FTFA: ...a Sunrise real estate agent who liked Spiritual Water so much she became a distributor.
...says Eitan Peer, 36, executive vice president, who formerly worked in the wholesale perfume industry.

Can you say multi level marking scam? I knew you could.

Would you buy a car from this man?

I was hoping for liquid bacon...

TFA: "We are trying to connect people with God, not take advantage of people," he says, adding that 10 percent of his company's profits will go to charity.

**Cues copy of Marilyn Manson's The Dope Show**

"C'mon boys, gimme a 'hell, yeah!' and put your hands together, featured on the main stage is Charity!"

What a scam! Unlike Starbuck's "Ethos" water.

Fluff Girl: TFA: "We are trying to connect people with God, not take advantage of people," he says, adding that 10 percent of his company's profits will go to charity.

**Cues copy of Marilyn Manson's The Dope Show**

"C'mon boys, gimme a 'hell, yeah!' and put your hands together, featured on the main stage is Charity!"

Yeah but to WHAT charity? I could start a charity for myself, you know. All I need to do is fill out a few forms....

IT BURNS!!!!!

Subby Salvation now available in a 16.9 oz bottle for $2.00


That would be a small - albeit cheap - pint of Guinness.

But does he offer TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!?

they will make millions and that makes me sad inside.

So the bottle is 16.9oz, but how much water do you get in it?

Fluff Girl: TFA: "We are trying to connect people with God, not take advantage of people," he says, adding that 10 percent of his company's profits will go to charity.

**Cues copy of Marilyn Manson's The Dope Show**

"C'mon boys, gimme a 'hell, yeah!' and put your hands together, featured on the main stage is Charity!"

It's probably the charity he runs, that has $500k in admin costs...

FTFA: "'Church is on Sundays, but people need something to help them through the week... The whole idea is for people to feel better'"

I go to church on Saturdays. Fail. Anyway, Christianity is about worshiping and glorifying God and then in turn you are blessed. Not about what you can get out of it.

My religion calls it Coors Light.

Was the tag off getting baptized?

Would not care for any, thank you.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST HYDRATES YOU!

NightOwl2255
TFA: "We are trying to connect people with God, not take advantage of people," he says, adding that 10 percent of his company's profits will go to charity

They have to do the 10% to charitable causes to get the tax exempt status on the other 90%. Thats why almost all the groups you see on network tv and radios that do similar offers, all say 10% goes to charity. It is one of the biggest scams in the world and it is rather depressing the number of people who will fall for it. Either that or they ask for a donation of $2 and they send you the object as a free gift. Then they can write that off as tax free too, or the time scamming people into paying up.

OK, here's a survey:

Who do you hate more:

1) These guys.

goldfish) Religious zealots who impose their faith totally real supernatural occurrences and entities upon others.

He's doing the Lord's work... For ~$250,000 a year.
*sniff*
What a Saint.

Its already been done.

http://www.liquidsalvation.com/

/has no 1337 skilz

$2.00 US won't get ya sh*t anymore.

That's f*cking genius. I wish I had that idea.

/I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face
//I think that's where the most money is: Gullible Christians. I gotta get my business plan off the ground. Maybe Christian pr0n?

TxRabbit beat me to it.

Besides if you're Catholic salvation already gets you drunk.

Peter: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?
Preacher: Yes, it is.
Peter: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day.

Is the water flavored? I mean it's just plain old tap water not even mass blessed or anything?

And since when was jesus black? jeez talk about being racist...

Incredulous: Subby Salvation now available in a 16.9 oz bottle for $2.00


That would be a small - albeit cheap - pint of Guinness.

how can it be a small pint? Isnt a pint a measure of volume?

Yes it would be cheap in ireland guinness is about 4€/pint, here they dont sell it that much, but where it is sold its about the same maybe 5€.

Hiymenator: That's f*cking genius. I wish I had that idea.

There's still time Hiymenator. No one is selling bottles of the "Blood of Christ" yet. You can target the Christians AND the drunks at the same time. That's like 98% of America!

http://www.liquidsalvation.com/ (pops)

/I think I've got it

Incredulous: Subby Salvation now available in a 16.9 oz bottle for $2.00


That would be a small - albeit cheap - pint of Guinness.

I can get 32 Oz of beer for $1.29

chaosweaver
Really? That is the second time this morning.

jgmilliken: chaosweaver
Really? That is the second time this morning.

hey, if Grandmas and Prom dresses can get a trifecta going, why not Christian wackos?

Nightenstaff: There's still time Hiymenator. No one is selling bottles of the "Blood of Christ" yet. You can target the Christians AND the drunks at the same time. That's like 98% of America!

Brilliant! I got my online church vestments a decade ago. I think that qualifies me to give out the sacrament. I'll buy some two-buck chuck, rebottle it (after blessing it, of course) and sell it for $30 a pop.

stonent: I can get 32 Oz of beeryellow water for $1.29

FTF...S

/beer snob threadjack?

thelordofcheese: OK, here's a survey:

Who do you hate more:

1) These guys.

goldfish) Religious zealots who impose their faith totally real supernatural occurrences and entities upon others.

He's not 'forcing his faith' on others. He's not holding a gun to your head forcing you to purchase his 'holy water'.

I love how Liberals try to give every crack-pot type cult leader and terrorist group a free pass, but God Forbid there should be a Christian walking the earth.

Already been done!

SALVATOR!! (new window)

Love me some Double bock!!

Haha, everyone insane gets equal face time!

No way! Religion is a scam!

/cue Romero pic

Trance750: I love how Liberals try to give every crack-pot type cult leader and terrorist group a free pass, but God Forbid there should be a Christian walking the earth.

mmkay

When is the Jesus branded weed coming? Maybe we could tolerate holy herb.

Snake oil?

But does it have electrolytes?

AtomPeepers: When is the Jesus branded weed coming? Maybe we could tolerate holy herb.

Amen, brother! ^_^

Testamint? Biblegum?

Pure genius.

I'm going to market Atkins friendly, Carb-Free Communion wafers.

"I Can't believe it's not Jesus!"^TM by WondaWafa!

/I tried to sell the Libyan franchise for Wondawafa to a Nigerian 409 scammer once, but the Right Reverend Octupus Camera was not interested; despite the fact that suppliers of Christian commestables are sorely underrepresented in the Libyan market.

trixter_nl: how can it be a small pint? Isn't a pint a measure of volume?

A pint of Guinness is 20 ounces.


trixter_nl: Here they don't sell it that much.

Sorry for your troubles, lad.

That guy just looks like some kind of con artist.

My idea - "Body of Christ Penis Enlargement Water"

Foxxinnia: That guy just looks like some kind of con artist.

Unpossible!

Mark my words...once Jesus' lawyers find out, they're gonna walk all over this water.

/trademark infringement
//in spite of the 10% tithe to charity

Trance750: thelordofcheese: OK, here's a survey:

Who do you hate more:

1) These guys.

goldfish) Religious zealots who impose their faith totally real supernatural occurrences and entities upon others.

He's not 'forcing his faith' on others. He's not holding a gun to your head forcing you to purchase his 'holy water'.

I love how Liberals try to give every crack-pot type cult leader and terrorist group a free pass, but God Forbid there should be a Christian walking the earth.


"Epic" doesn't even begin to describe the amount of fail you have brought to the table.