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(Pocono Record) Amusing Another year, another duct-tape prom dress story. Prom dress trifecta now in play   (poconorecord.com) divider line 72
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Katie98_KT 2008-05-10 09:41:22 AM  
these are getting so goddamn old. its like there are still people who haven't heard of the goddamn scholarship. seriously people, this was over in the 90s.

 
Farkeologist [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 09:55:53 AM  
WTF? No pics of the outfits?!?

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:22:20 AM  
How the hell can you have an article about this and only include a picture with head shots?

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 10:30:12 AM  
ExJerseyGirl: How the hell can you have an article about this and only include a picture with head shots?

It's probably for the best.

 
genzoman 2008-05-10 10:31:48 AM  
when i was at prom and i got headshots it was pretty cool.

 
pooperator 2008-05-10 10:31:55 AM  
ExJerseyGirl: How the hell can you have an article about this and only include a picture with head shots?

Story originates from Pennsylvania.

 
DavePinFL 2008-05-10 10:33:30 AM  
Let's do a whole story about duct tape outfits and then show only a picture of two zit faced teenagers instead of the outfits.

 
mdbuff12 2008-05-10 10:33:52 AM  
pooperator: Story originates from Pennsylvania

Guess that explains the mutton chops on the Amish guy. How's the beet farm going Mose?

 
LukeA 2008-05-10 10:34:28 AM  
pooperator: ExJerseyGirl: How the hell can you have an article about this and only include a picture with head shots?

Story originates from Pennsylvania.


Look at them 'burns

 
Gunny Highway 2008-05-10 10:34:55 AM  
Was it Red Green's daughter?

 
chaosweaver 2008-05-10 10:35:40 AM  
I can't believe this shiat still gets into the news. This was my scene 10 years ago, but it's over, people, get used to it.

 
RainbowDarck 2008-05-10 10:36:38 AM  
Hermione Granger FTW!!
www.stuckatprom.com

 
chaosweaver 2008-05-10 10:38:15 AM  
RainbowDarck: Hermione Granger FTW!!

it looks like Willy Wonka threww up in here

 
evilboyevil 2008-05-10 10:38:18 AM  
Hey, I knew a girl in college that made things with duct tape. I think she made a duct tape dress, and a duct tape handbag, and she talked about it all the time. Or maybe I just asked her how her day was multiple times. She was SO quirky.

 
RandomKeyStrike 2008-05-10 10:38:35 AM  
Archie Goodwin: ExJerseyGirl: How the hell can you have an article about this and only include a picture with head shots?

It's probably for the best.


And let the people say "amen."

 
LonMead 2008-05-10 10:41:18 AM  
www.towndock.net

So, I guess the question to ask is...

Do you take it off slowly, or give it a good quick jerk?

 
destrip 2008-05-10 10:46:33 AM  
imagecache2.allposters.com

Highly unimpressed.

/wants to KEEL you all and burn down your school telepathically

 
Satanic_Hamster 2008-05-10 10:48:35 AM  
LonMead: So, I guess the question to ask is...

Do you take it off slowly, or give it a good quick jerk?


She could give me a good quick jerk anyday.

Depending on how old she is and what the state laws are...

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Currently listening to Joe Satriani's the Extremist

 
daveydave 2008-05-10 10:52:15 AM  
LonMead: Do you take it off slowly, or give it a good quick jerk?

In that case, kill it with fire. No jerking.

 
Mirkwood23 2008-05-10 10:54:24 AM  
Amateurs
garysaid.com

 
jst3p 2008-05-10 10:56:31 AM  
Satanic_Hamster: LonMead: So, I guess the question to ask is...

Do you take it off slowly, or give it a good quick jerk?

She could give me a good quick jerk anyday.

Depending on how old she is and what the state laws are...

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Currently listening to Joe Satriani's the Extremist


Why the fark do you think we care what music you are listening to if it is not germane to the discussion?

 
The Dread Pirate Robertson 2008-05-10 11:10:58 AM  
chaosweaver: it looks like Willy Wonka threw up in here

*snert*

Mirkwood23: Amateurs

WOW! That's Van Goghin' to the prom in style...

 
technicolor-misfit 2008-05-10 11:11:53 AM  
Mirkwood23 - Amateurs


Gotta say that's pretty damned impressive. Hot, creative (genuine 'creative,' not 'craftsy' creative), and talented... that dude is a lucky man. (yeah, you know she was behind it and he was just like 'okay' and stood still while she worked her magic)

 
theewhiterhino 2008-05-10 11:13:12 AM  
jst3p: Satanic_Hamster: LonMead: So, I guess the question to ask is...

Do you take it off slowly, or give it a good quick jerk?

She could give me a good quick jerk anyday.

Depending on how old she is and what the state laws are...

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Currently listening to Joe Satriani's the Extremist

Why the fark do you think we care what music you are listening to if it is not germane to the discussion?


What the fark do you care what he puts in his post. Just scroll down, biatch.

Listening to the sound of keyboard strokes and wishing I was listening to something better. Like coffee perking. Damn, I'm hung over.

 
jst3p 2008-05-10 11:16:06 AM  
theewhiterhino: jst3p: Satanic_Hamster: LonMead: So, I guess the question to ask is...

Do you take it off slowly, or give it a good quick jerk?

She could give me a good quick jerk anyday.

Depending on how old she is and what the state laws are...

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Currently listening to Joe Satriani's the Extremist

Why the fark do you think we care what music you are listening to if it is not germane to the discussion?

What the fark do you care what he puts in his post
.



Isn't that kind of the point of a discussion thread?

Or to continue in the spirit of your post:

Why do you care what I question in other posts? Just scroll down biatch.

