"They have phone sex often - at least once a week," a source says. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred." Time to block numbers!

Why don't they just...nevermind. fark it.

You're wanking to a recording at 1-900-K-Fed-XXX, Britney.

"They have phone sex often - at least once a week," a source says.

Hell, let's just link to the National Enquirer and be done with it.

In the beginning it didn't go so well, when Kevin explained to her that phone sex doesn't necessarily involve sticking the phone up the vagina.

"Britney Spears has phone sex with K-Fed at least once a week."

It's good to know that I'm not the only one!

I was starting to feel a little creepy about it, quite frankly...

I put on my robe and loser hat...

BrianJLG: "Britney Spears has phone sex with K-Fed at least once a week."

It's good to know that I'm not the only one!

I was starting to feel a little creepy about it, quite frankly...

So you have phone sex with K-Fed also?

I don't think that even injecting Clorox in my ear will get THAT image out of my head, thanks a bunch.

why is this news? can someone explain this to me?

Hey, whatever will keep them from further procreation I fully support.

Talk about a sure way to an ear infection.

LWX: why is this news? can someone explain this to me?

"It's not news, it's Fark.com"

True Value: So you have phone sex with K-Fed also?

Well, he DID fark Britney when Britney was still farkable.

I think I'm going to puke.

True Value:

So you have phone sex with K-Fed also?

Mmmmmaybe...

Hmmmm... Two with her, two with that Shar Jackson, supposedly another one someplace... Somebody please make sure she's on the pill and he's wrapping that rascal anyway, just in case.

/Just when you think the story can't get any stranger...
//The Britney Spears Story, by William S. Burroughs
///it's not the typewriter talking

Nevar forget!

/in which we learned also to nevar invite TT_TT_P to a party

Oh god, the high school memories...

He can pretend that she's not a fatty over the phone.

Can you hear me now? Eww.

buzzvert: I put on my robe and loser hat...

I lol'd

Phone sex? Is it the 80's again.

"Cum in my rear - I love it" -Anal Alice

So it's news that two ugly people like sex?

LonMead: Hmmmm... Two with her, two with that Shar Jackson, supposedly another one someplace...

He's got thirteen to go before he beats Jim Bob Duggan.

why is this news? can someone explain this to me?

I would like to know why this is news also. No one cares about Britney Spears personal life, at least they shouldn't. Media is not helping her situation at all. I know a lot of people hate Britney. I'm not saying I like her or don't like her, I don't know her. Just by reading magazines and articles shouldn't make you hate someone. If you don't like her, why make a big deal over what she is doing? Just leave her alone.

at least now he don't have to look at her, because its not the face you have to FARK but its the FARK you have to face.

At least she can't get pregnant with phone sex... right?

Caesarean Salad Dressing?

This is NOT relative to my interests.


/wouldn't hit it even over the phone
//she's got pointy ears

theorellior: LonMead: Hmmmm... Two with her, two with that Shar Jackson, supposedly another one someplace...

He's got thirteen to go before he beats Jim Bob Duggan.

I'll take that action... put me down for $50.00

LWX: why is this news?

tpark2004: I would like to know why this is news also.

BrianJLG: True Value:

So you have phone sex with K-Fed also?

Mmmmmaybe...

/jealous

I understand its fark, but geez have something interesting for us to read and respond to!

It is pretty bad when a headline makes you nauseous all by itself. No story even needed.

LWX: why is this news? can someone explain this to me?

AesopRock_00

Bah - that's what I get for not reading the thread.

whiskeyinthejar: Bah - that's what I get for not reading the thread.

it's all good. that point can't be emphasized enough.

I think a lot of farkers have been having phone sex with K-Fed. I know I have. It would explain a lot. Maybe we shold make this the official "coming-out" thread.

Time to deat with your demons, everyone. So I'll start.

My name's flup, and I'm a K-FedSexer.

love that girl

Wookie Milson: At least she can't get pregnant with phone sex... right?

Thans for the small things

OMG someone stop them, they are going to create verbal children... and Brit and Kevin are on a different plane of existence. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE VERBAL CHILDREN!

Daddakamabb: WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE VERBAL CHILDREN!

I once did a cable installation at Britney's house. While I was there, I had to use the phone. The handset looked as if slugs had crawled all over it.

It took 2 weeks for the smell of fugu to wear off my hand.

Rhinoceroses don't wear shirts.

how does this shait get the green light?

I think they've mis-interpreted what is being said...

~~~ wavy lines ~~~

Brittney: Fark you, Kevin!!!
Kevin: No, Fark you, Brittney!!!
etc, etc etc.

~~~ /wavy lines ~~~

tpark2004: why is this news? can someone explain this to me?

I would like to know why this is news also. No one cares about Britney Spears personal life, at least they shouldn't. Media is not helping her situation at all. I know a lot of people hate Britney. I'm not saying I like her or don't like her, I don't know her. Just by reading magazines and articles shouldn't make you hate someone. If you don't like her, why make a big deal over what she is doing? Just leave her alone.

Why did you click on the link?

chesterburnette: Why did you click on the link?

I didn't.
But if you as me why I read this forum I do not have a good answer.

/Going to go rot my brain by reading comic books.
//Or maybe anime.

Lest we all forget: