other cat thread four below that one.

THX 1138: Dr Fever: I just saw the "Cross Eyed Cat" Photoshop thread a couple posts down

Try the other cat thread four below that one.

**note to self**
FINISH your coffee and wake up so that you can actually READ Fark properly before posting.

Was she putting on makeup at the time?

CyranoJones: Hmmmph...women drivers

came in to say this.

I'll just hide in the loading dock. She'll never be able to get me in there!

She hit it!

This thread needed this hotlinked goodness.

This just proves my theory: women can't drive!

MrShivery - Was she putting on makeup at the time?

No. Obviously he'd made a joke about her butt looking big in those pants.

Just proves the theory that you can never teach a woman to drive, no matter WHAT their profession!

You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

did anyone else notice the 150 picture slideshow of her at the bottom of the page?

technicolor-misfit: You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

LOL fast.

For my 307th book, the couple is attacked by a lamp monster!

You keep on knocking but you can't come in.

technicolor-misfit: You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

Rectum?! Damn near killed him!

Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?

cerberus9: Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?

Only one of them is chubby to be fair.

She should stick to the kitchen, making mah dinner.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Only one of them is chubby to be fair.

Good, it wasn't just me who thought that.

Also, neither of them may be very tan, but neither is white.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: cerberus9: Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?

Only one of them is chubby to be fair.

I'm not sure I agree with you, but I understand your point of view.

Women drivers....... No survivors

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: cerberus9: Steigen

The real car wreck is that two chubby girls are wearing belly shirts.

Why o why o why do the chubettes feel the need to expose their flabby white bodies?

Only one of them is chubby to be fair.

Yea, one of them is decent, and the other one, lemme tell you, if the shirt was longer and tucked-in it'd be so skin-tight, it'd be like seeing her belly anyway. I see it all the time at work.. women.. like that...

globalwarmingpraiser: This thread needed this hotlinked goodness.

Couldn't agree more. Danica Patrick rocks.

CyranoJones: Hmmmph...women drivers

Holy shiat!
I came in here to say the exact same thing.

TheoParke: Couldn't agree more. Danica Patrick rocks.

I'd crap on her dashboard.

/or something
//you know what I mean

Overcompensating aggressiveness.

Christine has nothing on project S.A.T.A.N.

Newest addition to the pit crew...

TheoParke: globalwarmingpraiser: This thread needed this hotlinked goodness.

Couldn't agree more. Danica Patrick rocks.

I'd check her oil.

She must have been talking on her cell phone...

technicolor-misfit: You know everytime I see a picture of Danica Patrick, I can't help but wonder what it would feel like to place my penis in her rectum.

You would hit the wall coming out of turn two.

Jeez. Wrong thread. I always wondered how people did that. Sorry. Stupid women drivers.

"Shiatters"

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: "I wonder whyyy I love you like I do. Is it becaaause I think you love me too? I wonder whyyy I love you like I do, like I doooo-ooo."


Her granddaughter:

pit crew members get hit all the time, this isn't news
/oh wait, it's Fark

NYRBill: pit crew members get hit all the time, this isn't news
/oh wait, it's Fark

FINALLY, somebody get it!

NYRBill: pit crew members get hit all the time, this isn't news
/oh wait, it's Fark

Tony Stewart, proving this last weekend. (p)