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Listening to Dora the Explorer in the the background because the kids are home

Vamanos!

 
macdaddy357 2008-05-10 11:16:44 AM  
No picture means no story, so does the wrong picture. The article is about what they wore, not their faces. Journalism is dead.

 
Rozinante 2008-05-10 11:19:19 AM  
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Currently listening to Satanic_Hamster's mom slurping at my knob

 
jst3p 2008-05-10 11:19:55 AM  
technicolor-misfit: Mirkwood23 - Amateurs


Gotta say that's pretty damned impressive. Hot, creative (genuine 'creative,' not 'craftsy' creative), and talented... that dude is a lucky man. (yeah, you know she was behind it and he was just like 'okay' and stood still while she worked her magic)


Sounds like my wedding ceremony.

yeah, you know she was behind it and he was just like 'okay' and stood still while she worked her magic?

Wow, and the honeymoon!

 
Satanic_Hamster 2008-05-10 11:27:07 AM  
jst3p: Why the fark do you think we care what music you are listening to if it is not germane to the discussion?

You obviously care a great deal.

So much so you failed to even stay on topic!

Oh, and a picture of aduct tape prom dress:


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Currently listening to Arctic Monkeys' Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

 
Satanic_Hamster 2008-05-10 11:28:29 AM  
Grrrr. Need to use the preview function. Image was apparently too large.

Here's another:
blog.al.com

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Currently listening to Arctic Monkeys' Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

 
Nakito 2008-05-10 11:31:01 AM  
Katie98_KT: these are getting so goddamn old. its like there are still people who haven't heard of the goddamn scholarship. seriously people, this was over in the 90s.

chaosweaver: I can't believe this shiat still gets into the news. This was my scene 10 years ago, but it's over, people, get used to it.

This is sad. Katie and chaosweaver are probably only in their 20s and already they have become old farts. "Hey, you kids can't have fun with that because we already did it. Not yours." I bet your lawns are looking very fine, however. I'll be sure to stay off them.

/Don't get crotchety before your time.

 
rickytickytappy 2008-05-10 11:32:09 AM  
scene kids = irritating

 
jst3p 2008-05-10 11:35:38 AM  
Thanks for ignore Fark!

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Currently downloading Satanic_Hamster's mom slurping at my knob

 
troppo gonzo 2008-05-10 11:38:26 AM  
Not sure if this is a prom or wedding dress. I'm fashion illiterate.

i215.photobucket.com

 
ladodger34 2008-05-10 11:38:44 AM  
(yeah, you know she was behind it and he was just like 'okay' and stood still while she worked her magic)

Or the dude is gay and he is "totally her best guy friend" and they collaborated on the project.

/just sayin'

 
troppo gonzo 2008-05-10 11:46:55 AM  
i215.photobucket.com
i215.photobucket.com

 
thelordofcheese 2008-05-10 11:56:13 AM  
How alternative. He has sideburns and she has purple dyed into her hair in some spots. Nothing like being conformally unique.

 
xtonyx [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:57:12 AM  
they look like the kind of kids i would make fun of when i was in high school.

 
borscope 2008-05-10 12:11:55 PM  
troppo gonzo: Not sure if this is a prom or wedding dress. I'm fashion illiterate.

I think this gal could taker her;
i21.photobucket.com

 
toejam 2008-05-10 12:13:42 PM  
Currently not caring what Satanic_Hamster is listening to.. or doing.. or anything about him/her for that matter.

 
theewhiterhino 2008-05-10 12:28:08 PM  
toejam: Currently not caring what Satanic_Hamster is listening to.. or doing.. or anything about him/her for that matter.

Oh, I couldn't give a damn what he's listening to either. But I'm about fed up with people who for no apparent reason, trash the posts of others when the obvious solution is to just pass it by. What is the karmic effect of that behavior? Grammar nazis, TF snobs. Yeah, I know, this is fark. Snark can be fun when it serves the spirit of the thing, but at some point it's petty bullying and so I feel the need to respond in kind. But that's just me. Carry on. Damn, my head is pounding.

 
endlessoul 2008-05-10 12:34:07 PM  
Rozinante: ------------------
Currently listening to Satanic_Hamster's mom slurping at my knob


HA. Burn.

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Currently at work, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Any Pie Left 2008-05-10 12:37:41 PM  
I misread that headline as "duct tape pron" and figured "rule 34".

 
QuixoticAccordionist 2008-05-10 12:58:05 PM  
img356.imageshack.us

Love is a battlefield.

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-05-10 01:05:55 PM  
genzoman: when i was at prom and i got headshots it was pretty cool.

You graduated from Columbine?


/Window seat

 
theewhiterhino 2008-05-10 01:07:15 PM  
Ghetto prom dress
www.kbpc.net

 
ReverendNewp 2008-05-10 01:11:18 PM  
FTFA: Lots of people think a dress made of tape must be stuck to the skin, but that is not the case.

Really? "Lots of people" think that? These people must have IQs lower than the daytime temperature.

 
TrixieDelite 2008-05-10 01:23:48 PM  
My prom dress had a hoop skirt under it.
/no, really, it did

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Currently listening to the sound of- KA-BAM -my neighbor's nail gun shatter the beautiful qui- KA-BAM -et of the morning.
/guess his wife has been acting up again

 
Barbecue Bob 2008-05-10 01:25:05 PM  
Why have a story about a dress and not have pix of the dress?
Lame.
News.
Crew.

Really, they should look for new work, that was the dumbest excuse for news I've read all week.

 
hasty ambush 2008-05-10 01:32:54 PM  
"Duct tape was invented a long time before you were born by somebody really smart. The end"

www.tvcatalunya.com

/homemade duct tape for the win

 
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