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(The Courier) Cool Not news: great-grandmother, who had a heart attack four years ago, decides to raise money for charity. Fark: By jumping into a tank of sharks. She told you she was hardcore   (thecourier.co.uk) divider line 20
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This Is Bold Text [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 02:20:47 AM  
I hear that sharks can smell old skin sloughing off from 3 miles away.

 
Farkin'round 2008-05-10 07:55:52 AM  
One mean granny:

www.taxidriver.fsnet.co.uk

 
chaosweaver 2008-05-10 07:57:58 AM  
She'll have another heart attack in the water, sieze up like a dying fish and get attacked.

/So I'm negative
//with her history, it's possible.
///Plausible even

 
Maralyn Minks 2008-05-10 08:06:23 AM  
Damn.

That is farking badass.

 
Agripa 2008-05-10 08:23:25 AM  
GGG

 
musashi1600 2008-05-10 08:26:38 AM  
She's 68 and a great-grandmother? Marrying young must run in the family.

 
empres77 2008-05-10 08:56:55 AM  
"core" trifecta in play?

 
dstanley 2008-05-10 08:56:58 AM  
"Do you think after what I've been through I'll let some wee fish stand between me and seeing the weans grow up?"

FTW.

 
Phil Herup 2008-05-10 09:23:04 AM  
Ummmmmm these are Nurse Sharks. Not dangerous.

www.pbs.org


/so overly dramatic these reporters are

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 09:40:29 AM  
Nonny O-Chul

 
marius2 2008-05-10 10:05:49 AM  
I stopped reading at Nurse Sharks.

 
groverXIII 2008-05-10 10:26:57 AM  
www.thewashingtonnote.com

Approves.

/Shamelessly hotlinked.

 
SketchyDetails 2008-05-10 10:29:40 AM  
After that, Grandma's ratings dropped and never recovered.

 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 11:28:33 AM  
www.tvguide.com
Unimpressed.

 
Virulency 2008-05-10 12:06:38 PM  
nurse sharks... still sharks i guess...

 
Quantumbunny 2008-05-10 12:15:23 PM  
musashi1600 She's 68 and a great-grandmother? Marrying young must run in the family.

An average age of 22 or 23. That really isn't that bad. It isn't like they were all 16.

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 01:04:11 PM  
Quantumbunny: musashi1600 She's 68 and a great-grandmother? Marrying young must run in the family.

An average age of 22 or 23. That really isn't that bad. It isn't like they were all 16.

Who said anything about marriage? Getting knocked up at an average age of 22.67 years must run in the family.

 
Durendal [TotalFark] 2008-05-10 07:01:16 PM  
Nurse sharks = harmless. You could swim with them all day long and have nothing more than mild abrasions from where you rubbed up against them. If she were swimming with tiger sharks, then THAT would be hardcore. This stunt? Slightly more hardcore than swimming in a tank of goldfish.

 
moondo 2008-05-11 12:42:55 AM  
I'll donate if things get bloody

 
thelordofcheese 2008-05-12 07:15:56 AM  
not even bothering to get dressed

All I can hear is Heffer saying "naked" over and over again.
/Rocko's hot

 
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