In other news, John Rinaldi is still a douchebag.

Actually a sewage treatment plant is the opposite of GWB. Sewage treatment plants make something good out of shiat.

I only counted four obvious bathroom puns in the entire article. That's pretty disappointing. It was pretty ripe territory.

You could sell toilet paper with Dubya's mug on it to 70% of the country nowadays. And the other 30% would use it as doilies.

Maybe George can roll with this proposal. He'll have thousands of smaller GWB Presidenshul Labaries then.

Commander in Chief?

I would say our Commode in Chief.

Atillathepun: Actually a sewage treatment plant is the opposite of GWB. Sewage treatment plants make something good out of shiat.

George W. Bush Mime School?
George W. Bush/Paris Hilton Product Line Factory?
George W. Bush French Military Academy?

Great achievements? Bush?

That's like saying Voldemort did great things.. except the latter is more intelligent.

Atillathepun: Actually a sewage treatment plant is the opposite of GWB. Sewage treatment plants make something good out of shiat.

well played

Go Chicken John!

Spin the wheel for a dollar.

FTFA:

"...it demonstrates to what lows some people will reach in order to oppose this president and the policies that have kept this country safe during his mandate."

point the first: which policies would those be? The ones that intelligence experts insist have made us LESS safe? The ones that included diverting anti-terrorism funding in 2001 so as to instead combat pornography? The ones that included letting Al-Zarqawi go several times in the leadup to the invasion of Iraq, for fear that he would undercut Bush's insistence that Saddam Hussein was the worst thing since Hitler?

point the second: How much mandate does a guy who squeaked by in two elections, who now has the highest disapproval rating of any President in modern history, have, anyway?

This is simply awesome. I hope it passes.

Every morning at around the exact same time, I wake up, go to the bathroom, sit down on my ivory throne, read a magazine or newspaper, and enjoy my morning shiat. It's turned into a great way to start the day. I dont wanna ruin my morning zen, interrupted by unwanted thoughts of GWB. For just 10 minutes, lemme try and forget who is running our country. My poo and politics dont mix.

Is a flower watered with treated sewage a turdblossom?

I don't think this is what Bush meant when he said he liked Black Water....

For some reason I really doubt that Bush would actually be bothered by this.

/Heh, John Rinaldi
//shout out to my fellow NE Ohio natives

keck314: This is simply awesome.

Not really, it's just exceedingly childish. I do hope it passes, though, because I'd welcome light-hearted ridiculousness into most any situation. If I was in an ER, bleeding to my death, I'd be happier if my doctor was dressed like a mime. Politics, more than any other field, needs a wacky factor introduced to it.

I'm not surprised by this. San Francisco wants to reinstate slavery, too.

Anagrammer: I'm not surprised by this. San Francisco wants to reinstate slavery, too.

/facepalm

oldebayer: You could sell toilet paper with Dubya's mug on it to 70% of the country nowadays. And the other 30% would use it as doilies.

peachpicker: /Heh, John Rinaldi
//shout out to my fellow NE Ohio natives

OMFG. That takes me back. I used to watch Big Chuck and Hoolihan (Li'l John after Bob went a little whacky in the head) EVERY week when I was a kid....

From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... dubyas!

/sorry, that was childish

Churchill2004: For some reason I really doubt that Bush would actually be bothered by this.

The people in charge now have no shame. Even after thousands died when they said they wouldn't, Iraq is a shambles when they said it wouldn't be, ect. they still come out like nothing happened. It is honestly a mental illness.

Provo approves.

Bush has been a fine president. For me to poop on.

As someone living in wonderful, sane San Francisco, I think this is a fantastic idea, and will circulate some petitions. Yes everything George W. Bush touched turned to sh*t.

How remarkably juvenile. After all this time, the most powerful gesture the city of San Francisco can come up with is a poop joke. Bravo.

PascalsGhost said: The people in charge now have no shame. Even after thousands died when they said they wouldn't, Iraq is a shambles when they said it wouldn't be...

Who said that? I don't remember anyone saying that. I do remember saying we were going to war.

Not a war on global warming. Not a war on poverty. Not a war on back pain.

We went to WAR.

You know what happens when you go to war? People DIE. Stuff gets BLOWN UP.

Get a f@cking clue. When nations go to war, there's nothing neat and tidy about it. And there never will be. So when YOUR future President threatens to go to war, don't pretend that YOUR guy will make it clean, quick, and without loss of American lives.

Unless, of course, you plan to invade Fantasyland.


AP caption: "The 3rd Brigade Combat Team trains on a live-fire love grenade range during President Obama's visit to Ft Hood."

Lenny_da_Hog: peachpicker: /Heh, John Rinaldi
//shout out to my fellow NE Ohio natives

OMFG. That takes me back. I used to watch Big Chuck and Hoolihan (Li'l John after Bob went a little whacky in the head) EVERY week when I was a kid....

Oh yeah? Well we know what you were doing friday nights, but what about saturday afternoons?

Aw man, this really makes me sad.

Prussian_Roulette: PascalsGhost said: The people in charge now have no shame. Even after thousands died when they said they wouldn't, Iraq is a shambles when they said it wouldn't be...

Who said that? I don't remember anyone saying that.

O RLY?

The Rev. Pat Robertson said President Bush dismissed his warning that the United States would suffer heavy casualties in Iraq and told the television evangelist just before the beginning of the war that "we're not going to have any casualties." (new window)

peachpicker:
Oh yeah? Well we know what you were doing friday nights, but what about saturday afternoons?

Aw man, this really makes me sad.

Supe was okay, but I kinda waited for Saturday nights and The Ghoul! (His bits sucked, but I loved the soundtrack changes in those old B movies....)

I'd love to work in a place named in order to disparage someone.

Rinaldi - flush with pride about the idea

hehehehe...

Glad to see the fark Bush crowd is just as mature and calm as ever.

peachpicker: Prussian_Roulette: PascalsGhost said: The people in charge now have no shame. Even after thousands died when they said they wouldn't, Iraq is a shambles when they said it wouldn't be...

Who said that? I don't remember anyone saying that.

O RLY?

The Rev. Pat Robertson said President Bush dismissed his warning that the United States would suffer heavy casualties in Iraq and told the television evangelist just before the beginning of the war that "we're not going to have any casualties." (new window)

Right, because all national/international policy is based off what the President says to nutbags.

Prussian_Roulette: You know what happens when you go to war? People DIE. Stuff gets BLOWN UP.

And look how much we gained from it.

Oh wait...

FTFA: "Naturally, we're going to fight it," said Howard Epstein, the chairman of the city's Republican Party.

I can't imagine a lonelier job than San Francisco Republican party chairman.

/I bet the Log Cabin mixers are good, though.

MrEricSir:
And look how much we gained from it.

Oh wait...

Eh, most of the people in Iraq are slightly better off. Low ROI, but not nonexistent. Saddam sucked for stability even for a dictator.

This really wasn't a war intended to get stuff for the US, so your criteria for failure... well, it fails.

My trip to the pizza hut was a failure! I didn't get any caviar!

Jim_Callahan:
This really wasn't a war intended to get stuff for the US, so your criteria for failure... well, it fails.

My trip to the pizza hut was a failure! I didn't get any caviar!

You mean apart from making us more secure and paying for itself - um yeah.

oldebayer: You could sell toilet paper with Dubya's mug on it to 70% of the country nowadays. And the other 30% would use it as doilies.

They do make the stuff, believe it or not...
http://www.prankplace.com/bushtoiletpaper.htm?KBID=2274

and naming a wastewater treatment plant in his 'honor'.
How...fitting...for our very own George the Turd Third...

Sounds perfect to me, after all what Bush has had to deal with coming out of the mouths of liberals is no different than what's going to come out the other end.

The troll is so very strong in this thread.

This is what's wrong with America today. Here is a man whom has literally sold America, and everything it stands for, out to the highest bidder. He is a shameless, no account criminal.

And the punishment for such? Turned over to an angry mob and stomped to death? Hanged for his mulitiple acts of treason? Turned over to an international war crimes tribunal? At least put into prison?

Fark no. Some dweeb is going to name a sewage treatment plant after him. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that will insult him.

Freaking pansies, the lot of them.

Stay Classy San Francisco

wide stance

How about the "Dick Cheney Memorial Bath House" for all the gay and ped Republican politicians?

Wanna know how god awful stupid cons are.

They actually convinced themselves that Bush was gonna be the begining of a perpetual conservative majority.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thats way beyond brain damage.

He has turned out to be the worst prez ever and they hallucinated that he was some kind of great leader.

They are so farked in the head

Bob16:
They actually convinced themselves that Bush was gonna be the begining of a perpetual conservative majority.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


And they might be right. After all of the farked up things Bush did, he'd still probably get re-elected if he could run in 2008.

Instead, we'll probably get McCain.

How is it that any percentage of our populace in this nation can still talk about how Bush's policies have "kept us safe" with a straight face? Truly astonishing. It's almost like some people in this country are getting all their news and information from a source biased toward making our simian-in-chief seem heroic, trustworthy and brave. Which he isn't.

FTFA:Rinaldi - flush with pride about the idea

Someone is taking the piss here.